11-02-2020, 10:40 PM
Chick is back at it, fighting the good fight.
"Jabba The What??"
HNOC: *enters the office*
Boss is sitting on a huge gaudy, plastic throne dressed like the Burger King mascot.
He is flanked by two very sexy young ladies in Princess Leia outfits. The skimpy ones.
They are fanning him with massive palm fronds.
HNOC: *just stares*
Boss: "AC's on the blink."
HNOC: *keeps staring*
Boss: "You need something?"
HNOC: *proceeds forward* "I know this stopped being an office a LONG time ago, but..."
Boss: "Hell you talkin' about? This is still an office, look around..."
HNOC: "NO! No it is not! It is a disgusting, filthy den of iniquity!"
Boss: *furrows brow, ladies stop fanning*
HNOC: "And it turns my stomach to even come in here!"
Boss: *stands and walks over to Chick*
HNOC: "Why do you even bother coming in anymore? Really, I'd love to know!!"
Boss: *puts his arm around her and walks her to the far side of the office*
HNOC: "This just keeps getting more and more ridiculous and I just..."
Boss: "Hey, take it easy, I just want to talk."
HNOC: *stares at him*
Boss: "Things haven't been so great for the ol' Boss lately and..."
HNOC: "Sinking further into this depravity isn't helping anyth..."
Boss: "I just need to get my head together and keep things low-impact for a while."
HNOC: *looks over in the corner and sees a sleeping bag, cot and two pillows*
HNOC: "You've been sleeping here?"
Boss: *sigh* "Like I said, it's been a bit rough lately..."
HNOC: "OK, well, is there anything I can do?"
Boss: *looks over at Chick with so much genuine emotion*
HNOC: *stares back*
Boss: "I got another Leia outfit, you wanna try it on?"
HNOC: *blows up* "Oh my God, are you fucking serious? Dude, fucking A, you need HELP!"
Boss: "I don't have a third palm frond but I'm sure we can find something..."
Chick storms out in a huff. Boss returns to his throne.
Boss: "Ladies..."
They go back to fanning the morally, emotionally bankrupt Boss.
"Jabba The What??"
HNOC: *enters the office*
Boss is sitting on a huge gaudy, plastic throne dressed like the Burger King mascot.
He is flanked by two very sexy young ladies in Princess Leia outfits. The skimpy ones.
They are fanning him with massive palm fronds.
HNOC: *just stares*
Boss: "AC's on the blink."
HNOC: *keeps staring*
Boss: "You need something?"
HNOC: *proceeds forward* "I know this stopped being an office a LONG time ago, but..."
Boss: "Hell you talkin' about? This is still an office, look around..."
HNOC: "NO! No it is not! It is a disgusting, filthy den of iniquity!"
Boss: *furrows brow, ladies stop fanning*
HNOC: "And it turns my stomach to even come in here!"
Boss: *stands and walks over to Chick*
HNOC: "Why do you even bother coming in anymore? Really, I'd love to know!!"
Boss: *puts his arm around her and walks her to the far side of the office*
HNOC: "This just keeps getting more and more ridiculous and I just..."
Boss: "Hey, take it easy, I just want to talk."
HNOC: *stares at him*
Boss: "Things haven't been so great for the ol' Boss lately and..."
HNOC: "Sinking further into this depravity isn't helping anyth..."
Boss: "I just need to get my head together and keep things low-impact for a while."
HNOC: *looks over in the corner and sees a sleeping bag, cot and two pillows*
HNOC: "You've been sleeping here?"
Boss: *sigh* "Like I said, it's been a bit rough lately..."
HNOC: "OK, well, is there anything I can do?"
Boss: *looks over at Chick with so much genuine emotion*
HNOC: *stares back*
Boss: "I got another Leia outfit, you wanna try it on?"
HNOC: *blows up* "Oh my God, are you fucking serious? Dude, fucking A, you need HELP!"
Boss: "I don't have a third palm frond but I'm sure we can find something..."
Chick storms out in a huff. Boss returns to his throne.
Boss: "Ladies..."
They go back to fanning the morally, emotionally bankrupt Boss.
