Scenes, skits and silly musings

[somethingelseishere]

"One Of Us"

Chick, doing what Chick does...

HNOC: "Patty needs to go pick her son up from school, he's feeling s..."
Boss: "I should've joined the mafia..."
HNOC: "Hellooo, Wednesday!"
Boss: "I think I could've really been something, Capo... maybe even Boss..."
HNOC: "But you're Boss here..."
Boss: "Jeezus, Chick, have you seen our quarterly??" 
HNOC: *quickly shakes head side-to-side*
Boss: "Going on missions, wearing those fancy suits, gettin' all those sexy ladies..." *puts hand up like a gun*
HNOC: "Uuuh, James Bond wasn't in the mafia, he was a spy..."
Boss: "Bond, schmond, guy was a pussy. And he's dead now. Fuck him."
HNOC: *twists up face* "Why, Lord, why??"
Boss: "You don't think I would've been a good mobster?"
HNOC: "Uh, well... I think there's more to it than that..."
Boss: "Like??"
HNOC: "Well, like... you kinda have to be Italian?"
Boss: "I eat at Alberto's three times a week! Those meatball subs? Que Bella!" *does the bunched-fingers kiss*
HNOC: "Yeeeaaah, I don't think that counts..."
Boss: "I love The Sopranos! I know every episode! "Eat this, cocksucka!!!"
HNOC: "Uh, still not a case..."
Boss: "You don't know what you're talkin about!"
HNOC: "Then why ask me?"
Boss: "Eeeeh, I don't know... you were the first person to come in here today."
HNOC: "I'm usually THE only person..."
Boss: "Yeah, it's weird... nobody else in the office ever comes in here... I wonder why?"
HNOC: "I have noooooo idea..." *heavy, HEAVY sarcasm*
Boss: "Oh well, nothing to be done about it now..."
HNOC: "Maybe you could join a gym?"
Boss: "And be around a buncha sweaty guys all day? No thanks, I ain't no fanook!"

Chick sees her exit.... SEVERAL lost minutes of her life later...