Scenes, skits and silly musings

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Hey everybody, it's ya favorite New Jersey resident, Carlo from the News Stand!!

And I'm here today to announce that the "Got It Made wit Rocco" podcast now has a website
and merch store! You demanded it and We delivered!! Thank you all for your loving support
and well wishes as we continue to do our thing betta dan anybody else!

So come see us at www.gotitmadewitrocco.com/store [NOT a real website! lol]
and get all your favorite slogans on whateva blows ya skirt up! 

We got t-shirts, coffee mugs, baseball caps, mouse pads, sweatshirts, hoodies, everything AND the fuckin'
kitchen sink! Get ya swag today and beat da Christmas rush! 

*off-camera screaming* Rocco: "It's FESTIVUS!!!!"

Choose from our wide selection:

Got It Made wit Rocco
Dr. Rocco's Sex Help Show
Get Dat Mitt!!
Prenatal Insurrection
FUCK Public Access TV!!
Next Stop: Screamsville
Lay Off The Horses, Carlo!
Screamin' Anger into Slippery Hollow
The Magic Dolphin Supper Club
Only Champions Slurp at Velvet Valley!
Carlo Says: Get Glazed Like a Donut!
Those Who Slay Togedda, Stay Togedda
The John Wayne of Dick-Slingin'
Don't Touch My Cannoli!!
NEVER Trust a Todd!!
Cousin Sal's Culinary School
Don't Get Choppy wit Me!
I'll Be Ya Artie!
25% is RAPE!
It's Carlo from the News Stand
Carlo's School of Ninja Training
It's NOT a Strippa Pole!!
59 Today, 75 Tomorrow
Get Jiggled at Bouncin' Betty's
Carlo's Five Easy Steps to Conquering the Female Species
Carlo: Ya Favorite New Jersey Resident
Fuckin' Tuesdays!
Lasagna's My Strong Suit
BBQ Day wit Kid Ketchup
Old Paisan's Brewing Company
Cent'anni Cocksuckas!
Uncle Rocco's Go-cart Kingdom
Don't Get Cute wit Me, You Fuck!
Gettin' Cardio wit Carlo
Go Fuck Ya'self Carlo!

Enter discount code: FUHGEDDABOUDIT and receive 15% off your first order!! Ooooooh!!