John Maclean: This is a man...

[Mister Obvious]

Doesn't this just highlight the evil that is makeup?

Umm, yes... this would be a perfect example of that.

I mean look, I love makeup... but I basically never wear it.

If I'm doing a dramatic photoshoot, makeup is necessary almost every time.

If I'm just taking casual photos of myself, maybe some lip gloss. Maybe some mascara.

In every day life? No makeup... 99.9% of the time.

There is a big difference between wearing normal makeup, and so much makeup that it literally changes the appearance of your facial structure.