11-02-2020, 06:37 PM
Anybody hungry?? ROFL!!
"That's Amore!!"
Chick finds herself with more paperwork needing to be signed-off on.
If only she had taken that job across town... at that office that actually pays their employees.
HNOC: *enters office*
Boss: "Hey!! What do ya want on your pie??"
Boss is standing there holding a pizza pan lined with a fresh rollout of dough.
His entire office has been kitted out to look [AND operate!] just like a Domino's Pizza kitchen.
HNOC: "This is actually the most sensible thing I've ever seen happen in here. EVER, really."
Boss: "Well, I figured it would save on time, ya know, always having you go down to Alberto's
for our orders. Just nip it in the bud and do it ourselves!"
HNOC: "Wow, I'm totally surprized at how industrious you're being. Good call, Boss!"
Boss: "That's why I get the big chair!"
HNOC: "I thought it was because of your hemorr..."
Boss: "So! You going all the way? Super Supreme?? Extra cheese? Jalapenos?? *into it*
HNOC: *thinks* "Mmmm... I'm not really feelin' pizza today."
Boss: *jogs over to walk-in fridge* "Aaay, we've got it all!! Feast those baby blues on THIS!!"
HNOC: "My eyes are green."
Boss: "Blue, green, same difference!"
HNOC: "Not even the same thing."
Boss: "Check THIS out!!" *goes inside, walks out pushing a popcorn machine on wheels*
HNOC: "Ooh, wow... popcorn... whyyyy did you have it in, nevermind, just nevermind..."
Boss: "It's not just for movie-night anymore!!"
HNOC: "Yeeeaah, I brought my lunch today, sooo..."
Boss: "You're gonna choose PB & J over my movie-theater popcorn??"
HNOC: "I'll have you know I made a delicious cold tuna & pasta salad. Jerk."
Boss: "So you can have a side dish. What's wrong with that?"
HNOC: "When did you even have this walk-in fridge installed?"
Boss: *pushes up his sleeves, cracks his knuckles, flares his eyes*
HNOC: "None of this is up to code, is it?"
Boss: "Duuude, what do I look like?"
HNOC: "Uh, well, we had this conversation before and it ended badly, for you."
Boss: "It's ALL been taken care of!"
HNOC: "Ooh, God, well I know I'll sleep better now!"
Boss: "You wanna help me put the first pie in?"
HNOC: "And then I can go?"
Boss: "Sure!"
Chick heads over to the long pizza oven with Boss. He hands her the pan and she slides it onto
the rack. That's not moving. Wonderful.
HNOC: "Nothing's happening."
Boss: "This ain't a microwave."
HNOC: "No, I mean the frickin rack isn't moving. *holds hand near opening* "There's NO HEAT!"
Boss: "What are you talking about?" *sticks head near opening of oven*
HNOC: "Is this thing even connected?"
Boss: "Of course it is, I'm no idiot!"
HNOC: *cracks up*
Boss: "My guy said it takes a while to heat up, gas and all."
HNOC: *revelations* "This, is a GAS oven?"
Boss: "Yeah, why?"
HNOC: *longer than usual facepalm* "This building is all electric."
Boss: *stares at the oven, then at Chick, and back to the oven*
HNOC: *sighs and crosses her arms*
Boss: "So it'll just take a little longer. Where you gotta be??"
Goddamn that dumbass boss, lol.
"That's Amore!!"
Chick finds herself with more paperwork needing to be signed-off on.
If only she had taken that job across town... at that office that actually pays their employees.
HNOC: *enters office*
Boss: "Hey!! What do ya want on your pie??"
Boss is standing there holding a pizza pan lined with a fresh rollout of dough.
His entire office has been kitted out to look [AND operate!] just like a Domino's Pizza kitchen.
HNOC: "This is actually the most sensible thing I've ever seen happen in here. EVER, really."
Boss: "Well, I figured it would save on time, ya know, always having you go down to Alberto's
for our orders. Just nip it in the bud and do it ourselves!"
HNOC: "Wow, I'm totally surprized at how industrious you're being. Good call, Boss!"
Boss: "That's why I get the big chair!"
HNOC: "I thought it was because of your hemorr..."
Boss: "So! You going all the way? Super Supreme?? Extra cheese? Jalapenos?? *into it*
HNOC: *thinks* "Mmmm... I'm not really feelin' pizza today."
Boss: *jogs over to walk-in fridge* "Aaay, we've got it all!! Feast those baby blues on THIS!!"
HNOC: "My eyes are green."
Boss: "Blue, green, same difference!"
HNOC: "Not even the same thing."
Boss: "Check THIS out!!" *goes inside, walks out pushing a popcorn machine on wheels*
HNOC: "Ooh, wow... popcorn... whyyyy did you have it in, nevermind, just nevermind..."
Boss: "It's not just for movie-night anymore!!"
HNOC: "Yeeeaah, I brought my lunch today, sooo..."
Boss: "You're gonna choose PB & J over my movie-theater popcorn??"
HNOC: "I'll have you know I made a delicious cold tuna & pasta salad. Jerk."
Boss: "So you can have a side dish. What's wrong with that?"
HNOC: "When did you even have this walk-in fridge installed?"
Boss: *pushes up his sleeves, cracks his knuckles, flares his eyes*
HNOC: "None of this is up to code, is it?"
Boss: "Duuude, what do I look like?"
HNOC: "Uh, well, we had this conversation before and it ended badly, for you."
Boss: "It's ALL been taken care of!"
HNOC: "Ooh, God, well I know I'll sleep better now!"
Boss: "You wanna help me put the first pie in?"
HNOC: "And then I can go?"
Boss: "Sure!"
Chick heads over to the long pizza oven with Boss. He hands her the pan and she slides it onto
the rack. That's not moving. Wonderful.
HNOC: "Nothing's happening."
Boss: "This ain't a microwave."
HNOC: "No, I mean the frickin rack isn't moving. *holds hand near opening* "There's NO HEAT!"
Boss: "What are you talking about?" *sticks head near opening of oven*
HNOC: "Is this thing even connected?"
Boss: "Of course it is, I'm no idiot!"
HNOC: *cracks up*
Boss: "My guy said it takes a while to heat up, gas and all."
HNOC: *revelations* "This, is a GAS oven?"
Boss: "Yeah, why?"
HNOC: *longer than usual facepalm* "This building is all electric."
Boss: *stares at the oven, then at Chick, and back to the oven*
HNOC: *sighs and crosses her arms*
Boss: "So it'll just take a little longer. Where you gotta be??"
Goddamn that dumbass boss, lol.
