11-24-2020, 09:28 AM
Dr. Rocco is back in the break room, trying to make sense of the world when his favorite nephew
comes to pay him a little visit.
Anthony: "Hey Uncle Rocky..."
Rocco: "There he is! Jailbird Supreme! How you doin' kid?"
Anthony: "Ma told me everything so I wanted to come down here and thank you."
Rocco: "Aaah, don't worry about it, least I could do for my favorite neph!"
Anthony: "They said next time the charges wouldn't be dropped."
Rocco: "Well fuck them! There won't be no next time!"
Anthony got into a bit of a scrape at a local eatery. It all went sideways and he got arrested.
But good ol' Uncle Rocky knew a cop who knew a detective who had a favor coming, ya know,
one of those type affairs. So the kid got bounced with a clean record.
Rocco: "So what exactly happened?"
Anthony: "I was ordering my food and - "
Rocco: "Fat & Greasy's?"
Anthony: "Of course, where else?"
Rocco: "They got good burgers!"
Anthony: "The BEST!"
Rocco: "OK, go on..."
Anthony: "Yeah, so I'm looking at the menu board and I guess he thought I was takin' too long
so he got a lil' choppy wit me."
Rocco: "Oh yeah, what he do?"
Anthony: "He started breathin' all heavy, like he was tired or somethin' so I asked him if he was asthmatic
and he got nasty..."
Rocco: "What he say?"
Anthony: "Called me a guinea wop, told me to hurry da fuck up!"
Rocco: "Ooooooooh, totally uncalled for!! What did you do?"
Anthony: "I grabbed the prick by the shirt and pulled his sorry ass over the counter. What was I supposed
to do? Let him disrespect me like that?"
Rocco: "Fuck No! You did the right thing! In fact, you showed great restraint. Shoulda put one in his
foot, made him dance around a little!"
Anthony: "Uh, I don't carry a gun Uncle Rocky..."
Rocco: *laughs* "That's a good one, you're funny."
Anthony: "No, I mean it. I don't even own one."
Rocco: "You serious??"
Anthony: "Yeah... they scare me."
Rocco: "Holy mother uh God, my own nephew... scared of firearms!"
Anthony: "I dunno, they're just so... permanent. One pull and lives change! Usually for the worse."
Rocco: "Kid, look... You're an AMERICAN! It's your birthright! It shall NOT be infringed!!"
Anthony: "I know, I get it. I support the Second. Still, guns just don't sit well wit me."
Rocco: *looks around to make sure they're alone, opens blazer wide*
Anthony: "Jesus Christ! Why you got all those??"
Rocco: "Because your great-grandfahda landed at Ellis Island so his children and their children
would have a betta life than he did!"
Dr. Rocco shows Anthony the four guns he has inside his jacket. Then he lifts up his pants legs
to let him see the two ankle holsters he keeps filled at all times.
Anthony: "Madon, you gettin ready for the Apocalypse?"
Rocco: "Aay, when the hammer drops on me, I'm makin' sure I got every chance of walkin' away
from it, in one fuckin' piece! You should do the same!"
Anthony: "You always carry that heavy?"
Rocco: "Fuckin right! Every goddamn day. Cuz ya never know..."
Anthony doesn't know what to make of this. He knew his uncle was "different" but, this just kind
of asked more questions than it answered.
Anthony: "So it's true?"
Rocco: "Is what true?"
Anthony: "That you're in the ma - "
Rocco: "Don't ever say that word again! There's no such thing! They did away wit all dat years ago!"
Anthony: "They just busted three of ya friends last week for some credit card thing though..."
Rocco: "I don't know nuthin about that! You make bad decisions in this life, you pay the price."
Anthony: "I guess so..."
Rocco: "How 'bout it, I take ya to da range and we sink some lead into those paper bad guys??"
Anthony: "Do we have ta?"
Rocco: "No we don't have ta, but don't ya want to? Get ya feet wet in a controlled environment."
Anthony: "We stop at Fat & Greasy's after?"
