Scenes, skits and silly musings

[somethingelseishere]

Boss: *holding up autopsy photos of both parents* "Do I look more like my Mom, or my Dad?"
HNOC: *U-turn exit*


Boss: "You think those elves ever plot to kill Santa? 
I mean, those are some pretty fucked up working conditions!"
HNOC: *U-turn exit*


Boss: *holds up both hands, closed* "Which one!!"
HNOC: *U-turn exit*

Boss: "You think arson is just sexual frustration?"
HNOC: *U-turn exit*


Boss: "You ever try to pee standing up?"
HNOC: *U-turn exit*


Boss: *doing the Flashdance routine with "She's A Maniac" blasting loud*
HNOC: *U-turn exit*