11-07-2020, 12:17 PM
That Roswell adventure IS forthcoming, but until then... shall we??
"Tuesday Morning Coming Down"
Chick's goin' back in!! *Raaaaaah*
HNOC: "Did you get around to ordering that new copier??"
Boss: "You ever accidentally pee a little when you bust your girl nuts?"
HNOC: *leans onto desk with both hands* "You have NO idea... how badly I want to puke in your lap right now!"
Boss: "Evading the question can only mean one thing..."
HNOC: "Yeah, that I'm not playing along with you and your sickness... Buh Bye!" *walks to door*
Boss: "Wait!"
HNOC: "Awwww, maaaan, come on!! It's always the same with you! It's tiring, very, verrrrry tiring!"
Boss: "Oh you know you love it!"
HNOC: "NO! I don't! I really, really don't!!"
Boss: "But you keep coming back?"
HNOC: "It's because I WORK here, and for some ungodly reason, you're the boss and sometimes
the work day just seems to take a HUGE piss in my face and brings me here! It is NOT by choice!"
Boss: "Ya lost me at work here... anyway, I've got a peach of an idea!" *claps hands together*
HNOC: "Not interested!"
Boss: "Ooh, I think you WILL be!"
HNOC: "Does this involve you giving me that raise? And never mentioning my body ever again??"
Boss: "You sound like a terrorist! With your list of demands! Pfft!"
HNOC: *gives him the squint*
Boss: *squints right back*
Oooooooooooh shit y'all, we got ourselves a good ol' fashioned SQUINT-OFF!! *tense music swells*
"Who will blink first??" - Movie trailer guy's voice
HNOC: "OK, I'm not doing this, I've actually got work to do!"
Boss: "I win!! I wiiiin! Take that you funky bitch!!"
HNOC: "You know what? Me allowing you these little insignificant victories just means I can walk
away and not deal with your adolescent mind. So, again, Buh Bye!"
Boss: "But you never heard my idea!"
HNOC: "Aaand that was the point!!" *walks closer to door*
Boss: "But I Love You!?!?!?"
HNOC: *freezes in terror, turns with ghastly expression*
Boss: "Bwahhahahahahahahaha, Jeezus Chick, you're sooo easy!!"
HNOC: *mumbles to self* "Oh God, you sorry fucking bag of ball juice..."
Boss: "Seriously though, let's go bowling!!"
HNOC: *stops, back facing the moron, thinks a moment*
Boss: "Eeeeeh, you like the sound of that, don't ya Chickie Babe!"
The thought of hurling a heavy ball of resin into her boss's junk did fill Chick with a kind
of child-like glee. But the downside... she'd have to go bowling with him. That's like two hours...
Would it be worth it? Would he be wearing his protective athletic cup again? These are the
important questions she would need to ask herself before embarking on this inevitably
ridiculous outing. Think smart, Chickie Babe...
TO BE CONTINUED...
"Tuesday Morning Coming Down"
Chick's goin' back in!! *Raaaaaah*
HNOC: "Did you get around to ordering that new copier??"
Boss: "You ever accidentally pee a little when you bust your girl nuts?"
HNOC: *leans onto desk with both hands* "You have NO idea... how badly I want to puke in your lap right now!"
Boss: "Evading the question can only mean one thing..."
HNOC: "Yeah, that I'm not playing along with you and your sickness... Buh Bye!" *walks to door*
Boss: "Wait!"
HNOC: "Awwww, maaaan, come on!! It's always the same with you! It's tiring, very, verrrrry tiring!"
Boss: "Oh you know you love it!"
HNOC: "NO! I don't! I really, really don't!!"
Boss: "But you keep coming back?"
HNOC: "It's because I WORK here, and for some ungodly reason, you're the boss and sometimes
the work day just seems to take a HUGE piss in my face and brings me here! It is NOT by choice!"
Boss: "Ya lost me at work here... anyway, I've got a peach of an idea!" *claps hands together*
HNOC: "Not interested!"
Boss: "Ooh, I think you WILL be!"
HNOC: "Does this involve you giving me that raise? And never mentioning my body ever again??"
Boss: "You sound like a terrorist! With your list of demands! Pfft!"
HNOC: *gives him the squint*
Boss: *squints right back*
Oooooooooooh shit y'all, we got ourselves a good ol' fashioned SQUINT-OFF!! *tense music swells*
"Who will blink first??" - Movie trailer guy's voice
HNOC: "OK, I'm not doing this, I've actually got work to do!"
Boss: "I win!! I wiiiin! Take that you funky bitch!!"
HNOC: "You know what? Me allowing you these little insignificant victories just means I can walk
away and not deal with your adolescent mind. So, again, Buh Bye!"
Boss: "But you never heard my idea!"
HNOC: "Aaand that was the point!!" *walks closer to door*
Boss: "But I Love You!?!?!?"
HNOC: *freezes in terror, turns with ghastly expression*
Boss: "Bwahhahahahahahahaha, Jeezus Chick, you're sooo easy!!"
HNOC: *mumbles to self* "Oh God, you sorry fucking bag of ball juice..."
Boss: "Seriously though, let's go bowling!!"
HNOC: *stops, back facing the moron, thinks a moment*
Boss: "Eeeeeh, you like the sound of that, don't ya Chickie Babe!"
The thought of hurling a heavy ball of resin into her boss's junk did fill Chick with a kind
of child-like glee. But the downside... she'd have to go bowling with him. That's like two hours...
Would it be worth it? Would he be wearing his protective athletic cup again? These are the
important questions she would need to ask herself before embarking on this inevitably
ridiculous outing. Think smart, Chickie Babe...
TO BE CONTINUED...
