11-29-2020, 10:06 PM
Carlo's been doin' some thinkin'... and fuh once, it wasn't about lady parts. lol
*sound of doorbell*
Rocco: *answers door*
Carlo: *standing outside in full workout gear - sweats, headband and reflective jacket*
Rocco: *bursts into guffaws of laughter*
Carlo: "Fuck you laughin' at?"
Rocco: *tries to talk through wheezing hysterics*
Carlo: "What?? What's so funny?"
Rocco: *trying to get the words out*
Carlo: "Aww fuck dis!" *turns to walk away*
Rocco: "No! Wait!" *struggling*
Carlo: *stops, waits*
Rocco: *catching his breath* "Jeezus, who da fuck you 'spose ta be, Richard Simmons?"
Carlo: "I'm takin' steps towards improving my health and you just gonna break my balls?"
Rocco: "Carlo, you show up at my front door dressed like an aerobics instructor version of
Danny DeVito and I'm NOT 'sposed ta laugh?"
Carlo: "I'm nowhere near dat short!!"
Rocco: "So what gives? Why you wearin' all dat?"
Carlo: "I told ya, I'm gettin in on dis health thing. Cardio. It's good for ya."
Rocco: "Genie makin' you do dis?"
Carlo: "I gotta be made to care about my health?"
Rocco: "That's historically been da case, yeah."
Carlo: "No, dis is all me."
Rocco: "So you come by for my blessing?"
Carlo: "No, I wanted to see if you'd go wit me."
Rocco: *laughs*
Carlo: "Again wit da laughin'!"
Rocco: "You want ME to go out dare wit YOU lookin' like DAT??"
Carlo: "No, you gotta change into sweats like me."
Rocco: "Are you outta ya mind? We'll look like a couple fruity pebbles!"
Carlo: "People go walkin' all the time wit dare workout buddies!"
Rocco: "Oooooh, you can stop right dare! I'm not doin' it!"
Carlo: "You don't wanna go for a nice walk?"
Rocco: "Why you gotta do dis tuh me?"
Rocco has always had a soft spot in his heart for Carlo. Especially after that little knee incident.
He doesn't want to be the stumbling block to Carlo's new health endeavor but it's Sunday and the
game's about to be on. What's he gonna do?
Carlo: "Daylight's burnin'..."
Rocco: "Aww fuck me..."
Rocco decides to go along wit dis thing. He runs back to change into more appropriate attire
as Carlo does a few stretches out front.
Rocco: *out the door in navy blue track suit*
Carlo: "Ooooh, we got Dean Martin ova heeuh!"
Rocco: "Go fuck yaself Carlo..."
Carlo: "Let's do dis thing!"
They jump into Carlo's ride and set off on their day of health.
The two arrive at the park, get out of the car and head for one of the walking trails.
Rocco: "Nice wide paved trails. Newark finally doin' somethin' good wit our tax dollas!"
Carlo: "Yeah, I like dis place."
Rocco: "So how long you good for? An hour?"
Carlo: "I dunno, we'll just hafta see."
Rocco: "Don't overdo it on ya first day, worse thing ya could do!"
Carlo: "I know my limits."
Rocco: "Good, so do I..."
They make their way down the beautifully manicured trail when Carlo catches glimpses. Yeah. Glimpses.
Carlo: "Oofah, check out dat caboose!"
Rocco: "And there we have it folks, his reason for comin' out in dis bullshit weather!"
Carlo: "I'm not 'spose to notice an ass like dat?"
Rocco: "Every time, Carlo? EVERY TIME??
Carlo: "Hey, God put women here for us to love! What's wrong wit dat?"
Rocco: "Eye-rape ain't love Carlo, come on!"
Carlo: "You tellin me dat ain't some sweet bubble action??"
Rocco: "Yeah, it's nice, but you gotta little obsession thing goin on here."
Carlo: "Obsessed or no, she could park her train car right in my depot!"
Rocco: "Maybe try takin' in da trees, the udda nice scenery?"
Carlo: "I'm doin' dat too! I'm wunna those multi-taskers!"
Rocco: "Yeah, OK, whateva..."
They keep walkin down that trail until Carlo decides it's time for a break. Finding a wooden bench, they
have a seat to catch their second wind.
Carlo: "I can feel that burn!"
Rocco: *looks at watch* "We've been walkin' all of fifteen minutes!"
Carlo: "Yeah, I know! Coupla savages eh!"
Rocco: *shakes head*
Carlo: "Dis was a good idea, tanks fuh comin' wit me Rock! I appreciate it."
Rocco: "Yeah, I don't wanna see ya keel ova wit a heart attack or some shit."
Carlo: "Dat's cuz ya love me. We're Family!"
Rocco: "Jeez Carlo, it's either pussy or gettin' mushy."
