11-07-2020, 04:36 PM
"The Fear: Part IV"
ROOOAAAD TRRRIIIIIIIIIPPP!!
Chick and Boss have just picked up their rental car and stop at a convenience store.
[IMPORTANT NOTE: I'm now changing the dialogue title from HNOC to Chick, for reasons, but she's still HNOC]
Boss: *hops out of car*
Chick: "Hurry up!"
Boss: "OK, MOM!!"
Chick: "Weasel..."
FIVE MINUTES LATER...
Boss: *carries box to trunk* "Open up, will ya??"
Chick: "What the Hell is all that?"
Boss: "Refreshments!"
Chick: *looks in box* "Oh God, really? A whole case of Mad Dog??"
Boss: "Well you don't have to drink it!"
Chick: "Damn straight I don't! It's swill!! Gaaah, why do you buy this crap?"
Boss: "Cuz..."
Chick: *waits for it*
Boss: "I'm gangsta!"
Chick lays down in parking lot and proceeds to roll around, laughing hysterically.
TWO MINUTES AND FORTY-SEVEN SECONDS LATER...
Chick: *picks herself up from the ground, weak from the lulz*
Boss: "Are you quite done?"
Chick: "Jeezus H. Christ man, that alone was worth the price of admission!!"
Boss: *gives her the old squint*
Chick: "Come on, puddle-nuts, let's get you to your alien play day!"
Boss: "Woohoo!! Roswell here we come!!" *loud, excited*
They are enjoying the beautiful desert scenery along the highway drive, when Boss begins to really
feel that first empty bottle.
Boss: "Dude, bladder-time!"
Chick: "Are you serious? Already? What are you an 80 year old woman?
Boss: "I guess I could just go in here, after all, it IS a rental..." *seriously considering*
Chick: "NOOO! Don't you DARE!! I'll pull over up here..."
Boss: *fidgets in his seat*
Chick: *pulls off onto tiny dirt side road*
Boss: "Whew! Thank you!!" *bails out quickly*
Chick: "Just don't stand in front..."
Boss: *stands right in front of the car to piss*
Chick: *turns head away* "Gaawwd, you are so disgusting!"
Boss: *shrugs while urinating*
Chick: *fumbles through the radio dial*
Boss: *jumps back in car* "Miss me??"
Chick: "Choke on it!"
Boss: "Present it..."
Chick: "You never cease to disgust..."
Boss: "Come on bitch daylight's burnin!!"
Chick: *glares, the addresses* "That'll be about enough of THAT!"
Boss: "Let's stick it to Roswell, baaabiiieeee!!" *pelvic thrusts the air*
Chick: "Seriously! You WILL ride in the trunk!!"
Boss: "OK, sorrrry MOM!!"
They return to the highway.
Chick: "Whooole lotta nothin' out here, eh?" *long stretch of US-285 just north of Roswell*
Boss: "Man, you could ditch a shitload of bodies out here! Uh, hypothetically..." *weird look on face*
Chick: "Oh, I was thinking the same thing..." *looks over at boss, creepy smile*
Boss: *very uneasy grin, nervous*
Chick: "So, your bladder good or do we need to hit this rest stop?"
Boss: *reads sign* "Mesa Rest Area... yeah, let's do it!"
Chick: *pulls into parking lot*
They both exit the vehicle to make their way to the restrooms.
Boss: "Where you goin?"
Chick: "To pick flowers, where the fuck do you think??"
Boss: "Ooooh, you gonna go squeeze some of that sweet lemonade for ol' Bossy?"
Chick: "This where you want me to leave ya??" Cuz I will, I sooo will..."
Boss: "Hurry up, we can't both be gone for long!"
They both go answer the call.
Boss: *returns first* "Oh my fucking..."
Boss seems to have spotted his ex-wife, at the rest area. And she's not alone.
Chick: *walks up* "We ready?"
Boss: "Oh God, she saw us, she saw us!!!"
Chick: "Who saw what? The Hell you talkin' about?"
Boss: "Just play it cool, OK? Don't say anything, I got this!"
Chick: *stands silently watching*
Two women approach. One of them is Boss's ex. The other, a friend??
