11-24-2020, 09:34 PM
- An Important Message From Dr. Rocco -
Hey everybody, coming ta you tuhday wit a little bad news. I mean, there's good news too but
we'll jump right in on the sadder end of it first.
As you may know, recent events have taken a bit of a turn and I've been informed, in no uncertain
terms, that I am NEVER to set foot on the TV station property ever again. Something about a restraining
order and damage to property. I don't know why they got all up themselves, I bought Larry a new
fuckin' pair of glasses! And just so ya's know, those thick-ass lenses ain't cheap! They're also a lot
harder to break than you would think...
*rolls footage of Rocco stomping Larry's glasses on that fateful day*
So, yeah, the Dr. Rocco Sex Help Show is no more... but we got something even betta for ya!!
You wanna tell 'em Ant'ny?
No, that's OK, you go ahead...
Eeh, he's a shy kid. Starting next week, we're joining the millions of cocksuckas all over the internet
in Podcastville!! That's right fucko's, we're comin' at ya with ALL NEW material and covering everything
unda da fuckin' sun! It ain't just about sex anymore!!
We'll be talkin' about whatever da fuck YOU bastids write or call in wit!!
Rocco's Ask Me Anything Podcast!! Or somethin' like that. It's a workin' title.
So join us and be a part of the Family!! Ooooh!!
And before I forget, a shoutout to da TV station.
LICK MY BALLS, YOU BUNCHA COCKFACE LOSERS! Nobody needs ya fuckin' cable access shit!
Me, Ant'ny and all you fucks! LET'S DO DIS!!!!!!
*outro music - AC/DC's Thunderstruck*
Hey everybody, coming ta you tuhday wit a little bad news. I mean, there's good news too but
we'll jump right in on the sadder end of it first.
As you may know, recent events have taken a bit of a turn and I've been informed, in no uncertain
terms, that I am NEVER to set foot on the TV station property ever again. Something about a restraining
order and damage to property. I don't know why they got all up themselves, I bought Larry a new
fuckin' pair of glasses! And just so ya's know, those thick-ass lenses ain't cheap! They're also a lot
harder to break than you would think...
*rolls footage of Rocco stomping Larry's glasses on that fateful day*
So, yeah, the Dr. Rocco Sex Help Show is no more... but we got something even betta for ya!!
You wanna tell 'em Ant'ny?
No, that's OK, you go ahead...
Eeh, he's a shy kid. Starting next week, we're joining the millions of cocksuckas all over the internet
in Podcastville!! That's right fucko's, we're comin' at ya with ALL NEW material and covering everything
unda da fuckin' sun! It ain't just about sex anymore!!
We'll be talkin' about whatever da fuck YOU bastids write or call in wit!!
Rocco's Ask Me Anything Podcast!! Or somethin' like that. It's a workin' title.
So join us and be a part of the Family!! Ooooh!!
And before I forget, a shoutout to da TV station.
LICK MY BALLS, YOU BUNCHA COCKFACE LOSERS! Nobody needs ya fuckin' cable access shit!
Me, Ant'ny and all you fucks! LET'S DO DIS!!!!!!
*outro music - AC/DC's Thunderstruck*
