11-07-2020, 10:17 PM
"The Fear: The Finale"
Will Walt evade Hanks iron fist of justice? Will Jesse make it out of this alive? Tune in to...
Goddamnit, now he's got ME doing it!! lol
Chick pulls into Roswell and Boss is ten years old again. Even more so than usual. Hard to imagine, I know.
Chick: "Jeezus Christ man..."
Boss: "I KNOOOW!! Isn't it glorious??"
Chick: "Dude, these people have totally drunk the cosmic Kool-Aid!"
Boss: "Listen up, pink-slice, your words have NO power over me now!"
Chick: "Did you get this thing with full-coverage?"
Boss: "Damn yeah, why?"
Chick: "Oh, just in case I pull out in front of a semi, on YOUR SIDE, nice to know we're covered!"
Boss: "Your little digs mean NOTHIIIINNNG! I'm home!! With my people!!"
Chick: "Quite the Homecoming they've thrown for ya, place looks dead!"
Boss: "That just means we get to park closer."
Chick: "Over here fine?"
Boss: "Do it!!"
Chick pulls into a spot at the end of the main strip. They get out and walk back down the street
to the museum.
Boss: "You're gonna love this place! It's the crown jewel of The Land of Enchantment!"
Chick: "Wow, five bucks to get in! And look, you get in for two!!"
Boss: "This parade is rain-proof!"
They go inside, pay the fee and get to gawkin!! Boss is in another world right now!
Chick thinks this might just smooth over the run in with Dana. She hopes, anyway.
Boss: "Dude, check this out!!" *goes up to pin home locale on huge map*
Chick: "Uh, why did you pin San Antonio, Texas?"
Boss: "Duh, that's my hometown? Nerdburger!"
Chick: "Oh, riiight, I never knew that. I just assumed you were from Scottsdale."
Boss: "Beesh please..." *makes a face*
Chick: "Pssss... "
Boss: "Oh, check these guys out!!"
Boss runs over to a small group of tall, silver alien statues. He's pretty excited to be there!
You'd think it was his first time ever...
Boss: "I LOVE these guys!"
Chick: "Well, why don't you marry them??"
Boss: "I did that one time, back in '04... almost got arrested! Totally not worth it!"
Chick: *bugs eyes, lets it go*
Boss: "Hey come read this over here with me!!"
Chick: *walks over to some information posted on the wall*
Boss: "It's just nuts! Beings from 'out there' came HERE! They were here!!"
Chick: "So the story goes..."
Boss: "You don't believe?"
Chick: "Well, it is kinda far-fetched, you gotta admit..."
Boss: "Yeah, but so was electricity until Edison lit that shit up and fucked EVERYBODY in the mouth!"
Chick: "Uh, he STOLE that technology, thank you..."
Boss: "What do you mean?"
Chick: "So I heard, nevermind, let's see more aliens!!"
Boss: "YEEEAAAH!!!"
They proceed to take it ALL in. Boss is in seventh heaven. Chick, just being along for the ride, isn't
as invested as her counterpart, but she's still enjoying it for what it is. In fact, she kinda likes it.
After the museum, they dash to the local Whataburger to eat. Upon leaving the restaurant, it was
starting to get dark, around twilight.
Boss: "I think this day turned out alright. Don't you?"
Chick: "I admit it, it was nice! I had a good time!"
Boss: *runs out in front of Chick to open her door for her*
Chick: "Awww, thank you."
She brushes close to Boss as she tries to get in the car. She stops. Their eyes catch.
And now, a slightly uncomfortable moment: Mere inches apart, eye-to-eye, dimming light
and no one around. Could they do it? Would he dare? This wasn't where things were supposed
to go?!?! Then, in a flash! They kiss! And kiss... Jeez guys, come up for air why don't ya?? lol
Then, they break...
Boss: "Holy Jesus Batman God!"
Chick: *hard, deep, loud sigh* "Oh shit-oh shit-oh shit!!"
Boss: "Wow..."
Chick: "What just happened??? *freaked out*
Boss: "I don't know, I mean, I do, but..."
Chick: "Oh my God, OH My GOD! Did we just...???"
Boss: "Make long, slow, sweet mouth-love?? I think we did!" *kinda freaked out too*
They both stand there in that parking lot, trying to make sense of it all. Could they?
Did it really even matter now? Hmmm....
Chick: "Uuuuhh, I think we should..."
Boss: "Do it again??"
Chick: "NO!! No, we need... we need to go! Yeah, we need to get going!!" *quickly gets in car*
Boss: "Yeah, that sounds good! Sounds great!! Let's just, let's do THAT!!!" *runs around to his side, gets in*
[View of back of car in parking lot]
Chick: "We shall never speak of this...EVER!"
Boss: "Roger that!"
Chick starts the car, burns out of the parking lot and away they drive.
