11-29-2020, 02:26 AM
Anudda Sunday afternoon in 'Jersey finds our friends Rocco and Carlo enjoyin' a nice cool
day in Rocco's backyard. Carlo has been doin' some thinkin... Oh Jeezus Christ... lol
Rocco: "You awfully quiet ova dare, s'matta?"
Carlo: "Ya know somethin'? We oughta open a go-cart track."
Rocco: "Who should do what??"
Carlo: "Go-carts. Ya know, those little - "
Rocco: "Yeah-yeah-yeah, I know what they are! The fuck you wanna do dat for?"
Carlo: "You don't like go-carts?"
Rocco: "I'm a sixty-year old man, why would I wanna ride around in somethin' made for children??"
Carlo: "They're not just fuh kids, everybody can drive 'em!"
Rocco: "And why da Hell would I wanna open a track? You start drinkin' again?"
Carlo: "It just seems like a fun thing to do is all."
Rocco: *shakes head*
They are now joined by Rocco's favorite neph, Anthony.
Rocco: "Oooooh, there he is! The John Wayne of dick-slingin'!"
Carlo: "Aay Ant'ny, how you doin?"
Anthony: "Aay, what's goin' on?" *takes a seat next to his uncle*
Rocco: "We were just discussin' the finer virtues of entrepreneurial endeavors."
Anthony looks over to Carlo and they both shrug.
Rocco: "Carlo wants to open a go-cart track!"
Anthony: "Hey those uh fun!"
Rocco: "Aww Jeezus, you too??"
Carlo: "I told ya Rock!"
Anthony: "Yeah, summertime there's more college cooze dare than the free clinic!!"
Rocco: "Ooh Jeezus Christ on steroids, I KNEW dare had to be a reason!!"
Anthony: "Dat warm weather, the vibrating of the motor, those chicks just can't help themselves!"
Rocco: "Alright! Alright! Christ. You sure you two aren't related??" *looks at Carlo & Anthony*
Anthony: "It's true!"
Rocco: "Can we not have ONE conversation that doesn't revolve around a woman's private parts?"
Carlo: "You're makin way too much of dis."
Anthony: "Yeah Uncle Rock, what's wrong wit a little pink in da discussion?"
Rocco: "Aaay, time and place! But wit Carlo, it's every fuckin' sentence! Like a high school kid!"
Carlo: "You rather I talk about cocks?"
Anthony: *laughs*
Rocco: "Don't get cute wit me you fuck!!"
Carlo: "I still think it's a good idea though. They fold paper like a printing press!"
Anthony: "He's right, one weekend and you can rake it da fuck in!"
Rocco was never one to turn his nose up at a lucrative opportunity. This may require further thought.
Rocco: "For da sake of argument, what all would dis go-cart thing entail? On our end?"
And thus their potential future in the go-cart racket is born. Maybe... probably not, but we'll see.
day in Rocco's backyard. Carlo has been doin' some thinkin... Oh Jeezus Christ... lol
Rocco: "You awfully quiet ova dare, s'matta?"
Carlo: "Ya know somethin'? We oughta open a go-cart track."
Rocco: "Who should do what??"
Carlo: "Go-carts. Ya know, those little - "
Rocco: "Yeah-yeah-yeah, I know what they are! The fuck you wanna do dat for?"
Carlo: "You don't like go-carts?"
Rocco: "I'm a sixty-year old man, why would I wanna ride around in somethin' made for children??"
Carlo: "They're not just fuh kids, everybody can drive 'em!"
Rocco: "And why da Hell would I wanna open a track? You start drinkin' again?"
Carlo: "It just seems like a fun thing to do is all."
Rocco: *shakes head*
They are now joined by Rocco's favorite neph, Anthony.
Rocco: "Oooooh, there he is! The John Wayne of dick-slingin'!"
Carlo: "Aay Ant'ny, how you doin?"
Anthony: "Aay, what's goin' on?" *takes a seat next to his uncle*
Rocco: "We were just discussin' the finer virtues of entrepreneurial endeavors."
Anthony looks over to Carlo and they both shrug.
Rocco: "Carlo wants to open a go-cart track!"
Anthony: "Hey those uh fun!"
Rocco: "Aww Jeezus, you too??"
Carlo: "I told ya Rock!"
Anthony: "Yeah, summertime there's more college cooze dare than the free clinic!!"
Rocco: "Ooh Jeezus Christ on steroids, I KNEW dare had to be a reason!!"
Anthony: "Dat warm weather, the vibrating of the motor, those chicks just can't help themselves!"
Rocco: "Alright! Alright! Christ. You sure you two aren't related??" *looks at Carlo & Anthony*
Anthony: "It's true!"
Rocco: "Can we not have ONE conversation that doesn't revolve around a woman's private parts?"
Carlo: "You're makin way too much of dis."
Anthony: "Yeah Uncle Rock, what's wrong wit a little pink in da discussion?"
Rocco: "Aaay, time and place! But wit Carlo, it's every fuckin' sentence! Like a high school kid!"
Carlo: "You rather I talk about cocks?"
Anthony: *laughs*
Rocco: "Don't get cute wit me you fuck!!"
Carlo: "I still think it's a good idea though. They fold paper like a printing press!"
Anthony: "He's right, one weekend and you can rake it da fuck in!"
Rocco was never one to turn his nose up at a lucrative opportunity. This may require further thought.
Rocco: "For da sake of argument, what all would dis go-cart thing entail? On our end?"
And thus their potential future in the go-cart racket is born. Maybe... probably not, but we'll see.
