11-27-2020, 10:25 PM
Today we got somethin' special. Rocco, Carlo and food. What could be betta?
Carlo: "You recordin'?"
Rocco: "Yeah I'm recordin! GO!"
Carlo: "Hey everybody! It's me, ya favorite New Jersey resident - "
Rocco: *behind the cell phone camera* "Oooooooh, You can't make dat claim!"
Carlo: "It's just a figure of speech, Rock, calm down."
Rocco: "I'M their favorite New Jersey resident! ME! And you ain't gettin' dis crown!"
Carlo: "We gonna do dis here? While I'm trying to Julia Child dis thing?"
Rocco: "No, ga head. Just stop it wit da bold assertions."
Carlo: "You need to start this over?"
Rocco: "NO! We can edit dat first part out, hit it!"
Carlo adjusts his apron. It's serious now.
Carlo: "Aaay, it's me, Carlo from the News Stand! And today we're gonna turn YOUR taste-buds
into a pleasure paradise that Caligula himself would be creamin' ova!"
Rocco: "Jeezus Carlo, you wit da sex all da time!"
Carlo: "When did you become a Quaker all of a sudden?"
Rocco: "No, it's just ya slide it into every conversation. Eatin' pussy, having the ladies takin' turns
sittin' on ya face. Glazin' ya down like a donut. Ya got sex on da brain is all."
Carlo: "There's nothing wrong wit havin' a healthy sex drive! Especially at my age!"
Rocco: "Aay, what you and Genie do in the pri - "
Carlo: "Don't mention her! There's no need fuh dat! It's disrespectful!"
Rocco: "Whoa, it's not like dat, I'm just sayin' dat what you do - "
Carlo: "I KNOW what ya sayin' and I'm tellin' ya to stop. Alright?"
Rocco: "Jeez, Carlo, I'm sorry. Didn't mean nuthin' by it, swear tuh God."
Carlo: "We doin' dis cookin' thing or what?"
Rocco: "Rolling!"
Carlo: "OK... So get ready you hungry bastids cuz we're about to load up a spread here that'll
feed everybody in ya family, twice!"
Carlo opens the pantry... kinda bare. Whoops. His timing was off. Poor Carlo.
Rocco: *giggles* "You makin' Ramen noodles?"
Carlo: "Fuck. What is tuhday?"
Rocco: "Tuesday."
Carlo: "Goddamnit. I thought it was Thursday."
Rocco: "And?"
Carlo: "Genie does da shoppin' on Thursday's."
Rocco: "So you got nuthin' in dare?"
Carlo: "Naw, we got stuff, just not what I had planned for the show."
Rocco: "Just do sumthin' else!"
Carlo: "But lasagna's my best dish. It's my strong suit!"
Rocco: "Well how about you just do some sandwiches? Everybody loves sandwiches!"
Carlo: "Dat's not cookin'! Any thumbless monkey can do dat!"
Rocco: "You skeevin' on hoagies now?"
Carlo: "We gotta go to da store! I need ingredients!"
Rocco: "Are you serious??"
Carlo: "Yeah! I'm serious! We're doin' dis thing right or not at all!"
Rocco turns the camera off, setting the phone down onto the countertop.
Rocco: "We're gonna get caught in traffic."
Carlo: "So what?"
Rocco: "You know how I feel about dat!"
Carlo: "Get ova yaself! We're wasting time here!"
Rocco: "Well you're driving!"
Carlo: "Genie's got the car. You'll have to taxi us."
Rocco: "Goddamn Tuesday!"
It looks like the boys have to make a trip to the supermarket. I can't wait to see how this goes!
Carlo: "You recordin'?"
Rocco: "Yeah I'm recordin! GO!"
Carlo: "Hey everybody! It's me, ya favorite New Jersey resident - "
Rocco: *behind the cell phone camera* "Oooooooh, You can't make dat claim!"
Carlo: "It's just a figure of speech, Rock, calm down."
Rocco: "I'M their favorite New Jersey resident! ME! And you ain't gettin' dis crown!"
Carlo: "We gonna do dis here? While I'm trying to Julia Child dis thing?"
Rocco: "No, ga head. Just stop it wit da bold assertions."
Carlo: "You need to start this over?"
Rocco: "NO! We can edit dat first part out, hit it!"
Carlo adjusts his apron. It's serious now.
Carlo: "Aaay, it's me, Carlo from the News Stand! And today we're gonna turn YOUR taste-buds
into a pleasure paradise that Caligula himself would be creamin' ova!"
Rocco: "Jeezus Carlo, you wit da sex all da time!"
Carlo: "When did you become a Quaker all of a sudden?"
Rocco: "No, it's just ya slide it into every conversation. Eatin' pussy, having the ladies takin' turns
sittin' on ya face. Glazin' ya down like a donut. Ya got sex on da brain is all."
Carlo: "There's nothing wrong wit havin' a healthy sex drive! Especially at my age!"
Rocco: "Aay, what you and Genie do in the pri - "
Carlo: "Don't mention her! There's no need fuh dat! It's disrespectful!"
Rocco: "Whoa, it's not like dat, I'm just sayin' dat what you do - "
Carlo: "I KNOW what ya sayin' and I'm tellin' ya to stop. Alright?"
Rocco: "Jeez, Carlo, I'm sorry. Didn't mean nuthin' by it, swear tuh God."
Carlo: "We doin' dis cookin' thing or what?"
Rocco: "Rolling!"
Carlo: "OK... So get ready you hungry bastids cuz we're about to load up a spread here that'll
feed everybody in ya family, twice!"
Carlo opens the pantry... kinda bare. Whoops. His timing was off. Poor Carlo.
Rocco: *giggles* "You makin' Ramen noodles?"
Carlo: "Fuck. What is tuhday?"
Rocco: "Tuesday."
Carlo: "Goddamnit. I thought it was Thursday."
Rocco: "And?"
Carlo: "Genie does da shoppin' on Thursday's."
Rocco: "So you got nuthin' in dare?"
Carlo: "Naw, we got stuff, just not what I had planned for the show."
Rocco: "Just do sumthin' else!"
Carlo: "But lasagna's my best dish. It's my strong suit!"
Rocco: "Well how about you just do some sandwiches? Everybody loves sandwiches!"
Carlo: "Dat's not cookin'! Any thumbless monkey can do dat!"
Rocco: "You skeevin' on hoagies now?"
Carlo: "We gotta go to da store! I need ingredients!"
Rocco: "Are you serious??"
Carlo: "Yeah! I'm serious! We're doin' dis thing right or not at all!"
Rocco turns the camera off, setting the phone down onto the countertop.
Rocco: "We're gonna get caught in traffic."
Carlo: "So what?"
Rocco: "You know how I feel about dat!"
Carlo: "Get ova yaself! We're wasting time here!"
Rocco: "Well you're driving!"
Carlo: "Genie's got the car. You'll have to taxi us."
Rocco: "Goddamn Tuesday!"
It looks like the boys have to make a trip to the supermarket. I can't wait to see how this goes!
