11-02-2020, 05:06 PM
"The YouTube Video: Part II"
Boss and Chick arrive at their local Wal-Greens. This actually looks promising.*lmao*
Boss: *turns that bottle of MD up for a good long pull*
HNOC: "Oh, please, drink the ENTIRE thing!"
Boss: *belches loudly*
HNOC: *sighs*
Boss: "Well alright! Let's make history!!"
Boss jumps from the Geo Metro with vigor. Chick is a little less enthused.
HNOC: "Could ya watch the paint please?"
Boss: "Babe, after today, you'll be driving THREE of these beauts!"
HNOC: "I'm not really sure this is an 'I own three of them' kind of car.
Boss: "Nevermind, you can just buy the fuckin dealership!"
HNOC: "Gaaawwwd I hate you."
Boss: "OK! Let's DO this!!"
They walk over to the fully-stuffed dumpster. Boss is salivating. Chick looks like she's gonna throw-up.
Boss: "Here we go!"
HNOC: *sarcastically* "Yeah, woohoo"
Boss: "Wheneeeeever you're ready..."
HNOC: "OH, you though I was going in there??"
Boss: "Uh, yeah, totally... sooo up and in!"
HNOC: "Does one bottle always get you this drunk?"
Boss: "Come on, I'll make a stirrup for ya!" *crouching and interlacing fingers upward*
HNOC: *walks back to car*
Boss: "Heeeey!! No guts no glory!"
HNOC: "YOU, can have ALL the glory you want! Have fun in your giant metal box of disease!"
Boss: "Where ya goin?"
HNOC: "Anywhere but here!"
Boss has to think his way out of this one.
Boss: "OK, fiiiine, I'll go in..."
Chick gives boss the famous squint, then returns to the dumpster.
HNOC: "What are you even hoping to find in there?"
Boss: "Treasures, dear girl, luxurious treasures!"
HNOC: *shaking her head*
Boss: *climbs inside* "Argh, this is... cozy..."
HNOC: "Well you look right at home!"
Boss: *shoots Chick a peeved expression*
HNOC: *steps closer, peers inside* "Oh look, I think I can see my future. It's tangled up in your code of ethics!"
Boss: "You know, for once, would it kill you just to have a little positivity? Just ONCE?"
HNOC: "This job ruined that prospect looong ago!"
Boss is really going for it, digging deep!
HNOC: "OK, you are WAY too in-there to be getting back in my car now!"
Boss: "What are you talking about? It'll brush right off!
HNOC: "Not even with a blow-torch"
Boss: "Speaking of blowing..."
HNOC: "Did you know HR moved floors? Yeah, they're only 2 doors down from your office now."
Boss: *clears throat* "This would be going a lot faster if you helped!"
HNOC: "I AM helping!"
Boss: "Uh, HOW exactly?"
HNOC: "Look-out duty"
Boss: "Look what the what??
HNOC: "Keeping an eye on things, clearing the coast?"
Boss: "We're behind a drug store!"
HNOC: "Don't act indignant, you only just learned what they're called twenty minutes ago!"
The back door to the pharmacy opens, a young man approaches with trash.
Young Man: "Uh, hey... y'all can't be back here."
Boss and Chick both panic. Could this be the end for them?
HNOC: "Uuuuuuuh, it's OK, we're just, uuuh, he lost his watch, I think?"
Boss: "Uh yeah! Yeah, I lost my watch and uh...
The jig is up!
Boss: *screams* "RUN!!"
Chick sprints to her car, gets in and races away. Boss leaps from the dumpster, stumbling around
trying to get his balance.
The young man stands there viewing this unearthly spectacle.
HNOC: *screeches from the parking lot*
Boss: *yells while running away* "It was her fault! We were looking for her cat! Dog! Dear God I think
I have termites on my skin! RACCOOOOOOONS!!!"
Young Man: *sighs* "I really need a new job..."
Boss and Chick arrive at their local Wal-Greens. This actually looks promising.*lmao*
Boss: *turns that bottle of MD up for a good long pull*
HNOC: "Oh, please, drink the ENTIRE thing!"
Boss: *belches loudly*
HNOC: *sighs*
Boss: "Well alright! Let's make history!!"
Boss jumps from the Geo Metro with vigor. Chick is a little less enthused.
HNOC: "Could ya watch the paint please?"
Boss: "Babe, after today, you'll be driving THREE of these beauts!"
HNOC: "I'm not really sure this is an 'I own three of them' kind of car.
Boss: "Nevermind, you can just buy the fuckin dealership!"
HNOC: "Gaaawwwd I hate you."
Boss: "OK! Let's DO this!!"
They walk over to the fully-stuffed dumpster. Boss is salivating. Chick looks like she's gonna throw-up.
Boss: "Here we go!"
HNOC: *sarcastically* "Yeah, woohoo"
Boss: "Wheneeeeever you're ready..."
HNOC: "OH, you though I was going in there??"
Boss: "Uh, yeah, totally... sooo up and in!"
HNOC: "Does one bottle always get you this drunk?"
Boss: "Come on, I'll make a stirrup for ya!" *crouching and interlacing fingers upward*
HNOC: *walks back to car*
Boss: "Heeeey!! No guts no glory!"
HNOC: "YOU, can have ALL the glory you want! Have fun in your giant metal box of disease!"
Boss: "Where ya goin?"
HNOC: "Anywhere but here!"
Boss has to think his way out of this one.
Boss: "OK, fiiiine, I'll go in..."
Chick gives boss the famous squint, then returns to the dumpster.
HNOC: "What are you even hoping to find in there?"
Boss: "Treasures, dear girl, luxurious treasures!"
HNOC: *shaking her head*
Boss: *climbs inside* "Argh, this is... cozy..."
HNOC: "Well you look right at home!"
Boss: *shoots Chick a peeved expression*
HNOC: *steps closer, peers inside* "Oh look, I think I can see my future. It's tangled up in your code of ethics!"
Boss: "You know, for once, would it kill you just to have a little positivity? Just ONCE?"
HNOC: "This job ruined that prospect looong ago!"
Boss is really going for it, digging deep!
HNOC: "OK, you are WAY too in-there to be getting back in my car now!"
Boss: "What are you talking about? It'll brush right off!
HNOC: "Not even with a blow-torch"
Boss: "Speaking of blowing..."
HNOC: "Did you know HR moved floors? Yeah, they're only 2 doors down from your office now."
Boss: *clears throat* "This would be going a lot faster if you helped!"
HNOC: "I AM helping!"
Boss: "Uh, HOW exactly?"
HNOC: "Look-out duty"
Boss: "Look what the what??
HNOC: "Keeping an eye on things, clearing the coast?"
Boss: "We're behind a drug store!"
HNOC: "Don't act indignant, you only just learned what they're called twenty minutes ago!"
The back door to the pharmacy opens, a young man approaches with trash.
Young Man: "Uh, hey... y'all can't be back here."
Boss and Chick both panic. Could this be the end for them?
HNOC: "Uuuuuuuh, it's OK, we're just, uuuh, he lost his watch, I think?"
Boss: "Uh yeah! Yeah, I lost my watch and uh...
The jig is up!
Boss: *screams* "RUN!!"
Chick sprints to her car, gets in and races away. Boss leaps from the dumpster, stumbling around
trying to get his balance.
The young man stands there viewing this unearthly spectacle.
HNOC: *screeches from the parking lot*
Boss: *yells while running away* "It was her fault! We were looking for her cat! Dog! Dear God I think
I have termites on my skin! RACCOOOOOOONS!!!"
Young Man: *sighs* "I really need a new job..."
