11-22-2020, 09:55 PM
*theme music - Air Supply's All Out Of Love*
*yelling into phone* You tell dat prick I want my money or I'm comin' for his fuckin' thumbs!
OH, We're on?? *clears throat*
Aaaay, what d'ya know, what d'ya say! We're back wit Dr. Rocco's Sex Help!
Or Sex Help with Dr. Rocco, whatever da fuck. And today we're taking a question from...
*looks closely at note card* Ay, who da fuck writes this shit? I can't read this. Fuckin' chicken-scribbles.
Maybe take a handwriting course ya crippled fuck!
*off-camera whispers* You say I wrote dis? Madon, musta been the fuckin' wine. Anyway we got
Tommy Sciucci and his uh, issue wit... going into town? Oooh, going downtown, hoooooo, wait a minute
here. I can't help ya wit dis... I don't do dat. I'm a man. I don't go poking my nose where da blood
flows, if ya catch my drift. *more off-camera whispers*
He's here? Oh, ok... But you're in luck Tommy, we've got a special guest today that can help you!
Let's give a warm welcome to my dear friend, Carlo from the news-stand!! *only him clapping*
Rocco: Aay, good to see ya Carlo!
Carlo: Tanks for havin' me.
Rocco: You layin' off the horses?
Carlo: Yeah, since you broke my knee.
Rocco: Ooooooh, we're on the air!
Carlo: OK, but you asked...
Rocco: And now I'm askin' you to shut your mouth, we can't talk about that right now.
Carlo: Your show...
Rocco: Ya fuckin' right it is, so let's get to dis thing...
Carlo: *shrugs*
Rocco: We got this problem today wit our little friend from Hoboken, Tommy Sciucci.
Carlo: I'll see what I can do.
Rocco: Tommy says:
Dear Dr. Rocco,
Rocco: *looks left, then right, then uncomfortably at the camera* You're on!
Carlo: OK, Tommy, when you find yourself eye to eye with the pink beast, you're really just goin' to war.
Rocco: This sounds fucked up already!
Carlo: Why you gotta interrupt me? I'm tryin' to help this poor prick.
Rocco: Aaay, take it easy! I'm just sayin'... Ga head...
Carlo: And when you go to war, bad things can happen. You have to be prepared fuh dat.
Rocco: *giggles*
Carlo: What, you think it's funny? Chowin' on poon? It's seerious!
Rocco: Hey, this is your thing. Do tell...
Carlo: See Tommy, it's like a pie eatin' contest. If you're afraid of gettin it all ova ya face, then you ain't
got the heart of a winnuh. May as well just run out and get her a new packa C-cells.
Rocco: Madon...
Carlo: What? It's true! If you're not willing to scream anger into slippery hollow then stay out the forest!
Rocco: *cracks up laughing* Ok, Ok, how long you been dining on the magic dolphin Carlo?
Carlo: I've been devouring that sweet slice of goodness since I was fourteen.
Rocco: Jesus Fucking Christ, you are well-pickled my friend!
Carlo: Aaay, I do what I love and I love what I do. Sue me.
Rocco: You eva, get a gusha? Ya know, wunna dem firehose gals?
Carlo: It is my extreme pleasure to have experienced many honey showers ova da years.
Rocco: Like a change the sheets, blow-dry the mattress kinda thing?
Carlo: You are correct.
Rocco: Shit, ya like an OB/GYN ova heeuh! Kudos to you Paisan!
Carlo: It is something I take great pride in. Thank you, Rocky.
Well there ya have it Tommy, you gotta go in dare like special forces and treat that magic pink puff like
it's Osama Bin whateva the fuck his name was. A huge Thank You to our friend, Carlo from the news-stand!!
Carlo: Glad I could help. Always an honor, Rocky.
Tune in next time when we tackle more of your sex help questions on Dr. Rocco's Sex Help Show!!