Ex-wife: "Heeey, I thought that was you! What're you doin' way out here?"
Boss: "Ooooh, hey Dana! Crazy seeing you out here! How are you??"
Ex-wife: "Oh I'm fine! Cathy, this is my ex!"
Cathy: "Hey! Nice to meet you!"
Boss: "Yeah, likewise! So where are y'all comin' from?"
Ex-wife: "Roswell! We went down to see the museum and spend the day, ended up spending the night too!"
Both women giggle as Boss tries to find a nervous laugh. Chick's just hangin in there!
Ex-wife: "So, are you going to introduce us to your friend?"
Boss: *lost in thought* "OOOH, God, yes! Sorry, yeah, uh Dana, this is Veronica. From the office."
Ex-wife: *reaches over to friend-hug Chick* "Hey, Ron, nice to meet you!"
Chick: "Nice to meet you!!" *clueless to what is going on now*
Boss: "Yeah, had a business thing in ABQ, thought, why not whiz down here to see the museum too!"
Ex-wife: "Oooh, you're going to the Alien museum? Awesome! It's such a cool place, nothing's changed!"
Chick: *to boss* "You've been there before?"
Boss: "Uh, yeeeah, it was a long time ago..." *fucked* [lol]
Ex-wife: "Well, we'll let y'all get back to it. SO nice to meet you Ron, nice to see you too!"
Boss: "Yeah, y'all be safe and have a nice ride home!"
Chick and Boss get into their car. Chick has a LOT of questions!
Chick: "Wow... what the Hell was all THAT??"
Boss: "That, Chickie Babe, was a fucking dream come true!" *obvious sarcasm*
Chick: "And why did you call me Veronica?"
Boss: "I dunno, fuck, it was the first name that came to mind!"
Chick: "So your ex-wife lives in Albuquerque now?"
Boss: "Yeah, after the divorce. She moved there to stay with her mother until things got going."
Chick: "Well it looks like things are going... sorry, I shouldn't have..."
Boss: "What do you mean?"
Chick: *tries to play it off* "Oh, nothing! Nothing, really!"
Boss: "No, tell me?"
Chick: "It's just... her, and her friend... ya knooow?"
Boss: "No, I don't knoooow my God, you mean??"
Chick: "Girlfriend? Yeeeaaah..."
Boss: "Awww Jeezus, she switched teams??"
Chick: "Looks like... orrr she's just having a try-before-she-buys?"
Boss: "Oh God, and you think I'm a pig!"
Chick: "No, it's true. Really."
Boss: "Oh how would you know??"
Chick: "Because I'm a woman. And I know that look."
Boss: "What look??"
Chick: "THAT look! The look Dana gave Cathy."
Boss: "Meaning??"
Chick: "They're fucking."
Boss: "Oooh God no!!"
Chick: "They are FUUUUH-KIIINNNG!! No doubt!"
Boss: "Goddamnit... this was all I needed..."
Chick starts to put it all together...
Chick: "Wait, this was really why you wanted me to come along, isn't it?"
Boss: *sighs*
Chick: "In case you bumped into her. You didn't want to be alone."
Boss: *silent*
Chick: "And you wanted to go to the museum because y'all used to go there together, didn't you?"
Boss: *leans forward in seat, face in hands*
Chick: "You know, that's really kinda sweet, in a twisted sort of You way."
Boss: "Let's just turn around, go back."
Chick: "No way! We're nearly there! Don't you wanna get beamed up by Scotty??"
Boss: *still leaning forward in shame* "Nah, let's just go!"
Chick: *starts car* "Well, I'm gonna go see them aliens! You can sulk in the car if ya like!"
Boss: *holds up, tearful* "Did I drive her to the other side??"
Chick: *long deep sigh* "It's not always that simple. People are layered, and troubled."
Boss: *sighs* "Troubled?"
Chick: "Sometimes people don't live as authentically as they'd like to, for fear of being ostracized."
Boss: "Fuck that. Living a lie ain't living at all."
Chick: "You know what, I fully agree with you on that!"
