11-23-2020, 04:48 PM
Once again, we find Dr. Rocco in the break room. About to lose his frickin' mind.
Rocco: "Who da fuck leaves spilled coffee all over the goddamn tables? Ya peg-legged whore mother
does NOT work here! Ya filthy fuckin' bastids!!"
He is paid another visit by his nephew, Anthony. This time, he brought a friend.
Anthony: "Hey Uncle Rocky."
Rocco: "Hey kid, how you doin?"
Anthony: "Yeah, good. Hey, dis is my friend Todd. Todd, dis my Uncle Rocky."
Todd: "Nice to meet you, sir." *reaches out to shake hands*
Rocco: "Aaay, nice to meet you too kid." *shakes his hand*
Todd: "I've never been to a TV station before."
Anthony: "Pretty sweet, huh?"
Rocco: "Uh, Todd? Could you excuse us a moment, I need to speak to my nephew."
Todd: "Sure, I'll wait outside."
Rocco: "Just down the hall, there's a scorchin' hot bitch doin the weather in about *looks at his watch*
Now! She should be on now! Go check her out, you'll like her!"
Todd: "I guess I could wander around a bit..."
Todd leaves the break room, closing the door behind himself. Rocco looks at his nephew with a very
concerned yet disappointed expression.
Rocco: "Are you fuckin' kidding me?"
Anthony: "Whaaat? What I do?"
Rocco: "Todd?? Are you serious??"
Anthony: "What's wrong with him?"
Rocco: "TODD????" *eyes wide*
Anthony: "Yeah, and??"
Rocco: "It's common knowledge that Todd is a serial killa name. How could you not know dis?"
Anthony: "Awww Jeez, uncle Rock, what do ya gotta say that for?"
Rocco: "Because it's true! Remember dat poor prick dey found in da east river the udda day?
Anthony: "What about him?"
Rocco: "Cocksucka dat killed him? Fuckin' name was Todd!"
Anthony: "That's just one guy!"
Rocco: "It's ALWAYS a Todd!!"
Anthony: "Not for nuthin, but this guy's a fuckin' saint! He's the youth pastor at his church!"
Rocco: "Don't mean nuthin!"
Anthony: "He's in a long-term relationship with his fiance. They're gettin' married next year!"
Rocco: "They all need a good beard."
Anthony: "He heads up the softball program every year at the church summer camp!"
Rocco: "I'm tellin' ya! This fuck is one broken zipper away from losin' his shit!"
Anthony: "Aww come on!!"
Rocco: "And then, look out America! He's comin' for ya daughters! Stuff 'em into his trunk
and drive around listening to Night Ranger!"
Anthony: "Where do you get this stuff?"
Rocco: "Distance yaself, Ant'ny. He's gonna fuck up sooner or later, and you don't wanna go down
in that kinda shit. It's bad!"
Todd walks by the break room door. Looking in, he smiles and waves while holding up an ice cream cone.
Rocco: "Dis Mr. Rogers fuck is bad news. You can't say you haven't been told."
Anthony now has a lot to think about. Poor Anthony...
Rocco: "Who da fuck leaves spilled coffee all over the goddamn tables? Ya peg-legged whore mother
does NOT work here! Ya filthy fuckin' bastids!!"
He is paid another visit by his nephew, Anthony. This time, he brought a friend.
Anthony: "Hey Uncle Rocky."
Rocco: "Hey kid, how you doin?"
Anthony: "Yeah, good. Hey, dis is my friend Todd. Todd, dis my Uncle Rocky."
Todd: "Nice to meet you, sir." *reaches out to shake hands*
Rocco: "Aaay, nice to meet you too kid." *shakes his hand*
Todd: "I've never been to a TV station before."
Anthony: "Pretty sweet, huh?"
Rocco: "Uh, Todd? Could you excuse us a moment, I need to speak to my nephew."
Todd: "Sure, I'll wait outside."
Rocco: "Just down the hall, there's a scorchin' hot bitch doin the weather in about *looks at his watch*
Now! She should be on now! Go check her out, you'll like her!"
Todd: "I guess I could wander around a bit..."
Todd leaves the break room, closing the door behind himself. Rocco looks at his nephew with a very
concerned yet disappointed expression.
Rocco: "Are you fuckin' kidding me?"
Anthony: "Whaaat? What I do?"
Rocco: "Todd?? Are you serious??"
Anthony: "What's wrong with him?"
Rocco: "TODD????" *eyes wide*
Anthony: "Yeah, and??"
Rocco: "It's common knowledge that Todd is a serial killa name. How could you not know dis?"
Anthony: "Awww Jeez, uncle Rock, what do ya gotta say that for?"
Rocco: "Because it's true! Remember dat poor prick dey found in da east river the udda day?
Anthony: "What about him?"
Rocco: "Cocksucka dat killed him? Fuckin' name was Todd!"
Anthony: "That's just one guy!"
Rocco: "It's ALWAYS a Todd!!"
Anthony: "Not for nuthin, but this guy's a fuckin' saint! He's the youth pastor at his church!"
Rocco: "Don't mean nuthin!"
Anthony: "He's in a long-term relationship with his fiance. They're gettin' married next year!"
Rocco: "They all need a good beard."
Anthony: "He heads up the softball program every year at the church summer camp!"
Rocco: "I'm tellin' ya! This fuck is one broken zipper away from losin' his shit!"
Anthony: "Aww come on!!"
Rocco: "And then, look out America! He's comin' for ya daughters! Stuff 'em into his trunk
and drive around listening to Night Ranger!"
Anthony: "Where do you get this stuff?"
Rocco: "Distance yaself, Ant'ny. He's gonna fuck up sooner or later, and you don't wanna go down
in that kinda shit. It's bad!"
Todd walks by the break room door. Looking in, he smiles and waves while holding up an ice cream cone.
Rocco: "Dis Mr. Rogers fuck is bad news. You can't say you haven't been told."
Anthony now has a lot to think about. Poor Anthony...