*theme music swells*
#thatboyaintright
*yelling into phone* You tell dat prick I want my money or I'm comin' for his fuckin' thumbs!
OH, We're on?? *clears throat*
Aaaay, what d'ya know, what d'ya say! We're back wit Dr. Rocco's Sex Help!
Or Sex Help with Dr. Rocco, whatever da fuck. And today we're taking a question from...
*looks closely at note card* Ay, who da fuck writes this shit? I can't read this. Fuckin' chicken-scribbles.
Maybe take a handwriting course ya crippled fuck!
*off-camera whispers* You say I wrote dis? Madon, musta been the fuckin' wine. Anyway we got
Tommy Sciucci and his uh, issue wit... going into town? Oooh, going downtown, hoooooo, wait a minute
here. I can't help ya wit dis... I don't do dat. I'm a man. I don't go poking my nose where da blood
flows, if ya catch my drift. *more off-camera whispers*
He's here? Oh, ok... But you're in luck Tommy, we've got a special guest today that can help you!
Let's give a warm welcome to my dear friend, Carlo from the news-stand!! *only him clapping*
Rocco: Aay, good to see ya Carlo!
Carlo: Tanks for havin' me.
Rocco: You layin' off the horses?
Carlo: Yeah, since you broke my knee.
Rocco: Ooooooh, we're on the air!
Carlo: OK, but you asked...
Rocco: And now I'm askin' you to shut your mouth, we can't talk about that right now.
Carlo: Your show...
Rocco: Ya fuckin' right it is, so let's get to dis thing...
Carlo: *shrugs*
Rocco: We got this problem today wit our little friend from Hoboken, Tommy Sciucci.
Carlo: I'll see what I can do.
Rocco: Tommy says:
Dear Dr. Rocco,
Quote:My girlfriend really loves oral sex but she says I'm not ringin' her bell. What do I do?
Signed, Not So Lickety Split
Rocco: *looks left, then right, then uncomfortably at the camera* You're on!
Carlo: OK, Tommy, when you find yourself eye to eye with the pink beast, you're really just goin' to war.
Rocco: This sounds fucked up already!
Carlo: Why you gotta interrupt me? I'm tryin' to help this poor prick.
Rocco: Aaay, take it easy! I'm just sayin'... Ga head...
Carlo: And when you go to war, bad things can happen. You have to be prepared fuh dat.
Rocco: *giggles*
Carlo: What, you think it's funny? Chowin' on poon? It's seerious!
Rocco: Hey, this is your thing. Do tell...
Carlo: See Tommy, it's like a pie eatin' contest. If you're afraid of gettin it all ova ya face, then you ain't
got the heart of a winnuh. May as well just run out and get her a new packa C-cells.
Rocco: Madon...
Carlo: What? It's true! If you're not willing to scream anger into slippery hollow then stay out the forest!
Rocco: *cracks up laughing* Ok, Ok, how long you been dining on the magic dolphin Carlo?
Carlo: I've been devouring that sweet slice of goodness since I was fourteen.
Rocco: Jesus Fucking Christ, you are well-pickled my friend!
Carlo: Aaay, I do what I love and I love what I do. Sue me.
Rocco: You eva, get a gusha? Ya know, wunna dem firehose gals?
Carlo: It is my extreme pleasure to have experienced many honey showers ova da years.
Rocco: Like a change the sheets, blow-dry the mattress kinda thing?
Carlo: You are correct.
Rocco: Shit, ya like an OB/GYN ova heeuh! Kudos to you Paisan!
Carlo: It is something I take great pride in. Thank you, Rocky.
Well there ya have it Tommy, you gotta go in dare like special forces and treat that magic pink puff like
it's Osama Bin whateva the fuck his name was. A huge Thank You to our friend, Carlo from the news-stand!!
Carlo: Glad I could help. Always an honor, Rocky.
Tune in next time when we tackle more of your sex help questions on Dr. Rocco's Sex Help Show!!
*theme music swells*
#thatboyaintright
