10-31-2020, 03:25 PM
Lord have MERCY! lol
"The iPad Incident" or "FUCK STEVE JOBS!"
Boss: "Ooooh you fucking BITCH! You fucking bitch fucking CUNT! Fucking WHORE-SLUT-BITCHFUCKER!!"
Hot Nerdy Office Chick races into her boss's office, quickly shutting the door and charges towards him.
HNOC: "JESUS CHRIST, what's wrong with you?? This is STILL a work day!!"
Boss angrily slams his iPad down onto the desk.
HNOC: "Oh God... you CANNOT be serious!"
Boss: "That fucking motherfuckingbitch fucking piece of DOGSHIT!!" *glares down at iPad in rage*
HNOC: "THIS is what you feel merits a visit from HR? Really?"
Boss: "I had two more strawberries to eat, TWOOO and that mothercunting slug zapped me!!"
Boss was playing his guilty pleasure game again... Best Fiends. Aaaaaaand losing.
HNOC: *stands shaking her head, staring at the floor*
Boss: "Two, that's it. I was nearly there! I was IN THERE!"
HNOC: *sighs deeply and takes a seat in front of the desk*
HNOC: "Look, I get that you're the boss. This is your office. What goes on in here, for the most
part, isn't anyone else's business. Except when you make it so. Like today. This is a work environment
and when anyone, not just you, but ANYONE - makes THAT kind of a scene, it's just bad all the way
around. Please make some kind of movement if you understand ANY of this..."
Boss sits quietly staring at the gorgeous redhead.
Boss: "It took me a WHOLE. WEEK. To beat the previous level."
HNOC: *lost for words*
Boss: "I'm supposed to just sneeze at all that work? The HOURS of slug-murdering? Bossing my way
through those levels - PING, Boom - Ka Daaasssh!!"
Chick is honestly a bit scared now.
HNOC: "May I just make a suggestion, please?"
Boss: "Of course! I always welcome your input."
HNOC: "Could ya just roll it back a few on the dial? We'd ALL appreciate it."
Boss: *sighs* "I guess I could keep my door shut when playing, huh?"
HNOC: "That is certainly a start."
Boss stands up to walk around his desk to hug his so very helpful office chick when she sees
him on his feet and shrieks.
HNOC: "OH MY GOD! Why are you not wearing pants??"
She quickly turns her head and covers hers eyes.
Boss: "Whaaat, they're shorts!"
HNOC: "They are BOXERS!!"
Boss: "But they have the little button over the pee-pee hole.
Chick stands and runs for the door, eyes closed, hands up.
Boss: "Hey, I needed you to help me with this app... ??"
She flings the door open and escapes into the outer office.
Boss: "Facetime then?"
Boss returns to his game.
This one miiiight just have a little bit of that based-on-a-true-story kinda thing going on.
; )
"The iPad Incident" or "FUCK STEVE JOBS!"
Boss: "Ooooh you fucking BITCH! You fucking bitch fucking CUNT! Fucking WHORE-SLUT-BITCHFUCKER!!"
Hot Nerdy Office Chick races into her boss's office, quickly shutting the door and charges towards him.
HNOC: "JESUS CHRIST, what's wrong with you?? This is STILL a work day!!"
Boss angrily slams his iPad down onto the desk.
HNOC: "Oh God... you CANNOT be serious!"
Boss: "That fucking motherfuckingbitch fucking piece of DOGSHIT!!" *glares down at iPad in rage*
HNOC: "THIS is what you feel merits a visit from HR? Really?"
Boss: "I had two more strawberries to eat, TWOOO and that mothercunting slug zapped me!!"
Boss was playing his guilty pleasure game again... Best Fiends. Aaaaaaand losing.
HNOC: *stands shaking her head, staring at the floor*
Boss: "Two, that's it. I was nearly there! I was IN THERE!"
HNOC: *sighs deeply and takes a seat in front of the desk*
HNOC: "Look, I get that you're the boss. This is your office. What goes on in here, for the most
part, isn't anyone else's business. Except when you make it so. Like today. This is a work environment
and when anyone, not just you, but ANYONE - makes THAT kind of a scene, it's just bad all the way
around. Please make some kind of movement if you understand ANY of this..."
Boss sits quietly staring at the gorgeous redhead.
Boss: "It took me a WHOLE. WEEK. To beat the previous level."
HNOC: *lost for words*
Boss: "I'm supposed to just sneeze at all that work? The HOURS of slug-murdering? Bossing my way
through those levels - PING, Boom - Ka Daaasssh!!"
Chick is honestly a bit scared now.
HNOC: "May I just make a suggestion, please?"
Boss: "Of course! I always welcome your input."
HNOC: "Could ya just roll it back a few on the dial? We'd ALL appreciate it."
Boss: *sighs* "I guess I could keep my door shut when playing, huh?"
HNOC: "That is certainly a start."
Boss stands up to walk around his desk to hug his so very helpful office chick when she sees
him on his feet and shrieks.
HNOC: "OH MY GOD! Why are you not wearing pants??"
She quickly turns her head and covers hers eyes.
Boss: "Whaaat, they're shorts!"
HNOC: "They are BOXERS!!"
Boss: "But they have the little button over the pee-pee hole.
Chick stands and runs for the door, eyes closed, hands up.
Boss: "Hey, I needed you to help me with this app... ??"
She flings the door open and escapes into the outer office.
Boss: "Facetime then?"
Boss returns to his game.
This one miiiight just have a little bit of that based-on-a-true-story kinda thing going on.
; )
