11-03-2020, 11:27 PM
"Boss & Chick Chemistry"
Chick opens the door to Boss's office.
Boss: "Hurry up, come in and close the door!!"
HNOC: "That's never what an employee wants to hear!"
Boss: "Come here, quick!"
HNOC: *walks over to desk*
Boss: "I have a new adventure for us!" *proudly*
HNOC: "This sounds bad already!"
Boss: "Bad indeed!" *un-pauses video on computer screen*
The video begins to play an episode of Breaking Bad. An RV sits in the desert.
HNOC: "You wanna go camping?"
Boss: "NOOO, shhh-shhhh, just watch!"
Video now shows Walt & Jesse inside RV cooking methamphetamine.
HNOC: "Oh I don't believe this!"
Boss: "Keep watching!"
HNOC: "You've had some dumbass ideas before, but this really takes..."
Boss: *pauses video* "So you're content to live a life with NO excitement?"
HNOC: "YES! If it means staying out of prison and above ground!"
Boss: "So you don't think it could work?"
HNOC: "That's not the point!! Are you really this stupid??"
Boss: "But I wanna feel alive! Don't you?"
HNOC: "IT WAS A TV SHOW! And it ended very badly for ALL concerned!"
Boss: "I don't wanna die with regrets..."
HNOC: "But you're not dying!!"
Boss: "I had that cancer scare.."
HNOC: "IT WAS AN ASTROLOGY REPORT!!"
Boss: "It put things into perspective though..."
HNOC: "Dear God, how do you LIVE??"
Boss: "Walt has been a huge inspiration to me..."
HNOC: "You have NO business with access to the internet... or electricity... or other people!!"
Boss: "So, you won't be my Jesse?"
HNOC: "WE'RE NOT COOKING METH!!!"
Boss: "Jeezus, alright! God, I'm glad I didn't show you that clip from Game of Thrones!"
Chick storms out of Boss's office for the MILLIONTH time, lol.
Chick opens the door to Boss's office.
Boss: "Hurry up, come in and close the door!!"
HNOC: "That's never what an employee wants to hear!"
Boss: "Come here, quick!"
HNOC: *walks over to desk*
Boss: "I have a new adventure for us!" *proudly*
HNOC: "This sounds bad already!"
Boss: "Bad indeed!" *un-pauses video on computer screen*
The video begins to play an episode of Breaking Bad. An RV sits in the desert.
HNOC: "You wanna go camping?"
Boss: "NOOO, shhh-shhhh, just watch!"
Video now shows Walt & Jesse inside RV cooking methamphetamine.
HNOC: "Oh I don't believe this!"
Boss: "Keep watching!"
HNOC: "You've had some dumbass ideas before, but this really takes..."
Boss: *pauses video* "So you're content to live a life with NO excitement?"
HNOC: "YES! If it means staying out of prison and above ground!"
Boss: "So you don't think it could work?"
HNOC: "That's not the point!! Are you really this stupid??"
Boss: "But I wanna feel alive! Don't you?"
HNOC: "IT WAS A TV SHOW! And it ended very badly for ALL concerned!"
Boss: "I don't wanna die with regrets..."
HNOC: "But you're not dying!!"
Boss: "I had that cancer scare.."
HNOC: "IT WAS AN ASTROLOGY REPORT!!"
Boss: "It put things into perspective though..."
HNOC: "Dear God, how do you LIVE??"
Boss: "Walt has been a huge inspiration to me..."
HNOC: "You have NO business with access to the internet... or electricity... or other people!!"
Boss: "So, you won't be my Jesse?"
HNOC: "WE'RE NOT COOKING METH!!!"
Boss: "Jeezus, alright! God, I'm glad I didn't show you that clip from Game of Thrones!"
Chick storms out of Boss's office for the MILLIONTH time, lol.
