10-21-2020, 06:00 PM
(((Proceeds to blatantly defy 5 word rule)))
Detective Delicato inched toward the bartender like a tigress stalking her prey...
"I received word via telephoning device that an infamous interplanetary sex offender by the name of Chester the Molester was here attempting to assault an earth girl."
The bartender's eyes darted toward the pool table where Chester and his wife were hiding, using patrons' legs and a cloaking shield with failing batteries to conceal themselves.
"He's a Martian, about 7'6"... ringing any bells?"
The bartender took a step back, tossed his towel onto the bar and threw his hands up. "Listen lady, I didn't see a thing. Ain't no Martians allowed in this joint anyway. You tryin' to trick me? I'm tired of your kind coming around here pokin' your noses in our damn business!"
"MY kind??" Detective Delicato sharply arched a perfectly sculpted eyebrow. She laughed. "There's nobody like me, fella."
She turned and set her gaze upon the patrons gathered around...
"I'll be seeing you."
Detective Delicato inched toward the bartender like a tigress stalking her prey...
"I received word via telephoning device that an infamous interplanetary sex offender by the name of Chester the Molester was here attempting to assault an earth girl."
The bartender's eyes darted toward the pool table where Chester and his wife were hiding, using patrons' legs and a cloaking shield with failing batteries to conceal themselves.
"He's a Martian, about 7'6"... ringing any bells?"
The bartender took a step back, tossed his towel onto the bar and threw his hands up. "Listen lady, I didn't see a thing. Ain't no Martians allowed in this joint anyway. You tryin' to trick me? I'm tired of your kind coming around here pokin' your noses in our damn business!"
"MY kind??" Detective Delicato sharply arched a perfectly sculpted eyebrow. She laughed. "There's nobody like me, fella."
She turned and set her gaze upon the patrons gathered around...
"I'll be seeing you."
