11-23-2020, 04:12 PM
A little behind the scenes action. Dr. Rocco and his nephew, Anthony, are in the break room
at the TV station where he does his public access cable show. Let's see how this goes... lol
Rocco: "I swear to Christ I'll put arsenic in your fuckin' coffee!!"
Anthony: "Whoa, Uncle Rocky, you can't say dat! This is a workplace!"
Rocco: "I'm gonna rub salt in ya fuckin' eyes you keep takin' my motherfuckin' goddamn fuckin cannoli!!"
It seems someone at the TV station has a fondness for Dr. Rocco's favorite Italian dessert.
And they keep "borrowing" them without his permission. Yikes!
Anthony: "Take it easy, I'll go down to DelNuncio's, get you a box."
Rocco: "Nah kid, it's OK... carbs are fuh shit anyhow..."
They both sit at a table and shoot the breeze.
Rocco: "What do ya thinka dat Charlize Theron?"
Anthony: "I dunno, like her acting?"
Rocco: "Yeah, just... that, and as a person."
Anthony: "Well, I don't know her. But she's pretty good in some movies I guess."
Rocco: "At'sa sexy broad, huh?"
Anthony: "Yeah, she's got the long stems. I'd do her."
Rocco: "Ooooh, listen ta you!"
Anthony: "It's like you said, she's a sexy broad..."
Rocco: "Yeah, but she's a total fuckin' whackadoo..."
Anthony: "How so?"
Rocco: "Ya know da thing about her kids?"
Anthony: "No, what did she do?"
Rocco: "That poor child she adopted from Africa. Parading him around in a fuckin dress!!"
Anthony: "Oh, madon..."
Rocco: "He's like what, seven years old?"
Anthony: "I dunno, I didn't know nuthin' about dis..."
Rocco: "Yeah, and that stupid bitch is raising him to be a little girl!!"
Anthony: "Psssss, I can't even, Uncle Rocky..."
Rocco: "Hey! It's one thing You got unresolved issues wit ya own fuckin' life, you don't go
ruining the lives of innocent children!! Fucking cunt."
Anthony: "So you feel strongly about this..."
Rocco: "Ya fuckin' right I do! Your mudda ever try that shit witchu, I'd drown her in the fuckin' sink!!"
Anthony: "Jeeesus, Uncle Rocky, what the fuck??"
Rocco: "Aaay, that kid turns eighteen, he can shake his ass down the fuckin' cat-walk, but until
then - Let the kid be a kid!! Don't fuck his life up because you need a science project!!"
Anthony: "Uncle Rock..."
Rocco: "Yeah, what?"
Anthony: "This conversation... it's gettin' a little uncomfortable..."
Rocco: "What? You think the rainbow police are gonna bust in here wit their fanook flag, pink fuzzy
handcuffs and arrest us?? THIS IS AMEEERRRICAAA!! Men have bled and given their lives to dis
country so I can sit here and say whatever the fuck I want!! Don't you eva forget dat!!!"
Anthony sits staring at his impassioned uncle. He really wants to go get him those cannoli.
Anthony: "So, you want I should go to da bakery?"
Rocco: "Yeeaah, ga head. *pulls out crisp hundo* Here, get yaself something too."
Anthony leaves his uncle in the break room. Rocco sits, thinking...
at the TV station where he does his public access cable show. Let's see how this goes... lol
Rocco: "I swear to Christ I'll put arsenic in your fuckin' coffee!!"
Anthony: "Whoa, Uncle Rocky, you can't say dat! This is a workplace!"
Rocco: "I'm gonna rub salt in ya fuckin' eyes you keep takin' my motherfuckin' goddamn fuckin cannoli!!"
It seems someone at the TV station has a fondness for Dr. Rocco's favorite Italian dessert.
And they keep "borrowing" them without his permission. Yikes!
Anthony: "Take it easy, I'll go down to DelNuncio's, get you a box."
Rocco: "Nah kid, it's OK... carbs are fuh shit anyhow..."
They both sit at a table and shoot the breeze.
Rocco: "What do ya thinka dat Charlize Theron?"
Anthony: "I dunno, like her acting?"
Rocco: "Yeah, just... that, and as a person."
Anthony: "Well, I don't know her. But she's pretty good in some movies I guess."
Rocco: "At'sa sexy broad, huh?"
Anthony: "Yeah, she's got the long stems. I'd do her."
Rocco: "Ooooh, listen ta you!"
Anthony: "It's like you said, she's a sexy broad..."
Rocco: "Yeah, but she's a total fuckin' whackadoo..."
Anthony: "How so?"
Rocco: "Ya know da thing about her kids?"
Anthony: "No, what did she do?"
Rocco: "That poor child she adopted from Africa. Parading him around in a fuckin dress!!"
Anthony: "Oh, madon..."
Rocco: "He's like what, seven years old?"
Anthony: "I dunno, I didn't know nuthin' about dis..."
Rocco: "Yeah, and that stupid bitch is raising him to be a little girl!!"
Anthony: "Psssss, I can't even, Uncle Rocky..."
Rocco: "Hey! It's one thing You got unresolved issues wit ya own fuckin' life, you don't go
ruining the lives of innocent children!! Fucking cunt."
Anthony: "So you feel strongly about this..."
Rocco: "Ya fuckin' right I do! Your mudda ever try that shit witchu, I'd drown her in the fuckin' sink!!"
Anthony: "Jeeesus, Uncle Rocky, what the fuck??"
Rocco: "Aaay, that kid turns eighteen, he can shake his ass down the fuckin' cat-walk, but until
then - Let the kid be a kid!! Don't fuck his life up because you need a science project!!"
Anthony: "Uncle Rock..."
Rocco: "Yeah, what?"
Anthony: "This conversation... it's gettin' a little uncomfortable..."
Rocco: "What? You think the rainbow police are gonna bust in here wit their fanook flag, pink fuzzy
handcuffs and arrest us?? THIS IS AMEEERRRICAAA!! Men have bled and given their lives to dis
country so I can sit here and say whatever the fuck I want!! Don't you eva forget dat!!!"
Anthony sits staring at his impassioned uncle. He really wants to go get him those cannoli.
Anthony: "So, you want I should go to da bakery?"
Rocco: "Yeeaah, ga head. *pulls out crisp hundo* Here, get yaself something too."
Anthony leaves his uncle in the break room. Rocco sits, thinking...
