11-21-2020, 04:26 PM
"Fellowship"
Chick, Boss, nutty stuff, etc... lol
Chick: *walks into Boss's office, wishes she were dead... again*
Boss: "Welp, I'm startin' a cult!"
Chick: "Nice to see you cut past all the religion-as-a-cover bullshit. Right to the heart!"
Boss: "Yeah, it was time. Gonna be great! Like a harem of two dozen college chicks! Yowza!"
Chick: "Oooh, awesome! See you at the arraignment!"
Boss: "How come you never have any faith in me?" *stands up to show he's wearing a priest outfit*
Chick: "Oh God please no, you can't do that, just wear a Hawaiian shirt and Bermuda shorts for God's sake!"
Boss: "But this is powerful! I can just FEEL those soft, nineteen-year old hands giving -"
Chick: "STOP! NO! STOP! I cannot hear anymore of any of that! Jeezus man, get some help!"
Boss: "Uh, Duh, what do you think I'm doing?"
Chick: "NO! You fuckstick, I mean therapy! INTENSE therapy!"
Boss: "What do you call ten or fifteen college cuties using my body as an oil mat?"
Chick: "Gaaawwwd, I HATE YOU soooo much!!" *walks to door*
Boss: "Wait!! Don't go!"
Chick: *stops short of the doorway*
Boss: "I need your help!"
Chick: "There is no way I'm even NEAR qualified to help you!"
Boss: "Sure you can! I just need you - "
Chick: "NO! I want no part of this!!"
Boss: "But I haven't even asked you yet.."
Chick: "I know, and that's what scares me. I can only imagine how warped your next words will be!"
Boss: "I just need you to help me... ya know, get the team goin! Gnomesane??" *does the eyebrows*
Chick: "Jeezus pole-dancing Christ, are you asking me to recruit college girls to be your sex slaves???"
Boss: "Duuude, when you say it, it sounds so wrong and dirty..."
Chick: "That's because it IS wrong and dirty!! My God, do you even read the headlines??"
Boss: "Nah, fuck all that downer shit. It's all liberal media lies anyway!"
Chick: *slaps hand to forehead* "You really are something!"
Boss: "There ya go! I knew you'd come around!"
Chick: "Noooo!! That's not at ALL what I mean!"
Boss: "Well how's about you stop having your stroke long enough to explain then?"
Chick: "This little cult you're wanting to start? Well it's been done, and it ended BADLY!! VERY BADLY!!"
Boss: "That's cuz they didn't have us!" *crosses arms like a pompous fool*
Chick: "No, wang-stain, they had a guy a thousand times smarter than You, I mean he was still a sicko
moron but he put you in the shaaade, like real bad... anyway, if they got busted how do you think YOU
will pull it off?"
Boss: "Moxy?"
Chick: *lays down on floor and rolls while moaning, in a bad way*
Boss: "Yeah, it starts like that but then I jump in with the organic coconut oil and - "
Chick: "NOOOOOOOOOO, you are killing me!! Listen, you can't do this, OK? You just can't! It's wrong
and it's just... wrong! Please, go back to building hot dog castles or whatever the fuck you were doing
yesterday, just forget about this ridiculous cult thing!!"
Boss: "I could get them to sign waivers."
Chick: "You mean non-disclosure agreements."
Boss: "Hey, tomato, avocado..."
Chick: "PUUHRISSSON TIIIIIME!!!"
Boss: "You're acting like I want to rob a bank, jeez Chick, get with the dope!"
Chick: "Dear God! You don't even have the capacity to realize what you're trying to do!!"
Boss: "Uh yeah, I'm trying to get my harem freak on and you're cooch-blockin ya boy. Not cool man."
Chick doesn't know whether to call the police or a hitman. But she knows this plan cannot go live.
Chick: "I'm going back to work now. Will you promise me that you will drop this dangerously
stupid idea? Please? Like, I'm genuinely asking! PLEASE!! Just go back to watching medieval little
person fur-costume porn or whatever you were doing before dreaming up this nightmare. Just please
forget about it! Please!!
Boss has a seat and gives it all a little thought.
Boss: "So, you're saying this college girl romper is a bad idea?
Chick: "I'm saying sticking your dick in a threading machine is brilliant by comparison."
Boss: "Well fuck me in the ear... damn. Hey, that's one of the things I was gonna have - hey where ya goin?"