THE END... ?? lol
Will Walt evade Hanks iron fist of justice? Will Jesse make it out of this alive? Tune in to...
Goddamnit, now he's got ME doing it!! lol
Chick pulls into Roswell and Boss is ten years old again. Even more so than usual. Hard to imagine, I know.
Chick: "Jeezus Christ man..."
Boss: "I KNOOOW!! Isn't it glorious??"
Chick: "Dude, these people have totally drunk the cosmic Kool-Aid!"
Boss: "Listen up, pink-slice, your words have NO power over me now!"
Chick: "Did you get this thing with full-coverage?"
Boss: "Damn yeah, why?"
Chick: "Oh, just in case I pull out in front of a semi, on YOUR SIDE, nice to know we're covered!"
Boss: "Your little digs mean NOTHIIIINNNG! I'm home!! With my people!!"
Chick: "Quite the Homecoming they've thrown for ya, place looks dead!"
Boss: "That just means we get to park closer."
Chick: "Over here fine?"
Boss: "Do it!!"
Chick pulls into a spot at the end of the main strip. They get out and walk back down the street
to the museum.
Boss: "You're gonna love this place! It's the crown jewel of The Land of Enchantment!"
Chick: "Wow, five bucks to get in! And look, you get in for two!!"
Boss: "This parade is rain-proof!"
They go inside, pay the fee and get to gawkin!! Boss is in another world right now!
Chick thinks this might just smooth over the run in with Dana. She hopes, anyway.
Boss: "Dude, check this out!!" *goes up to pin home locale on huge map*
Chick: "Uh, why did you pin San Antonio, Texas?"
Boss: "Duh, that's my hometown? Nerdburger!"
Chick: "Oh, riiight, I never knew that. I just assumed you were from Scottsdale."
Boss: "Beesh please..." *makes a face*
Chick: "Pssss... "
Boss: "Oh, check these guys out!!"
Boss runs over to a small group of tall, silver alien statues. He's pretty excited to be there!
You'd think it was his first time ever...
Boss: "I LOVE these guys!"
Chick: "Well, why don't you marry them??"
Boss: "I did that one time, back in '04... almost got arrested! Totally not worth it!"
Chick: *bugs eyes, lets it go*
Boss: "Hey come read this over here with me!!"
Chick: *walks over to some information posted on the wall*
Boss: "It's just nuts! Beings from 'out there' came HERE! They were here!!"
Chick: "So the story goes..."
Boss: "You don't believe?"
Chick: "Well, it is kinda far-fetched, you gotta admit..."
Boss: "Yeah, but so was electricity until Edison lit that shit up and fucked EVERYBODY in the mouth!"
Chick: "Uh, he STOLE that technology, thank you..."
Boss: "What do you mean?"
Chick: "So I heard, nevermind, let's see more aliens!!"
Boss: "YEEEAAAH!!!"
They proceed to take it ALL in. Boss is in seventh heaven. Chick, just being along for the ride, isn't
as invested as her counterpart, but she's still enjoying it for what it is. In fact, she kinda likes it.
After the museum, they dash to the local Whataburger to eat. Upon leaving the restaurant, it was
starting to get dark, around twilight.
Boss: "I think this day turned out alright. Don't you?"
Chick: "I admit it, it was nice! I had a good time!"
Boss: *runs out in front of Chick to open her door for her*
Chick: "Awww, thank you."
She brushes close to Boss as she tries to get in the car. She stops. Their eyes catch.
And now, a slightly uncomfortable moment: Mere inches apart, eye-to-eye, dimming light
and no one around. Could they do it? Would he dare? This wasn't where things were supposed
to go?!?! Then, in a flash! They kiss! And kiss... Jeez guys, come up for air why don't ya?? lol
Then, they break...
Boss: "Holy Jesus Batman God!"
Chick: *hard, deep, loud sigh* "Oh shit-oh shit-oh shit!!"
Boss: "Wow..."
Chick: "What just happened??? *freaked out*
Boss: "I don't know, I mean, I do, but..."
Chick: "Oh my God, OH My GOD! Did we just...???"
Boss: "Make long, slow, sweet mouth-love?? I think we did!" *kinda freaked out too*
They both stand there in that parking lot, trying to make sense of it all. Could they?
Did it really even matter now? Hmmm....
Chick: "Uuuuhh, I think we should..."
Boss: "Do it again??"
Chick: "NO!! No, we need... we need to go! Yeah, we need to get going!!" *quickly gets in car*
Boss: "Yeah, that sounds good! Sounds great!! Let's just, let's do THAT!!!" *runs around to his side, gets in*
[View of back of car in parking lot]
Chick: "We shall never speak of this...EVER!"
Boss: "Roger that!"
Chick starts the car, burns out of the parking lot and away they drive.
THE END... ?? lol
