11-06-2020, 05:03 PM
"The Fear: Part III"
After settling in, Boss goes to that all-important meeting and meets Chick afterwards at one
of ABQ's jumpin' spots... for wings... and beer... It's not NOT Hooters... lol
They enter and are seated.
Boss: "Wow, it's been a while! Everything looks bigger in here!"
HNOC: "Jeezus tap-dancing Christ, we've only just sat down!!"
Boss: "Nooo, it looks like they've remodeled..."
HNOC: *hinky, gives him the squint*
Boss: "Don't do that here! This ain't the office!"
HNOC: *sighs* "So, what's good here?"
Boss: *smarmy grin*
HNOC: "You KNOW I mean the food!"
Boss: "Well, what do ya feel like?"
HNOC: "Those rustic bacon-cheeseburgers look nice..."
Boss: "You gonna need a little help burning those calories off later??" *gives her the eyebrows*
HNOC: "Strike TWO!"
Boss: "Ok, OK! Jeez, you're no fun!"
HNOC: "What are you having? Besides a hard time keeping your pants on?"
Boss: "That little redhead looks good.."
HNOC: *scoots from booth* "I'm leaving..."
Boss: "NOOO, I mean what she had on her tray! The super-stuffed nacho plate & wings!"
HNOC: *scoots back in* "Hmm, I dunno, that's a lotta grease..."
Boss: "You scared of a little animal fat?"
HNOC: "Yeah! And you should be too! When's the last time you had a salad!"
Boss: "Just the other day! You saw me!"
HNOC: "Uuuh, NO, your window had a salad!"
Boss: "It comes with celery sticks!"
HNOC: *puts her hands up* "You do you, amigo!"
Boss: "Goddamn right! Nachos it is!"
After eating, they sit having drinks. Boss reveals an important detail.
Boss: "I have a confession..."
HNOC: "First of all, ask yourself: Do I really want to hear this??"
Boss: "I've already heard it, it's in MY head!?"
HNOC: *double facepalms* "Just... go!!"
Boss: "There maaay have been an ulterior motive for having you come along..."
HNOC: "Oh my God, I knew it! This was a rape-cation!!" *loudly*
Boss: "Ssshhhh, Jeezus, keep your voice down! NO!! It wasn't!!"
HNOC: "I can't even believe you!! I mean, YEAH, I totally can but Jesus Christ man!!"
Boss: "Will you at least listen??"
HNOC: *sighs heavily* "Whatever, go on..."
Boss: "I wanted us to take a little road trip."
HNOC: "We are NOT going to Mexico! You've had enough Breaking Bad already!!"
Boss: "No, dummy, not Mexico!"
HNOC: "Well where then??"
Boss: "A place I've always wanted to go but never have!" *child-like excitement*
HNOC: "Job-training program??"
Boss: "Roswell!!"
HNOC: "Roswell?? For what?"
Boss: "Alien crash site, 1947? The alien museum? Hello?"
HNOC: "Jesus man, didn't you learn anything from that Bigfoot fiasco??"
Boss: "Uh, I learned that you're a man-hater!"
HNOC: "Hey! YOU told me to kick that poor guy in the nuts!"
Boss: "That's when I thought we were dealing with a nine-foot-tall apeman!"
HNOC: "No, prick-stain, that was all on YOU!"
Boss: "It's just, my old man promised to take me when I was a kid, but then he ran off and..."
HNOC: "Oh... sorry to hear that..."
Boss: "Eeeh, fuck him. He was douche anyway."
HNOC: "We're supposed to fly back in the morning. How do we squeeze this trip in??"
Boss: "Easy! We rent a car, you drive us to Roswell, we make a day of it, stay the night, do Saturday
up like fucking Vikings and drive back Sunday - all refreshed!"
HNOC: "No, YOU'LL be all refreshed, I'll be exhausted from DRIVING!"
Boss: "Eeeh, you're young, what are you, twenty-seven? You'll bounce right back!"
HNOC: "That doesn't matter, I didn't come here to drive all over the state!"
Boss: "Really, how old are you?"
HNOC: "None of your business! Besides, a lady never tells!"
Boss: "Older than twenty-seven?"
HNOC: "Bite me!"
Boss: "Thirty?"
HNOC: "Thirty-three!"
Boss: "Fuck, no wonder granny doesn't wanna go for a drive! She'll miss her naps!!"
HNOC: "You are THE biggest pile of rancid cat crap I've EVER known!!"
Boss: "So come on, we gonna do this??"
Chick once again has a decision to make. Choose wisely, young lady!
