Paris Hilton: My Celeb Soulmate

[Mister Obvious]

I think for the most part she probably is naturally thin...

I think she's probably pretty active.

Probably doesn't eat all that much.

Hopefully she doesn't have any weird eating disorders, you know, like laxative abuse or self-induced hurling.

That kinda stuff really turns me off.

Who knows...

She was caught with cocaine a long time ago.

She has to get her energy from somewhere, to be as jet setting and busy as she always is or at least was before shit got weird in the world.

I like to think she doesn't do anything nasty or illicit, but you never know.