Chick and Boss hit the highway to go see them aliens!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED...
ROOOAAAD TRRRIIIIIIIIIPPP!!
Chick and Boss have just picked up their rental car and stop at a convenience store.
[IMPORTANT NOTE: I'm now changing the dialogue title from HNOC to Chick, for reasons, but she's still HNOC]
Boss: *hops out of car*
Chick: "Hurry up!"
Boss: "OK, MOM!!"
Chick: "Weasel..."
FIVE MINUTES LATER...
Boss: *carries box to trunk* "Open up, will ya??"
Chick: "What the Hell is all that?"
Boss: "Refreshments!"
Chick: *looks in box* "Oh God, really? A whole case of Mad Dog??"
Boss: "Well you don't have to drink it!"
Chick: "Damn straight I don't! It's swill!! Gaaah, why do you buy this crap?"
Boss: "Cuz..."
Chick: *waits for it*
Boss: "I'm gangsta!"
Chick lays down in parking lot and proceeds to roll around, laughing hysterically.
TWO MINUTES AND FORTY-SEVEN SECONDS LATER...
Chick: *picks herself up from the ground, weak from the lulz*
Boss: "Are you quite done?"
Chick: "Jeezus H. Christ man, that alone was worth the price of admission!!"
Boss: *gives her the old squint*
Chick: "Come on, puddle-nuts, let's get you to your alien play day!"
Boss: "Woohoo!! Roswell here we come!!" *loud, excited*
They are enjoying the beautiful desert scenery along the highway drive, when Boss begins to really
feel that first empty bottle.
Boss: "Dude, bladder-time!"
Chick: "Are you serious? Already? What are you an 80 year old woman?
Boss: "I guess I could just go in here, after all, it IS a rental..." *seriously considering*
Chick: "NOOO! Don't you DARE!! I'll pull over up here..."
Boss: *fidgets in his seat*
Chick: *pulls off onto tiny dirt side road*
Boss: "Whew! Thank you!!" *bails out quickly*
Chick: "Just don't stand in front..."
Boss: *stands right in front of the car to piss*
Chick: *turns head away* "Gaawwd, you are so disgusting!"
Boss: *shrugs while urinating*
Chick: *fumbles through the radio dial*
Boss: *jumps back in car* "Miss me??"
Chick: "Choke on it!"
Boss: "Present it..."
Chick: "You never cease to disgust..."
Boss: "Come on bitch daylight's burnin!!"
Chick: *glares, the addresses* "That'll be about enough of THAT!"
Boss: "Let's stick it to Roswell, baaabiiieeee!!" *pelvic thrusts the air*
Chick: "Seriously! You WILL ride in the trunk!!"
Boss: "OK, sorrrry MOM!!"
They return to the highway.
Chick: "Whooole lotta nothin' out here, eh?" *long stretch of US-285 just north of Roswell*
Boss: "Man, you could ditch a shitload of bodies out here! Uh, hypothetically..." *weird look on face*
Chick: "Oh, I was thinking the same thing..." *looks over at boss, creepy smile*
Boss: *very uneasy grin, nervous*
Chick: "So, your bladder good or do we need to hit this rest stop?"
Boss: *reads sign* "Mesa Rest Area... yeah, let's do it!"
Chick: *pulls into parking lot*
They both exit the vehicle to make their way to the restrooms.
Boss: "Where you goin?"
Chick: "To pick flowers, where the fuck do you think??"
Boss: "Ooooh, you gonna go squeeze some of that sweet lemonade for ol' Bossy?"
Chick: "This where you want me to leave ya??" Cuz I will, I sooo will..."
Boss: "Hurry up, we can't both be gone for long!"
They both go answer the call.
Boss: *returns first* "Oh my fucking..."
Boss seems to have spotted his ex-wife, at the rest area. And she's not alone.
Chick: *walks up* "We ready?"
Boss: "Oh God, she saw us, she saw us!!!"
Chick: "Who saw what? The Hell you talkin' about?"
Boss: "Just play it cool, OK? Don't say anything, I got this!"
Chick: *stands silently watching*
Two women approach. One of them is Boss's ex. The other, a friend??