Rocco: "Sure! I wanna see that cocksucka's face when I put one of these to his head!!" *shakes gun in air*
They both laugh and walk out of the break room.
comes to pay him a little visit.
Anthony: "Hey Uncle Rocky..."
Rocco: "There he is! Jailbird Supreme! How you doin' kid?"
Anthony: "Ma told me everything so I wanted to come down here and thank you."
Rocco: "Aaah, don't worry about it, least I could do for my favorite neph!"
Anthony: "They said next time the charges wouldn't be dropped."
Rocco: "Well fuck them! There won't be no next time!"
Anthony got into a bit of a scrape at a local eatery. It all went sideways and he got arrested.
But good ol' Uncle Rocky knew a cop who knew a detective who had a favor coming, ya know,
one of those type affairs. So the kid got bounced with a clean record.
Rocco: "So what exactly happened?"
Anthony: "I was ordering my food and - "
Rocco: "Fat & Greasy's?"
Anthony: "Of course, where else?"
Rocco: "They got good burgers!"
Anthony: "The BEST!"
Rocco: "OK, go on..."
Anthony: "Yeah, so I'm looking at the menu board and I guess he thought I was takin' too long
so he got a lil' choppy wit me."
Rocco: "Oh yeah, what he do?"
Anthony: "He started breathin' all heavy, like he was tired or somethin' so I asked him if he was asthmatic
and he got nasty..."
Rocco: "What he say?"
Anthony: "Called me a guinea wop, told me to hurry da fuck up!"
Rocco: "Ooooooooh, totally uncalled for!! What did you do?"
Anthony: "I grabbed the prick by the shirt and pulled his sorry ass over the counter. What was I supposed
to do? Let him disrespect me like that?"
Rocco: "Fuck No! You did the right thing! In fact, you showed great restraint. Shoulda put one in his
foot, made him dance around a little!"
Anthony: "Uh, I don't carry a gun Uncle Rocky..."
Rocco: *laughs* "That's a good one, you're funny."
Anthony: "No, I mean it. I don't even own one."
Rocco: "You serious??"
Anthony: "Yeah... they scare me."
Rocco: "Holy mother uh God, my own nephew... scared of firearms!"
Anthony: "I dunno, they're just so... permanent. One pull and lives change! Usually for the worse."
Rocco: "Kid, look... You're an AMERICAN! It's your birthright! It shall NOT be infringed!!"
Anthony: "I know, I get it. I support the Second. Still, guns just don't sit well wit me."
Rocco: *looks around to make sure they're alone, opens blazer wide*
Anthony: "Jesus Christ! Why you got all those??"
Rocco: "Because your great-grandfahda landed at Ellis Island so his children and their children
would have a betta life than he did!"
Dr. Rocco shows Anthony the four guns he has inside his jacket. Then he lifts up his pants legs
to let him see the two ankle holsters he keeps filled at all times.
Anthony: "Madon, you gettin ready for the Apocalypse?"
Rocco: "Aay, when the hammer drops on me, I'm makin' sure I got every chance of walkin' away
from it, in one fuckin' piece! You should do the same!"
Anthony: "You always carry that heavy?"
Rocco: "Fuckin right! Every goddamn day. Cuz ya never know..."
Anthony doesn't know what to make of this. He knew his uncle was "different" but, this just kind
of asked more questions than it answered.
Anthony: "So it's true?"
Rocco: "Is what true?"
Anthony: "That you're in the ma - "
Rocco: "Don't ever say that word again! There's no such thing! They did away wit all dat years ago!"
Anthony: "They just busted three of ya friends last week for some credit card thing though..."
Rocco: "I don't know nuthin about that! You make bad decisions in this life, you pay the price."
Anthony: "I guess so..."
Rocco: "How 'bout it, I take ya to da range and we sink some lead into those paper bad guys??"
Anthony: "Do we have ta?"
Rocco: "No we don't have ta, but don't ya want to? Get ya feet wet in a controlled environment."
Anthony: "We stop at Fat & Greasy's after?"
Rocco: "Sure! I wanna see that cocksucka's face when I put one of these to his head!!" *shakes gun in air*
They both laugh and walk out of the break room.
