11-04-2020, 03:50 PM
"Life Changes"
Chick, Boss, office...
HNOC: "We're all out of coffee in the break..."
Boss: "You ever see a dead body?"
HNOC: "Room... "
Boss: "Well??"
HNOC: *takes a deep breath and thinks*
HNOC: "Actually, yes... my grammy."
Boss: "Did you kill her?"
HNOC: "I really wish I had a dick right now, so I could piss in your face!"
Boss: "I'm trying to be serious here..."
HNOC: "Oh you have NO idea..."
Boss: "Was she holding out on those fresh-baked cookies?"
HNOC: "I DID NOT KILL MY GRANDMOTHER! You sick, fuck!"
Boss: "Okaaay, damn, decaf yo!"
HNOC: "Uurrggh, why is it ALWAYS like this with YOU??"
Boss: "I have an inquisitive mind..."
HNOC: *double facepalms*
Boss: "I was born with it..."
HNOC: "Are we doing anything on the coffe sitch??"
Boss: "So, you didn't whack dear ol' gran... how'd she go?"
HNOC: "Uh, natural causes?"
Boss: "Meaning?"
HNOC: "Well, she was 89, soooo I guess it was just her time?"
Boss: "Did you find her body?"
HNOC: "No, dumbass, she died in the hospital."
Boss: "And that's where you saw her?"
HNOC: "Yes, we were all there."
Boss: "Was it cool?"
HNOC: "God I hate you!"
Boss: "Just askin!
HNOC: "How in fuck's name can you ask someone if seeing their dead grandmother was cool??"
Boss: "I like to ask the hard questions..."
HNOC: "Really, go fuck yourself...."
Boss: "What? I'm like a journalist!"
HNOC: "Bastard..."
Chick makes her grand exit, UHgain.
Chick, Boss, office...
HNOC: "We're all out of coffee in the break..."
Boss: "You ever see a dead body?"
HNOC: "Room... "
Boss: "Well??"
HNOC: *takes a deep breath and thinks*
HNOC: "Actually, yes... my grammy."
Boss: "Did you kill her?"
HNOC: "I really wish I had a dick right now, so I could piss in your face!"
Boss: "I'm trying to be serious here..."
HNOC: "Oh you have NO idea..."
Boss: "Was she holding out on those fresh-baked cookies?"
HNOC: "I DID NOT KILL MY GRANDMOTHER! You sick, fuck!"
Boss: "Okaaay, damn, decaf yo!"
HNOC: "Uurrggh, why is it ALWAYS like this with YOU??"
Boss: "I have an inquisitive mind..."
HNOC: *double facepalms*
Boss: "I was born with it..."
HNOC: "Are we doing anything on the coffe sitch??"
Boss: "So, you didn't whack dear ol' gran... how'd she go?"
HNOC: "Uh, natural causes?"
Boss: "Meaning?"
HNOC: "Well, she was 89, soooo I guess it was just her time?"
Boss: "Did you find her body?"
HNOC: "No, dumbass, she died in the hospital."
Boss: "And that's where you saw her?"
HNOC: "Yes, we were all there."
Boss: "Was it cool?"
HNOC: "God I hate you!"
Boss: "Just askin!
HNOC: "How in fuck's name can you ask someone if seeing their dead grandmother was cool??"
Boss: "I like to ask the hard questions..."
HNOC: "Really, go fuck yourself...."
Boss: "What? I'm like a journalist!"
HNOC: "Bastard..."
Chick makes her grand exit, UHgain.