TO BE CONTINUED...
After settling in, Boss goes to that all-important meeting and meets Chick afterwards at one
of ABQ's jumpin' spots... for wings... and beer... It's not NOT Hooters... lol
They enter and are seated.
Boss: "Wow, it's been a while! Everything looks bigger in here!"
HNOC: "Jeezus tap-dancing Christ, we've only just sat down!!"
Boss: "Nooo, it looks like they've remodeled..."
HNOC: *hinky, gives him the squint*
Boss: "Don't do that here! This ain't the office!"
HNOC: *sighs* "So, what's good here?"
Boss: *smarmy grin*
HNOC: "You KNOW I mean the food!"
Boss: "Well, what do ya feel like?"
HNOC: "Those rustic bacon-cheeseburgers look nice..."
Boss: "You gonna need a little help burning those calories off later??" *gives her the eyebrows*
HNOC: "Strike TWO!"
Boss: "Ok, OK! Jeez, you're no fun!"
HNOC: "What are you having? Besides a hard time keeping your pants on?"
Boss: "That little redhead looks good.."
HNOC: *scoots from booth* "I'm leaving..."
Boss: "NOOO, I mean what she had on her tray! The super-stuffed nacho plate & wings!"
HNOC: *scoots back in* "Hmm, I dunno, that's a lotta grease..."
Boss: "You scared of a little animal fat?"
HNOC: "Yeah! And you should be too! When's the last time you had a salad!"
Boss: "Just the other day! You saw me!"
HNOC: "Uuuh, NO, your window had a salad!"
Boss: "It comes with celery sticks!"
HNOC: *puts her hands up* "You do you, amigo!"
Boss: "Goddamn right! Nachos it is!"
After eating, they sit having drinks. Boss reveals an important detail.
Boss: "I have a confession..."
HNOC: "First of all, ask yourself: Do I really want to hear this??"
Boss: "I've already heard it, it's in MY head!?"
HNOC: *double facepalms* "Just... go!!"
Boss: "There maaay have been an ulterior motive for having you come along..."
HNOC: "Oh my God, I knew it! This was a rape-cation!!" *loudly*
Boss: "Ssshhhh, Jeezus, keep your voice down! NO!! It wasn't!!"
HNOC: "I can't even believe you!! I mean, YEAH, I totally can but Jesus Christ man!!"
Boss: "Will you at least listen??"
HNOC: *sighs heavily* "Whatever, go on..."
Boss: "I wanted us to take a little road trip."
HNOC: "We are NOT going to Mexico! You've had enough Breaking Bad already!!"
Boss: "No, dummy, not Mexico!"
HNOC: "Well where then??"
Boss: "A place I've always wanted to go but never have!" *child-like excitement*
HNOC: "Job-training program??"
Boss: "Roswell!!"
HNOC: "Roswell?? For what?"
Boss: "Alien crash site, 1947? The alien museum? Hello?"
HNOC: "Jesus man, didn't you learn anything from that Bigfoot fiasco??"
Boss: "Uh, I learned that you're a man-hater!"
HNOC: "Hey! YOU told me to kick that poor guy in the nuts!"
Boss: "That's when I thought we were dealing with a nine-foot-tall apeman!"
HNOC: "No, prick-stain, that was all on YOU!"
Boss: "It's just, my old man promised to take me when I was a kid, but then he ran off and..."
HNOC: "Oh... sorry to hear that..."
Boss: "Eeeh, fuck him. He was douche anyway."
HNOC: "We're supposed to fly back in the morning. How do we squeeze this trip in??"
Boss: "Easy! We rent a car, you drive us to Roswell, we make a day of it, stay the night, do Saturday
up like fucking Vikings and drive back Sunday - all refreshed!"
HNOC: "No, YOU'LL be all refreshed, I'll be exhausted from DRIVING!"
Boss: "Eeeh, you're young, what are you, twenty-seven? You'll bounce right back!"
HNOC: "That doesn't matter, I didn't come here to drive all over the state!"
Boss: "Really, how old are you?"
HNOC: "None of your business! Besides, a lady never tells!"
Boss: "Older than twenty-seven?"
HNOC: "Bite me!"
Boss: "Thirty?"
HNOC: "Thirty-three!"
Boss: "Fuck, no wonder granny doesn't wanna go for a drive! She'll miss her naps!!"
HNOC: "You are THE biggest pile of rancid cat crap I've EVER known!!"
Boss: "So come on, we gonna do this??"
Chick once again has a decision to make. Choose wisely, young lady!
TO BE CONTINUED...