Chick always knows when it's time to make her exit! Poor long-suffering Chick. : )
Chick, Boss, nutty stuff, etc... lol
Chick: *walks into Boss's office, wishes she were dead... again*
Boss: "Welp, I'm startin' a cult!"
Chick: "Nice to see you cut past all the religion-as-a-cover bullshit. Right to the heart!"
Boss: "Yeah, it was time. Gonna be great! Like a harem of two dozen college chicks! Yowza!"
Chick: "Oooh, awesome! See you at the arraignment!"
Boss: "How come you never have any faith in me?" *stands up to show he's wearing a priest outfit*
Chick: "Oh God please no, you can't do that, just wear a Hawaiian shirt and Bermuda shorts for God's sake!"
Boss: "But this is powerful! I can just FEEL those soft, nineteen-year old hands giving -"
Chick: "STOP! NO! STOP! I cannot hear anymore of any of that! Jeezus man, get some help!"
Boss: "Uh, Duh, what do you think I'm doing?"
Chick: "NO! You fuckstick, I mean therapy! INTENSE therapy!"
Boss: "What do you call ten or fifteen college cuties using my body as an oil mat?"
Chick: "Gaaawwwd, I HATE YOU soooo much!!" *walks to door*
Boss: "Wait!! Don't go!"
Chick: *stops short of the doorway*
Boss: "I need your help!"
Chick: "There is no way I'm even NEAR qualified to help you!"
Boss: "Sure you can! I just need you - "
Chick: "NO! I want no part of this!!"
Boss: "But I haven't even asked you yet.."
Chick: "I know, and that's what scares me. I can only imagine how warped your next words will be!"
Boss: "I just need you to help me... ya know, get the team goin! Gnomesane??" *does the eyebrows*
Chick: "Jeezus pole-dancing Christ, are you asking me to recruit college girls to be your sex slaves???"
Boss: "Duuude, when you say it, it sounds so wrong and dirty..."
Chick: "That's because it IS wrong and dirty!! My God, do you even read the headlines??"
Boss: "Nah, fuck all that downer shit. It's all liberal media lies anyway!"
Chick: *slaps hand to forehead* "You really are something!"
Boss: "There ya go! I knew you'd come around!"
Chick: "Noooo!! That's not at ALL what I mean!"
Boss: "Well how's about you stop having your stroke long enough to explain then?"
Chick: "This little cult you're wanting to start? Well it's been done, and it ended BADLY!! VERY BADLY!!"
Boss: "That's cuz they didn't have us!" *crosses arms like a pompous fool*
Chick: "No, wang-stain, they had a guy a thousand times smarter than You, I mean he was still a sicko
moron but he put you in the shaaade, like real bad... anyway, if they got busted how do you think YOU
will pull it off?"
Boss: "Moxy?"
Chick: *lays down on floor and rolls while moaning, in a bad way*
Boss: "Yeah, it starts like that but then I jump in with the organic coconut oil and - "
Chick: "NOOOOOOOOOO, you are killing me!! Listen, you can't do this, OK? You just can't! It's wrong
and it's just... wrong! Please, go back to building hot dog castles or whatever the fuck you were doing
yesterday, just forget about this ridiculous cult thing!!"
Boss: "I could get them to sign waivers."
Chick: "You mean non-disclosure agreements."
Boss: "Hey, tomato, avocado..."
Chick: "PUUHRISSSON TIIIIIME!!!"
Boss: "You're acting like I want to rob a bank, jeez Chick, get with the dope!"
Chick: "Dear God! You don't even have the capacity to realize what you're trying to do!!"
Boss: "Uh yeah, I'm trying to get my harem freak on and you're cooch-blockin ya boy. Not cool man."
Chick doesn't know whether to call the police or a hitman. But she knows this plan cannot go live.
Chick: "I'm going back to work now. Will you promise me that you will drop this dangerously
stupid idea? Please? Like, I'm genuinely asking! PLEASE!! Just go back to watching medieval little
person fur-costume porn or whatever you were doing before dreaming up this nightmare. Just please
forget about it! Please!!
Boss has a seat and gives it all a little thought.
Boss: "So, you're saying this college girl romper is a bad idea?
Chick: "I'm saying sticking your dick in a threading machine is brilliant by comparison."
Boss: "Well fuck me in the ear... damn. Hey, that's one of the things I was gonna have - hey where ya goin?"
Chick always knows when it's time to make her exit! Poor long-suffering Chick. : )
