11-20-2020, 06:05 PM
So when last we heard, Chick was propositioned to go bowling... Did she?
Probably not, but let's just pretend she did, cuz she's a dream in those bowling shoes!
"The Fortune Never Lies"
Chick finds Boss diddling around doing nothing, as usual...
Boss: *sitting at desk, building Jenga tower out of wieners* [hot dogs, stop thinkin' dirty!]
Chick: "Nice to see that six figures going towards the important stuff!"
Boss: "Heeey, what d'ya know, what d'ya say, my main man??"
Chick: "I'm a woman..."
Boss: "Rawr! Don't have to tell me twice!" *licks lips pervishly*
Chick: *stares, rolls eyes* "Here are those weeklies you wanted..."
Boss: "Sooo, you never answered me..." *gives her the ol' eyebrows*
Chick: "Uurrggh, NO! We're not doing it in the janitor's closet!"
Boss: "Pssssssss, not that ya bimbo! I mean the other thing!" *more eyebrows*
Chick: "Oh my God, why, whhyyyy?? NO, I am NOT marrying you!!"
Boss: *blank stare* "Dude... I'm talking about..." *does thing with his hands*
Chick: "Yeeeah, what? Cuz it looks like you're just fluffing invisible tits right now..."
Boss: "Jeezus girl, our fuckin' bowling adventure!?!?!?"
Chick: "Ooooooooh, THAT!"
Boss: "Yeah, sooo, you wanna go get your hands on some balls??" *aaand the eyebrows, again*
Chick: "Is your dial stuck on ten-year old??"
Boss: "Simple question! You down to get MURRRDERRED!!"
Chick: "If it meant not ever having to come in to work here again..." *thinks*
Boss: "So it's a date!!"
Chick: "Not even close!"
Boss: "But you'll do it, right? You'll come bowling with me??"
Chick: *long deep sigh* "Is this my win for the day?"
Boss: "Bout as close as you're gonna get..."
Chick: "Fuck my life..."
Boss: "THAT'S the spirit!!"
They proceed to the local bowling establishment. It's only 10am. How wrong could it go?? *lol*
Probably not, but let's just pretend she did, cuz she's a dream in those bowling shoes!
"The Fortune Never Lies"
Chick finds Boss diddling around doing nothing, as usual...
Boss: *sitting at desk, building Jenga tower out of wieners* [hot dogs, stop thinkin' dirty!]
Chick: "Nice to see that six figures going towards the important stuff!"
Boss: "Heeey, what d'ya know, what d'ya say, my main man??"
Chick: "I'm a woman..."
Boss: "Rawr! Don't have to tell me twice!" *licks lips pervishly*
Chick: *stares, rolls eyes* "Here are those weeklies you wanted..."
Boss: "Sooo, you never answered me..." *gives her the ol' eyebrows*
Chick: "Uurrggh, NO! We're not doing it in the janitor's closet!"
Boss: "Pssssssss, not that ya bimbo! I mean the other thing!" *more eyebrows*
Chick: "Oh my God, why, whhyyyy?? NO, I am NOT marrying you!!"
Boss: *blank stare* "Dude... I'm talking about..." *does thing with his hands*
Chick: "Yeeeah, what? Cuz it looks like you're just fluffing invisible tits right now..."
Boss: "Jeezus girl, our fuckin' bowling adventure!?!?!?"
Chick: "Ooooooooh, THAT!"
Boss: "Yeah, sooo, you wanna go get your hands on some balls??" *aaand the eyebrows, again*
Chick: "Is your dial stuck on ten-year old??"
Boss: "Simple question! You down to get MURRRDERRED!!"
Chick: "If it meant not ever having to come in to work here again..." *thinks*
Boss: "So it's a date!!"
Chick: "Not even close!"
Boss: "But you'll do it, right? You'll come bowling with me??"
Chick: *long deep sigh* "Is this my win for the day?"
Boss: "Bout as close as you're gonna get..."
Chick: "Fuck my life..."
Boss: "THAT'S the spirit!!"
They proceed to the local bowling establishment. It's only 10am. How wrong could it go?? *lol*
