11-03-2020, 03:56 PM
"The Big Ask"
Chick walks into her boss's office... again!
Boss: "So, the new guy, he's gay right?"
HNOC: "Oh dear God..."
Boss: "Come on, is he?"
HNOC: "Let's see, oh I know, why don't you ask him?"
Boss: "I can't do that!"
HNOC: "EXACTLY! So just stop it, Jeeezus!"
Boss: "But, maaaybe..." *looks at Chick with the eyes*
HNOC: "Oh no, NO! Absolutely NOT! No, just stop already!"
Boss: "I wasn't gonna have you ask him, jeez, get a grip!"
HNOC: *outraged by irony* "So what then? Oh mighty leader!" *sarcasm*
Boss: "I want you to check that gay website. Ya know, the dating one?"
HNOC: "You cannot be serious?"
Boss: "Yeah, just a quick clicky-click, in and out, done!"
HNOC: "If you want to know so bad, why don't You do it?"
Boss: "I can't have that in my browsing history!"
HNOC: *sighs* "You openly watch Japanese midget Furry porn, WITH YOUR DOOR OPEN.
Volume at full-blast. Laughing. Cursing. I think you can do a little bit of Grindr recon.
Boss: "Mmmm, sounds fishy. I dunno. I don't like it."
HNOC: "Then maybe just go back to work and stop worrying about things that DO NOT CONCERN YOU!"
Boss: "But I gotta know? Ya know? Like when you pass an old lady in the store and that little inner
voice tells you "Yeah, that bitch is lactose intolerant! For! Shore!"? But then again, how can you really know?
HNOC: "And again, I've completely forgotten why I even came in here. Oh yes, I QUIT!"
Boss: "Baaaaaabe, Chickie sweetness?? Don't be like that!
Chick leaves his office, this time... hopefully forever... *not really, lol*
Boss: *goes back to watching his Japanese Ewok fantasy, whatever...*
Chick walks into her boss's office... again!
Boss: "So, the new guy, he's gay right?"
HNOC: "Oh dear God..."
Boss: "Come on, is he?"
HNOC: "Let's see, oh I know, why don't you ask him?"
Boss: "I can't do that!"
HNOC: "EXACTLY! So just stop it, Jeeezus!"
Boss: "But, maaaybe..." *looks at Chick with the eyes*
HNOC: "Oh no, NO! Absolutely NOT! No, just stop already!"
Boss: "I wasn't gonna have you ask him, jeez, get a grip!"
HNOC: *outraged by irony* "So what then? Oh mighty leader!" *sarcasm*
Boss: "I want you to check that gay website. Ya know, the dating one?"
HNOC: "You cannot be serious?"
Boss: "Yeah, just a quick clicky-click, in and out, done!"
HNOC: "If you want to know so bad, why don't You do it?"
Boss: "I can't have that in my browsing history!"
HNOC: *sighs* "You openly watch Japanese midget Furry porn, WITH YOUR DOOR OPEN.
Volume at full-blast. Laughing. Cursing. I think you can do a little bit of Grindr recon.
Boss: "Mmmm, sounds fishy. I dunno. I don't like it."
HNOC: "Then maybe just go back to work and stop worrying about things that DO NOT CONCERN YOU!"
Boss: "But I gotta know? Ya know? Like when you pass an old lady in the store and that little inner
voice tells you "Yeah, that bitch is lactose intolerant! For! Shore!"? But then again, how can you really know?
HNOC: "And again, I've completely forgotten why I even came in here. Oh yes, I QUIT!"
Boss: "Baaaaaabe, Chickie sweetness?? Don't be like that!
Chick leaves his office, this time... hopefully forever... *not really, lol*
Boss: *goes back to watching his Japanese Ewok fantasy, whatever...*