Carlo: "It's good to be in touch wit ya emotions!"
Rocco: "Yeah, I guess so..."
Carlo: "I'm kinda hungry. I didn't have breakfast."
Rocco: "I could eat. What ya thinkin?"
Carlo: "Taco Bell?"
Rocco: "Ya first day out on dis new exercise program and you already wantin' fast food?"
Carlo: "They got dis new spokeslady in their commercials. She's really cute!"
Rocco: "Yeah, and?"
Carlo: "The way she says Gordita, it's adorable!"
Rocco: *stares*
Carlo: "I thought we could drop in to see if she's ova dare? Makin' a guest appearance or somethin.'"
Rocco: "Einstein, they make those commercials in fuckin' Los Angeles or whateva, corporate
headquarters! Nobody in those ads are gonna be here in fucking Newark!"
Carlo: "You always wit da negativity!"
Rocco: "I'm not sayin' we can't go, but you gotta reel in ya expectations! Be realistic."
Carlo: "I want her to make my order! And to say Gordita a few times. You should hear her. It's bliss!"
Rocco: "You are a strange, weird fuck Carlo."
Carlo: "It's Border time!!"
They hop to it and head for The Bell.
Rocco finds a spot to park and they get out. Carlo looks through the window.
Carlo: "Holy fuckin' cannoli, SHE'S IN THERE!!"
Rocco: "The fuck she is!!"
They both storm inside and Carlo lays eyes on his new TV crush.
Rocco: "Yeah, look at her. Wonderful."
Carlo: *stares in rapture*
Rocco: "You done??"
Carlo: "Ain't she Heavenly??"
Rocco: *facepalms* "It's a cardboard fuckin' cut-out ya peabrain!"
Carlo: "It looks so real. Life-sized and all."
Rocco: "Did I ever tell you dat you was weird?"
Carlo: "I gotta do it Rock..." *walks towards cardboard cut-out*
Rocco: "Carlo, you get your ass right back ova here!"
Carlo: *hugs the cardboard Lady Bell*
Rocco: "Aww Jeezus, look at yaself! What are ya doin??"
Carlo: *sheds a couple tears*
Rocco: "Dear God, you ARE a picture! *looks around embarrassed*
Carlo: "That was everything I thought it could be."
Rocco: "Can we just order our food and get the fuck outta here????"
Carlo: "Dita's on me!"
Carlo steps to the plate and swings a grand slam for Dita Lovers everywhere! Oooooooooh!!
; )
*sound of doorbell*
Rocco: *answers door*
Carlo: *standing outside in full workout gear - sweats, headband and reflective jacket*
Rocco: *bursts into guffaws of laughter*
Carlo: "Fuck you laughin' at?"
Rocco: *tries to talk through wheezing hysterics*
Carlo: "What?? What's so funny?"
Rocco: *trying to get the words out*
Carlo: "Aww fuck dis!" *turns to walk away*
Rocco: "No! Wait!" *struggling*
Carlo: *stops, waits*
Rocco: *catching his breath* "Jeezus, who da fuck you 'spose ta be, Richard Simmons?"
Carlo: "I'm takin' steps towards improving my health and you just gonna break my balls?"
Rocco: "Carlo, you show up at my front door dressed like an aerobics instructor version of
Danny DeVito and I'm NOT 'sposed ta laugh?"
Carlo: "I'm nowhere near dat short!!"
Rocco: "So what gives? Why you wearin' all dat?"
Carlo: "I told ya, I'm gettin in on dis health thing. Cardio. It's good for ya."
Rocco: "Genie makin' you do dis?"
Carlo: "I gotta be made to care about my health?"
Rocco: "That's historically been da case, yeah."
Carlo: "No, dis is all me."
Rocco: "So you come by for my blessing?"
Carlo: "No, I wanted to see if you'd go wit me."
Rocco: *laughs*
Carlo: "Again wit da laughin'!"
Rocco: "You want ME to go out dare wit YOU lookin' like DAT??"
Carlo: "No, you gotta change into sweats like me."
Rocco: "Are you outta ya mind? We'll look like a couple fruity pebbles!"
Carlo: "People go walkin' all the time wit dare workout buddies!"
Rocco: "Oooooh, you can stop right dare! I'm not doin' it!"
Carlo: "You don't wanna go for a nice walk?"
Rocco: "Why you gotta do dis tuh me?"
Rocco has always had a soft spot in his heart for Carlo. Especially after that little knee incident.
He doesn't want to be the stumbling block to Carlo's new health endeavor but it's Sunday and the
game's about to be on. What's he gonna do?
Carlo: "Daylight's burnin'..."
Rocco: "Aww fuck me..."
Rocco decides to go along wit dis thing. He runs back to change into more appropriate attire
as Carlo does a few stretches out front.
