Scenes, skits and silly musings

[somethingelseishere]

"Old Fashioned"

Here we go... lol

HNOC: "Did HR get a new coffee machine?"
Boss: "I'm joining a quilting club!"
HNOC: "Hey, that's ni... oooh no..."
Boss: "Yep, I'm gonna get my sew on!"
HNOC: "I should point out, I was being EXTREMELY sarcastic when I encouraged your GILF fetish."
Boss: "All that soft material... those nice old ladies... gray hair..."
HNOC: "Oh please God no..."
Boss: "Heeey, older ladies need lovin' too!"
HNOC: *wretches... twice*
Boss: "You'll be old one day..."
HNOC: "I actually lose sleep over what I see and hear in THIS office!!"
Boss: "I'm in your head, eh?"
HNOC: "In the worst possible ways..."
Boss: "Come ooon, admit it: You're crazy about me!"
HNOC: "No, I'm crazy BECAUSE of you. There's a difference!
Boss: "So what's a first date gift for a granny, Polident?"
HNOC: *wretches* "I'm NOT having this conversation!!"
Boss: "They're past their monthlies by that time in life, aren't they?"
HNOC: *wretches twice more, runs from office*
Boss: "Whaaat?? It's only natural!! All women do it... or did it..."

Chick is now in the ladies room, trying to figure it all out. 
And by that I mean she's throwing up. In the sink... lol