11-01-2020, 04:17 AM
"The Old World"
Chick needs the Boss to sign off on some papers.
She walks into his office, once again, and is left speechless.
HNOC: *opens door, looks around* "NOPE!" *backs out, closes door*
Boss: *through the closed door* "HEY, come back!"
HNOC: *re-enters office*
Boss: "So, ya like it?"
Chick has a gander and is immediately thrown into a mental blender. Her boss is stretched out
on an old-world style leather lounger, IN A TOGA, while two old men [also in togas] who look to
be in their 80's, take turns fanning him with ostrich feathers and feeding him grapes.
Red seedless, of course.
She then turns to see another older gentleman coming towards her in what looks like a diaper.
She's come to expect nothing less from this very badly broken man she knows as her Boss.
HNOC: "I don't even know what this is, and I don't WANT to. I would call the cops but I don't
even want them to see this. I'm leaving now..."
Boss: "NO, wait! You haven't seen the best part!" *snaps his fingers loudly three times*
The spectacle that presents itself truly captures the absolute WTF'ness this office has become.
Chick can't even believe her eyes, but she really kinda can. After all, she knew where she was.
Boss: "Pretty cool, huh? Like ancient Greece?? Classy as fuck, riiiiight??"
HNOC: "I wasn't aware the Greeks had their old men giving midgets pony-rides on llamas... in offices!"
Boss: "Well, this ain't your dad's Greece anymore toots! We're going ALL OUT!!"
Chick goes over and sits beside her boss on the lounger.
HNOC: "Look, I'm not here to break your balls, I don't want to eat your lunch or take your trophies.
I just want you to get help. That's ALL. Please! Before things go too far and this all goes away."
Boss: "I don't know what you mean?"
HNOC: "I know you don't, that's why I'm sitting here, talking to you now. You are cracked. Badly.
VERY, VERY badly. So please take my word for it and trust that you NEEEED this help."
Boss squints at Chick. Ooooh, she knew THIS move!
HNOC: "No, not that. Not the squint. That's not gonna work this time."
Boss: "I just don't understand why you're coming down on me. It's strange, is all."
HNOC: "Bitch, you've got LIVESTOCK in your OFFICE! And God only KNOWS where these old
people are from! And the midgets, my God, the midgets!!!"
Chick stands up and walks to the door, turns around and takes in the whole disturbing scene.
HNOC: "So, I didn't even make a dent, did I?"
Boss: "I think you've made your point. And I've come to a very important conclusion."
HNOC: "Oh thank God!" *inhales, exhales deeply* "And???"
Boss: "And I'm gonna need you to buzz Carolyn down in the cafeteria. We need more grapes up here! STAT!"
HNOC: *world implodes*
My goodness. lol
SPOILER ALERT.... kinda.... Boss & Chick maaaaaaybe going dumpster-diving sometime in the future.
No promises, but it could very easily happen. Maybe... most likely... but we'll see... ; )
Chick needs the Boss to sign off on some papers.
She walks into his office, once again, and is left speechless.
HNOC: *opens door, looks around* "NOPE!" *backs out, closes door*
Boss: *through the closed door* "HEY, come back!"
HNOC: *re-enters office*
Boss: "So, ya like it?"
Chick has a gander and is immediately thrown into a mental blender. Her boss is stretched out
on an old-world style leather lounger, IN A TOGA, while two old men [also in togas] who look to
be in their 80's, take turns fanning him with ostrich feathers and feeding him grapes.
Red seedless, of course.
She then turns to see another older gentleman coming towards her in what looks like a diaper.
She's come to expect nothing less from this very badly broken man she knows as her Boss.
HNOC: "I don't even know what this is, and I don't WANT to. I would call the cops but I don't
even want them to see this. I'm leaving now..."
Boss: "NO, wait! You haven't seen the best part!" *snaps his fingers loudly three times*
The spectacle that presents itself truly captures the absolute WTF'ness this office has become.
Chick can't even believe her eyes, but she really kinda can. After all, she knew where she was.
Boss: "Pretty cool, huh? Like ancient Greece?? Classy as fuck, riiiiight??"
HNOC: "I wasn't aware the Greeks had their old men giving midgets pony-rides on llamas... in offices!"
Boss: "Well, this ain't your dad's Greece anymore toots! We're going ALL OUT!!"
Chick goes over and sits beside her boss on the lounger.
HNOC: "Look, I'm not here to break your balls, I don't want to eat your lunch or take your trophies.
I just want you to get help. That's ALL. Please! Before things go too far and this all goes away."
Boss: "I don't know what you mean?"
HNOC: "I know you don't, that's why I'm sitting here, talking to you now. You are cracked. Badly.
VERY, VERY badly. So please take my word for it and trust that you NEEEED this help."
Boss squints at Chick. Ooooh, she knew THIS move!
HNOC: "No, not that. Not the squint. That's not gonna work this time."
Boss: "I just don't understand why you're coming down on me. It's strange, is all."
HNOC: "Bitch, you've got LIVESTOCK in your OFFICE! And God only KNOWS where these old
people are from! And the midgets, my God, the midgets!!!"
Chick stands up and walks to the door, turns around and takes in the whole disturbing scene.
HNOC: "So, I didn't even make a dent, did I?"
Boss: "I think you've made your point. And I've come to a very important conclusion."
HNOC: "Oh thank God!" *inhales, exhales deeply* "And???"
Boss: "And I'm gonna need you to buzz Carolyn down in the cafeteria. We need more grapes up here! STAT!"
HNOC: *world implodes*
My goodness. lol
SPOILER ALERT.... kinda.... Boss & Chick maaaaaaybe going dumpster-diving sometime in the future.
No promises, but it could very easily happen. Maybe... most likely... but we'll see... ; )