Rocco: *out the door in navy blue track suit*
Carlo: "Ooooh, we got Dean Martin ova heeuh!"
Rocco: "Go fuck yaself Carlo..."
Carlo: "Let's do dis thing!"
They jump into Carlo's ride and set off on their day of health.
The two arrive at the park, get out of the car and head for one of the walking trails.
Rocco: "Nice wide paved trails. Newark finally doin' somethin' good wit our tax dollas!"
Carlo: "Yeah, I like dis place."
Rocco: "So how long you good for? An hour?"
Carlo: "I dunno, we'll just hafta see."
Rocco: "Don't overdo it on ya first day, worse thing ya could do!"
Carlo: "I know my limits."
Rocco: "Good, so do I..."
They make their way down the beautifully manicured trail when Carlo catches glimpses. Yeah. Glimpses.
Carlo: "Oofah, check out dat caboose!"
Rocco: "And there we have it folks, his reason for comin' out in dis bullshit weather!"
Carlo: "I'm not 'spose to notice an ass like dat?"
Rocco: "Every time, Carlo? EVERY TIME??
Carlo: "Hey, God put women here for us to love! What's wrong wit dat?"
Rocco: "Eye-rape ain't love Carlo, come on!"
Carlo: "You tellin me dat ain't some sweet bubble action??"
Rocco: "Yeah, it's nice, but you gotta little obsession thing goin on here."
Carlo: "Obsessed or no, she could park her train car right in my depot!"
Rocco: "Maybe try takin' in da trees, the udda nice scenery?"
Carlo: "I'm doin' dat too! I'm wunna those multi-taskers!"
Rocco: "Yeah, OK, whateva..."
They keep walkin down that trail until Carlo decides it's time for a break. Finding a wooden bench, they
have a seat to catch their second wind.
Carlo: "I can feel that burn!"
Rocco: *looks at watch* "We've been walkin' all of fifteen minutes!"
Carlo: "Yeah, I know! Coupla savages eh!"
Rocco: *shakes head*
Carlo: "Dis was a good idea, tanks fuh comin' wit me Rock! I appreciate it."
Rocco: "Yeah, I don't wanna see ya keel ova wit a heart attack or some shit."
Carlo: "Dat's cuz ya love me. We're Family!"
Rocco: "Jeez Carlo, it's either pussy or gettin' mushy."
Carlo: "It's good to be in touch wit ya emotions!"
Rocco: "Yeah, I guess so..."
Carlo: "I'm kinda hungry. I didn't have breakfast."
Rocco: "I could eat. What ya thinkin?"
Carlo: "Taco Bell?"
Rocco: "Ya first day out on dis new exercise program and you already wantin' fast food?"
Carlo: "They got dis new spokeslady in their commercials. She's really cute!"
Rocco: "Yeah, and?"
Carlo: "The way she says Gordita, it's adorable!"
Rocco: *stares*
Carlo: "I thought we could drop in to see if she's ova dare? Makin' a guest appearance or somethin.'"
Rocco: "Einstein, they make those commercials in fuckin' Los Angeles or whateva, corporate
headquarters! Nobody in those ads are gonna be here in fucking Newark!"
Carlo: "You always wit da negativity!"
Rocco: "I'm not sayin' we can't go, but you gotta reel in ya expectations! Be realistic."
Carlo: "I want her to make my order! And to say Gordita a few times. You should hear her. It's bliss!"
Rocco: "You are a strange, weird fuck Carlo."
Carlo: "It's Border time!!"
They hop to it and head for The Bell.
Rocco finds a spot to park and they get out. Carlo looks through the window.
Carlo: "Holy fuckin' cannoli, SHE'S IN THERE!!"
Rocco: "The fuck she is!!"
They both storm inside and Carlo lays eyes on his new TV crush.
Rocco: "Yeah, look at her. Wonderful."
Carlo: *stares in rapture*
Rocco: "You done??"
Carlo: "Ain't she Heavenly??"
Rocco: *facepalms* "It's a cardboard fuckin' cut-out ya peabrain!"
Carlo: "It looks so real. Life-sized and all."
Rocco: "Did I ever tell you dat you was weird?"
Carlo: "I gotta do it Rock..." *walks towards cardboard cut-out*
Rocco: "Carlo, you get your ass right back ova here!"
Carlo: *hugs the cardboard Lady Bell*
Rocco: "Aww Jeezus, look at yaself! What are ya doin??"
Carlo: *sheds a couple tears*
Rocco: "Dear God, you ARE a picture! *looks around embarrassed*
Carlo: "That was everything I thought it could be."
Rocco: "Can we just order our food and get the fuck outta here????"
Carlo: "Dita's on me!"
Carlo steps to the plate and swings a grand slam for Dita Lovers everywhere! Oooooooooh!!
; )
