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"The Fear: Part II"

Chick and Boss sit on plane as it begins to take off...

Boss: "Aww Jeezus, here it comes!!"
HNOC: "Relax! You've done this a million times before."
Boss: "I know, but I keep thinking of that soccer team, in the Alps... they had to eat each other!!"
HNOC: "Uuuh, the Andes?? And we're only going to ABQ... not to mention IT'S AN HOUR!!"
Boss: "Still... fuck, I need a drink!"
HNOC: "You're gonna have to wait for that!"
Boss: "Wait shit!" *reaches into carry-on, pulls out magic flask*
HNOC: "How did you..."
Boss: "Girl, this ain't my first rodeo!" *takes a pull*
HNOC: *bugs eyes a little, shakes head*
Boss: "Aaaggh, hit the spot!"
HNOC: *still shaking head* "I've never been kicked off an HOUR flight before, this should be fun..."
Boss: "Calm down, they're not kicking anybody off anything!"

- Intercom announcement informing all passengers to fasten belts -

HNOC: "Here we go!"
Boss: "God damn you God!!"
HNOC: "Fuck, really??"
Boss: *nervously* "Uuuh, no, shit, sorry... Sorry big Guy!!" *looks up to ceiling*
HNOC: "It's going to be fine!!
Boss: "Will you hold my hand??"
HNOC: "Will I what??"
Boss: "Just until we level out? Please???"
HNOC: "Oh my God! *reluctantly reaches over, takes his hand*
HNOC: "How come it's not all sweaty?"
Boss: "This is NO time for your kinks!"
HNOC: "I'm talking about your hand! It's not all sweaty! Nerves??"
Boss: "Oh, just wait until these fucking wheels come off the ground!"

The plane is now airborne and Boss grips Chick's hand like a bear trap.

HNOC: "Fuck, will you please??"
Boss: "Whaaat???"
HNOC: "You're killing my hand, Gaaaahd!!"
Boss: "Ooh, sorry, see? Told ya!"
HNOC: "Just ease up on the grip, buddy, damn!"

A thousand feet and climbing...


TO BE CONTINUED...