11-22-2020, 04:36 PM
"Ssshhhh, quiet! Gaaah!!"
"Stop freakin' out, nobody even heard that" whispered the teenager wearing the backwards baseball cap.
"You're gonna get us busted!"
"Dude, you're already busted... for being a dumbass!"
The two sixteen-year old friends are embarking on an age-old rite of passage.
"Is the old man in there?" asked the more concerned friend of the two.
"Yeah, the mom too..."
"What are they doin?"
"Watching TV I guess, the fuck does it matter?"
"I don't want them getting up and moving around!"
"Well maybe go in there and double-tap 'em, Rambo."
"Dude, you are the worst! Just shut up, there's her window..."
The two boys sneak up to the window of a female classmate whom the more concerned boy
has developed feelings for. They carefully peer inside, hoping to remain undetected.
"Here she comes get down!!"
They duck into the bushes. The girl wanders her room oblivious. They sneak another look.
"Goddamn dude, she's sooo fuckin' hot!" said the cap wearing friend.
"Man, fuck off! She's mine!"
"Dude, you haven't even asked her out yet..."
"So what, doesn't mean I'm not going to..."
"This is THE worst panty raid EVER!" said cap boy.
"Well go back home and jerk it to scrambled porn all night then, I'm staying for the Holy Grail!!"
The girl finally leaves for the shower. It's all systems GO!!
"OK, she's gone! Let's do this!" said concerned lover boy.
"You in first." cap boy replied.
The two doofuses carefully slide the girl's window up and climb into her room.
"I think it's this drawer..." said lover boy.
He opens the top drawer of her chest. Jackpot!! It was her undergarments!!
"You takin' all of 'em?" asked cap boy.
"No retard, then she'd have no panties to wear!"
The boys share a devilishly naughty look, then back to it!!
"What about her dirty ones?" cap boy suggested.
"Oh, sure, I'll just go knock on the fucking bathroom door and ask her for those!" said the sarcastic lover boy.
Breaking the silence, the two intruders hear a click. It is the sound of a hunting rifle being cocked.
Standing in the doorway of his daughter's bedroom, the man slowly raises his gun towards them.
"Evening, gentlemen..." said the father with an evil smirk as he glared at the teenagers who stood
frozen with fist's full of his daughter's underwear.
"Stop freakin' out, nobody even heard that" whispered the teenager wearing the backwards baseball cap.
"You're gonna get us busted!"
"Dude, you're already busted... for being a dumbass!"
The two sixteen-year old friends are embarking on an age-old rite of passage.
"Is the old man in there?" asked the more concerned friend of the two.
"Yeah, the mom too..."
"What are they doin?"
"Watching TV I guess, the fuck does it matter?"
"I don't want them getting up and moving around!"
"Well maybe go in there and double-tap 'em, Rambo."
"Dude, you are the worst! Just shut up, there's her window..."
The two boys sneak up to the window of a female classmate whom the more concerned boy
has developed feelings for. They carefully peer inside, hoping to remain undetected.
"Here she comes get down!!"
They duck into the bushes. The girl wanders her room oblivious. They sneak another look.
"Goddamn dude, she's sooo fuckin' hot!" said the cap wearing friend.
"Man, fuck off! She's mine!"
"Dude, you haven't even asked her out yet..."
"So what, doesn't mean I'm not going to..."
"This is THE worst panty raid EVER!" said cap boy.
"Well go back home and jerk it to scrambled porn all night then, I'm staying for the Holy Grail!!"
The girl finally leaves for the shower. It's all systems GO!!
"OK, she's gone! Let's do this!" said concerned lover boy.
"You in first." cap boy replied.
The two doofuses carefully slide the girl's window up and climb into her room.
"I think it's this drawer..." said lover boy.
He opens the top drawer of her chest. Jackpot!! It was her undergarments!!
"You takin' all of 'em?" asked cap boy.
"No retard, then she'd have no panties to wear!"
The boys share a devilishly naughty look, then back to it!!
"What about her dirty ones?" cap boy suggested.
"Oh, sure, I'll just go knock on the fucking bathroom door and ask her for those!" said the sarcastic lover boy.
Breaking the silence, the two intruders hear a click. It is the sound of a hunting rifle being cocked.
Standing in the doorway of his daughter's bedroom, the man slowly raises his gun towards them.
"Evening, gentlemen..." said the father with an evil smirk as he glared at the teenagers who stood
frozen with fist's full of his daughter's underwear.
