11-06-2020, 02:08 PM
"The Fear"
ChickBossOfficeAgain... lol
Boss: *sits at desk, looking VERY worried*
HNOC: "Damn, tax season already?"
Boss: "Could you shut the door?"
HNOC: "Sure, what's up?" *shuts door, sits down*
Boss: "So I got that trip to Albuquerque on Thursday."
HNOC: "Cool, Breaking Bad! Right?"
Boss: *nervously clears throat*
HNOC: "You can take that tour, see the house, all the places around town, you'll love it!"
Boss: "I've already done all that... three times..."
HNOC: "Oh, well... you can take in more of the local scene, try some restaurants..."
Boss: "You don't understand!"
HNOC: "Usually, no... you're a peculiar bird!"
Boss: "I... it's..."
HNOC: "Cooome on, tell Auntie Chick..."
Boss: "The Fear..."
HNOC: "The who?"
Boss: "Of flying... the fear of flying... I got it!"
HNOC: "But you fly regularly..."
Boss: "Not alone!"
HNOC: "Ooooh, I see..."
Boss: "It's just... I dunno man, it's fucked up. I..."
HNOC: "Soooo..."
Boss: "You wanna do a come-with?"
HNOC: "Me? Fly to Albuquerque? With you?"
Boss: "Yeah, it could be like a little, stay-non-cation!"
HNOC: "So I leave ALL the work I have to do HERE to go babysit you at 40,000 feet?"
Boss: "You make it sound pitiful!"
HNOC: "IT'S FOR AN HOUR!!"
Boss: "Hey! Would YOU want a red-hot poker up your yeah-yeah for sixty long minutes??"
HNOC: "Dude, seriously... it's an HOOOUUURRR!"
Boss: *puts face down into hands, shakes head*
HNOC: "Oh God please don't cry!"
Boss: *making some sounds*
HNOC: "Awww Jeezus..."
Boss: *almost working up a sob now*
HNOC: "Okaaay, fine... But you're comping me! The whole ride! Got it?"
Boss: *muddled* "Of course..."
Chickie babe really stepping in it now! lol
TO BE CONTINUED...
ChickBossOfficeAgain... lol
Boss: *sits at desk, looking VERY worried*
HNOC: "Damn, tax season already?"
Boss: "Could you shut the door?"
HNOC: "Sure, what's up?" *shuts door, sits down*
Boss: "So I got that trip to Albuquerque on Thursday."
HNOC: "Cool, Breaking Bad! Right?"
Boss: *nervously clears throat*
HNOC: "You can take that tour, see the house, all the places around town, you'll love it!"
Boss: "I've already done all that... three times..."
HNOC: "Oh, well... you can take in more of the local scene, try some restaurants..."
Boss: "You don't understand!"
HNOC: "Usually, no... you're a peculiar bird!"
Boss: "I... it's..."
HNOC: "Cooome on, tell Auntie Chick..."
Boss: "The Fear..."
HNOC: "The who?"
Boss: "Of flying... the fear of flying... I got it!"
HNOC: "But you fly regularly..."
Boss: "Not alone!"
HNOC: "Ooooh, I see..."
Boss: "It's just... I dunno man, it's fucked up. I..."
HNOC: "Soooo..."
Boss: "You wanna do a come-with?"
HNOC: "Me? Fly to Albuquerque? With you?"
Boss: "Yeah, it could be like a little, stay-non-cation!"
HNOC: "So I leave ALL the work I have to do HERE to go babysit you at 40,000 feet?"
Boss: "You make it sound pitiful!"
HNOC: "IT'S FOR AN HOUR!!"
Boss: "Hey! Would YOU want a red-hot poker up your yeah-yeah for sixty long minutes??"
HNOC: "Dude, seriously... it's an HOOOUUURRR!"
Boss: *puts face down into hands, shakes head*
HNOC: "Oh God please don't cry!"
Boss: *making some sounds*
HNOC: "Awww Jeezus..."
Boss: *almost working up a sob now*
HNOC: "Okaaay, fine... But you're comping me! The whole ride! Got it?"
Boss: *muddled* "Of course..."
Chickie babe really stepping in it now! lol
TO BE CONTINUED...