Ex-wife: "Heeey, I thought that was you! What're you doin' way out here?"
Boss: "Ooooh, hey Dana! Crazy seeing you out here! How are you??"
Ex-wife: "Oh I'm fine! Cathy, this is my ex!"
Cathy: "Hey! Nice to meet you!"
Boss: "Yeah, likewise! So where are y'all comin' from?"
Ex-wife: "Roswell! We went down to see the museum and spend the day, ended up spending the night too!"
Both women giggle as Boss tries to find a nervous laugh. Chick's just hangin in there!
Ex-wife: "So, are you going to introduce us to your friend?"
Boss: *lost in thought* "OOOH, God, yes! Sorry, yeah, uh Dana, this is Veronica. From the office."
Ex-wife: *reaches over to friend-hug Chick* "Hey, Ron, nice to meet you!"
Chick: "Nice to meet you!!" *clueless to what is going on now*
Boss: "Yeah, had a business thing in ABQ, thought, why not whiz down here to see the museum too!"
Ex-wife: "Oooh, you're going to the Alien museum? Awesome! It's such a cool place, nothing's changed!"
Chick: *to boss* "You've been there before?"
Boss: "Uh, yeeeah, it was a long time ago..." *fucked* [lol]
Ex-wife: "Well, we'll let y'all get back to it. SO nice to meet you Ron, nice to see you too!"
Boss: "Yeah, y'all be safe and have a nice ride home!"
Chick and Boss get into their car. Chick has a LOT of questions!
Chick: "Wow... what the Hell was all THAT??"
Boss: "That, Chickie Babe, was a fucking dream come true!" *obvious sarcasm*
Chick: "And why did you call me Veronica?"
Boss: "I dunno, fuck, it was the first name that came to mind!"
Chick: "So your ex-wife lives in Albuquerque now?"
Boss: "Yeah, after the divorce. She moved there to stay with her mother until things got going."
Chick: "Well it looks like things are going... sorry, I shouldn't have..."
Boss: "What do you mean?"
Chick: *tries to play it off* "Oh, nothing! Nothing, really!"
Boss: "No, tell me?"
Chick: "It's just... her, and her friend... ya knooow?"
Boss: "No, I don't knoooow my God, you mean??"
Chick: "Girlfriend? Yeeeaaah..."
Boss: "Awww Jeezus, she switched teams??"
Chick: "Looks like... orrr she's just having a try-before-she-buys?"
Boss: "Oh God, and you think I'm a pig!"
Chick: "No, it's true. Really."
Boss: "Oh how would you know??"
Chick: "Because I'm a woman. And I know that look."
Boss: "What look??"
Chick: "THAT look! The look Dana gave Cathy."
Boss: "Meaning??"
Chick: "They're fucking."
Boss: "Oooh God no!!"
Chick: "They are FUUUUH-KIIINNNG!! No doubt!"
Boss: "Goddamnit... this was all I needed..."
Chick starts to put it all together...
Chick: "Wait, this was really why you wanted me to come along, isn't it?"
Boss: *sighs*
Chick: "In case you bumped into her. You didn't want to be alone."
Boss: *silent*
Chick: "And you wanted to go to the museum because y'all used to go there together, didn't you?"
Boss: *leans forward in seat, face in hands*
Chick: "You know, that's really kinda sweet, in a twisted sort of You way."
Boss: "Let's just turn around, go back."
Chick: "No way! We're nearly there! Don't you wanna get beamed up by Scotty??"
Boss: *still leaning forward in shame* "Nah, let's just go!"
Chick: *starts car* "Well, I'm gonna go see them aliens! You can sulk in the car if ya like!"
Boss: *holds up, tearful* "Did I drive her to the other side??"
Chick: *long deep sigh* "It's not always that simple. People are layered, and troubled."
Boss: *sighs* "Troubled?"
Chick: "Sometimes people don't live as authentically as they'd like to, for fear of being ostracized."
Boss: "Fuck that. Living a lie ain't living at all."
Chick: "You know what, I fully agree with you on that!"
Chick and Boss hit the highway to go see them aliens!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED...
