11-05-2020, 09:33 PM
More of these, again... lol
Boss: "Nude. Skydiving!"
HNOC: *U-turn exit*
Boss: "Train heist?"
HNOC: "BREAKING! BAD! IS! NOT! REAL!" *storms out*
Boss: "Petting zoo!!"
HNOC: "I'm gonna need more than that..."
Boss: "That's what she said!!" *howls with laughter*
HNOC: *glares menacingly*
Boss: "What makes it SO funny, is you literally just said that! Get it??"
HNOC: "What about the petting zoo??"
Boss: "Oooh, yeah, I wanna start one!"
HNOC: "Hmm, not a terrible idea..."
Boss: "Right here in my office!"
HNOC: "Urgh God I'm going..." *leaves office*
Boss: "Hot-air ballooning!!"
HNOC: *waits for it*
Boss: "Yes? No?"
HNOC: "In what capacity?"
Boss: "I wanna go watch some, live and in person!"
HNOC: "OK, not bad, where to?"
Boss: "Guatemala!!" *rubs hands together deviously*
HNOC: "Aww Jeez, do they even do that down there??"
Boss: "Who cares, we can light that fire for 'em!!"
HNOC: *walks out*
Boss: *painting a HUGE canvas on the floor, using his nude body as a brush*
HNOC: "Oh my GOD, why don't you just stay home???" *runs out*
Boss: *standing in front of easel, nude female modeling on couch*
HNOC: "Jeezus God damn, this really is just your own disgusting little playground isn't it?"
Boss: "Check it out!" *motions to the canvas*
HNOC: *looks, sees terrible stick figure with excessively over-sized boobs... again*
HNOC: *to the model* "I don't know what he's paying you, but I'd ask for double!" *walks out*
Boss: "You ever have a girl-on-girl adventure??"
HNOC: *U-turn exit*
Boss: "You ever think Life is just a bum deal?"
HNOC: "Uh, well... sometimes, it's not super-great but, it's not all that bad."
Boss: "Kids dying of cancer, puppies & kittens gettin run over, Chuck E. Cheese going out of business..."
HNOC: *bugs eyes a little* "You can't go through life with all that on your mind, it's pointless."
HNOC: *walks over to windows, pulls curtains back* "There, get a little light in here!"
Boss: "Thanks..."
HNOC: *stands beside Boss as he sits moping at desk*
HNOC: "Just try to focus on the good things in your life, that helps."
Boss: "I guess you're right." *looks up at Chick*
Boss: "Hey, your hair is really pretty today."
HNOC: "Aww, thanks!"
Boss: "Will you slap me in the face with your tits?"
HNOC: "You just can't do it, can you??? Not ONE single time can you have a civil conversation
without bringing tits, asses or retarded illegal behavior into it! Uuurrggh!!!" *storms out, AGAIN*
: )
Boss: "Nude. Skydiving!"
HNOC: *U-turn exit*
Boss: "Train heist?"
HNOC: "BREAKING! BAD! IS! NOT! REAL!" *storms out*
Boss: "Petting zoo!!"
HNOC: "I'm gonna need more than that..."
Boss: "That's what she said!!" *howls with laughter*
HNOC: *glares menacingly*
Boss: "What makes it SO funny, is you literally just said that! Get it??"
HNOC: "What about the petting zoo??"
Boss: "Oooh, yeah, I wanna start one!"
HNOC: "Hmm, not a terrible idea..."
Boss: "Right here in my office!"
HNOC: "Urgh God I'm going..." *leaves office*
Boss: "Hot-air ballooning!!"
HNOC: *waits for it*
Boss: "Yes? No?"
HNOC: "In what capacity?"
Boss: "I wanna go watch some, live and in person!"
HNOC: "OK, not bad, where to?"
Boss: "Guatemala!!" *rubs hands together deviously*
HNOC: "Aww Jeez, do they even do that down there??"
Boss: "Who cares, we can light that fire for 'em!!"
HNOC: *walks out*
Boss: *painting a HUGE canvas on the floor, using his nude body as a brush*
HNOC: "Oh my GOD, why don't you just stay home???" *runs out*
Boss: *standing in front of easel, nude female modeling on couch*
HNOC: "Jeezus God damn, this really is just your own disgusting little playground isn't it?"
Boss: "Check it out!" *motions to the canvas*
HNOC: *looks, sees terrible stick figure with excessively over-sized boobs... again*
HNOC: *to the model* "I don't know what he's paying you, but I'd ask for double!" *walks out*
Boss: "You ever have a girl-on-girl adventure??"
HNOC: *U-turn exit*
Boss: "You ever think Life is just a bum deal?"
HNOC: "Uh, well... sometimes, it's not super-great but, it's not all that bad."
Boss: "Kids dying of cancer, puppies & kittens gettin run over, Chuck E. Cheese going out of business..."
HNOC: *bugs eyes a little* "You can't go through life with all that on your mind, it's pointless."
HNOC: *walks over to windows, pulls curtains back* "There, get a little light in here!"
Boss: "Thanks..."
HNOC: *stands beside Boss as he sits moping at desk*
HNOC: "Just try to focus on the good things in your life, that helps."
Boss: "I guess you're right." *looks up at Chick*
Boss: "Hey, your hair is really pretty today."
HNOC: "Aww, thanks!"
Boss: "Will you slap me in the face with your tits?"
HNOC: "You just can't do it, can you??? Not ONE single time can you have a civil conversation
without bringing tits, asses or retarded illegal behavior into it! Uuurrggh!!!" *storms out, AGAIN*
: )
