10-30-2020, 10:21 PM
OK you guise, this one happened late last night/early morning hours.
Just for the record, I am "The Boss" and Judy Greer is "Hot Nerdy Office Chick".
"The Copy Machine Incident"
Boss: "Hey, could you come in here a sec?"
Hot Nerdy Office Chick enters her bosses office. She sighs, as usual.
HNOC: "What is it now? You need instructions on how to fall asleep on the job?"
Boss: "Nice, coming from someone on perpetual break!"
She walks over and leans across his desk.
HNOC: "Break? You call hours of running the Xerox machine out of ink making copies
of bare-breasted women BREAK??"
She turns to walk away. Bossman stops her.
Boss: "I never asked you to do that!"
HNOC: "Oh No?
[FLASHBACK SEQUENCE - Earlier that day]
The Boss is sitting at his desk. He spies Hot Nerdy Office Chick walking past his doorway.
He whistles to get her attention. She, ever the eager one to please, answers his call.
HNOC: "What?"
Boss: "Nice to see you too!"
HNOC: "WHAT??"
Boss: "Hey, I need you to take this and turn 2 into 800 for me. Think you can do that for Daddy?"
HNOC: "What did we say about the 'Daddy' thing?"
Boss: *sigh* OK, fine. But can you still do it?"
She looks down to see what appears to be a page ripped from a girly magazine picturing a large breasted
20-something woman. She rolls her eyes and grabs her forehead.
Boss: "Take these 2 and make them into 800 for me, please!"
She snatches the page from her disgusting boss and walks from his office.
Boss: "Good girl! I knew you had it in ya!"
Without stopping or turning around, she flips him off and is gone.
[END FLASHBACK SEQUENCE]
HNOC: "Jog your memory at all?"
Boss: *stares blankly*
HNOC: "Break! PLEASE!
Boss: "So, does that mean you're done?"
HNOC: "Oh yes, I'm done alright. SEE. YOU. LATER. Prick!"
Boss: "I was meaning with the copies."
She stops in his doorway, her back facing him.
HNOC: "Urrggghh!!"
She storms off.
Boss: "And she wants a raise?"
[From outside in the hall] HNOC: "I heard that!!"
The boss sits behind his desk, awaiting Ms. Chick's re-entry. Oh she was a saucy one!
She races back in with a thick pile of papers and slams them onto his desk.
HNOC: "There! You happy?? BOOOOOOOOBS, EVERYWHERE!"
She had grown quite animated. This scared her boss. But in a good way. An excited kind of way.
Boss: "Is that 800, like I originally asked?"
HNOC: "Does it look like 800, you swine of a human?"
The papers spilled all over his desk, half of them even on the floor. It's a safe bet, there's 800.
Boss: "Well... uh, thanks?"
She looks at him in utter contempt. Picking up one of the copies, she notices something slightly alarming.
HNOC: "Ya know, it's bad enough you ask me to do half the weird shit that you do, but THIS IS A PICTURE
OF YOUR MOTHER!!!"
The Boss looked terrified. They both look up on the wall at a picture of his mother, then down at the
copied photo, back to the wall, back to the photo...
Boss: "OH MY GOD, I thought she looked familiar!!"
Chick stands shaking her head as her boss tries to come to grips with having 400 copies,
that's 800 breasts, of his own mother littering his office desk and floor.
HNOC: "You know, I'd quit this shit job if you were actually PAYING ME!!"
They both share an uncomfortable, silent moment.
Boss: *sigh* "So, you still on break?"
ROFL!! *going to HELL*
Just for the record, I am "The Boss" and Judy Greer is "Hot Nerdy Office Chick".
"The Copy Machine Incident"
Boss: "Hey, could you come in here a sec?"
Hot Nerdy Office Chick enters her bosses office. She sighs, as usual.
HNOC: "What is it now? You need instructions on how to fall asleep on the job?"
Boss: "Nice, coming from someone on perpetual break!"
She walks over and leans across his desk.
HNOC: "Break? You call hours of running the Xerox machine out of ink making copies
of bare-breasted women BREAK??"
She turns to walk away. Bossman stops her.
Boss: "I never asked you to do that!"
HNOC: "Oh No?
[FLASHBACK SEQUENCE - Earlier that day]
The Boss is sitting at his desk. He spies Hot Nerdy Office Chick walking past his doorway.
He whistles to get her attention. She, ever the eager one to please, answers his call.
HNOC: "What?"
Boss: "Nice to see you too!"
HNOC: "WHAT??"
Boss: "Hey, I need you to take this and turn 2 into 800 for me. Think you can do that for Daddy?"
HNOC: "What did we say about the 'Daddy' thing?"
Boss: *sigh* OK, fine. But can you still do it?"
She looks down to see what appears to be a page ripped from a girly magazine picturing a large breasted
20-something woman. She rolls her eyes and grabs her forehead.
Boss: "Take these 2 and make them into 800 for me, please!"
She snatches the page from her disgusting boss and walks from his office.
Boss: "Good girl! I knew you had it in ya!"
Without stopping or turning around, she flips him off and is gone.
[END FLASHBACK SEQUENCE]
HNOC: "Jog your memory at all?"
Boss: *stares blankly*
HNOC: "Break! PLEASE!
Boss: "So, does that mean you're done?"
HNOC: "Oh yes, I'm done alright. SEE. YOU. LATER. Prick!"
Boss: "I was meaning with the copies."
She stops in his doorway, her back facing him.
HNOC: "Urrggghh!!"
She storms off.
Boss: "And she wants a raise?"
[From outside in the hall] HNOC: "I heard that!!"
The boss sits behind his desk, awaiting Ms. Chick's re-entry. Oh she was a saucy one!
She races back in with a thick pile of papers and slams them onto his desk.
HNOC: "There! You happy?? BOOOOOOOOBS, EVERYWHERE!"
She had grown quite animated. This scared her boss. But in a good way. An excited kind of way.
Boss: "Is that 800, like I originally asked?"
HNOC: "Does it look like 800, you swine of a human?"
The papers spilled all over his desk, half of them even on the floor. It's a safe bet, there's 800.
Boss: "Well... uh, thanks?"
She looks at him in utter contempt. Picking up one of the copies, she notices something slightly alarming.
HNOC: "Ya know, it's bad enough you ask me to do half the weird shit that you do, but THIS IS A PICTURE
OF YOUR MOTHER!!!"
The Boss looked terrified. They both look up on the wall at a picture of his mother, then down at the
copied photo, back to the wall, back to the photo...
Boss: "OH MY GOD, I thought she looked familiar!!"
Chick stands shaking her head as her boss tries to come to grips with having 400 copies,
that's 800 breasts, of his own mother littering his office desk and floor.
HNOC: "You know, I'd quit this shit job if you were actually PAYING ME!!"
They both share an uncomfortable, silent moment.
Boss: *sigh* "So, you still on break?"
ROFL!! *going to HELL*
