12-01-2020, 02:46 AM
OK guise, new idea! [Oh God no..]
Rocco & Carlo [a la Beavis & Butthead] running commentary on YouTube videos... Eeeh, sounds like win tuh me! lol
*video starts*
Carlo: "I love roasted chicken!"
Rocco: "Yeah, good shit!"
Carlo: [0:14] "Rock, check my forehead!"
Rocco: "Fuh what!?"
Carlo: "I think I just came down wit a scorchin' case of Jungle Feva!"
Rocco: "Or ya just fuckin' retahded! Which is much more likely!"
Carlo: "You don't think she's pretty?"
Rocco: "Yeah, but can we just watch the video, please??"
Carlo: "OK..."
Carlo: [0:51] "I know where I'm goin' fuh MY prostate exam!"
Rocco: "You're disgusting Carlo. Completely and utterly."
Carlo: *shrugs*
Rocco: [1:15] "Ooooh, dat chicken musta owed her money!"
Carlo: *looks at Rocco, shakes his head No and rubs his bad knee*
Carlo: [1:29] "Place the thighs going outward? I LIKE THIS GIRL!!" *claps loudly*
Rocco: *shoots disapproving look*
Rocco: [1:39] "Ooooooooh!!! Bobby Calinetti! Poor prick!"
Carlo: *looks over questioningly*
Rocco: "Nuthin, nevermind! Forget it!" *BUSTED* lol
Carlo: [2:10] "Look at those sweet chocolate pillows just bouncin' would ya??"
Rocco: *pauses video* "Aay, you gonna watch dis thing or be a friggin' pervert here?"
Carlo: "Sorry! Just, they look good is all."
Rocco: "Keep ya eyes in ya head, Dr. Strangefuck!"
Carlo: [2:15] "Oooooh, you stay away from MY back cavity little lady!"
Rocco: "I don't disagree witchu, but can you? Please?"
Carlo: [2:20] "Every single crevice honey, you got it!"
Rocco: *gives another look of anger*
Carlo: *shrugs*
Rocco: [2:33] "Oooooooh, Vito Salatone! And dat's what happens when ya can't cover da spread!"
Carlo: "And I'M the bad one???"
Rocco: "Shut up, I didn't say nuthin!!"
Carlo: [2:45] "Come on now! You can't tell me that don't look sexual!?!?"
Rocco: "Just tuh you!"
Carlo: [2:55] "Yeah sweetie, use those fingas! Juuust like dat!"
Rocco: *pauses video AGAIN* "Ya know, I'm starting to regret even comin' ova heeuh!"
Carlo: "I can't unsee things, Rock."
Rocco: "Jeezus..."
Carlo: [3:14] "Holy Mother Mary! AND da back end!"
Rocco: "I'm just ignorin' ya now!"
Carlo: [3:30] "Oh I'm already makin' gravy ova heeuh sweethart!"
Rocco: *ignoring him*
Rocco: [3:51] "I bet dis broad could make a Hell of a marinara!"
Carlo: *sits salivating*
Rocco: [4:35] "Good lookin' bird! Make a damn good sangwich!"
Carlo: "Betta sangwich would be me, her and Dr. Melfi..."
Rocco: "Fuck you Carlo."
Rocco: "Dat's wunna da most important things about cookin' chicken, crispy skin!"
Carlo: "Yeah, nuthin worse than bitin' into dat rubbery shit!"
Rocco: [4:50] "Oooooh, Charlie Gastone! Fuckin' dead beat!!"
Carlo: *looks over again*
Rocco: "Just watch the fuckin' thing!!"
Carlo: [5:17] "Oh you are IT sweethart, yes! Do it! Those sounds are beautiful, keep goin!"
Rocco: *clears throat very loudly*
Carlo: "Look how she shakes dat hair, oof Madon!!"
Carlo: [5:40] "Thank you young lady! You've made my day!"
Carlo: [5:44] "Oh I'm leavin' you a comment! You betta know dat!!"
Rocco: "You're gonna get ya channel deleted and maybe arrested, you fuck!"
Carlo: "Take it easy, I'll keep it classy!"
Rocco bursts into laughter and rolls around on his end of the couch.
Rocco: *catching his breath* "Yeah, OK, you DO dat!"
Hahahaha, I'm thinkin' if this becomes a thing, three to four minute videos are gonna better.
Rocco & Carlo [a la Beavis & Butthead] running commentary on YouTube videos... Eeeh, sounds like win tuh me! lol
*video starts*
Carlo: "I love roasted chicken!"
Rocco: "Yeah, good shit!"
Carlo: [0:14] "Rock, check my forehead!"
Rocco: "Fuh what!?"
Carlo: "I think I just came down wit a scorchin' case of Jungle Feva!"
Rocco: "Or ya just fuckin' retahded! Which is much more likely!"
Carlo: "You don't think she's pretty?"
Rocco: "Yeah, but can we just watch the video, please??"
Carlo: "OK..."
Carlo: [0:51] "I know where I'm goin' fuh MY prostate exam!"
Rocco: "You're disgusting Carlo. Completely and utterly."
Carlo: *shrugs*
Rocco: [1:15] "Ooooh, dat chicken musta owed her money!"
Carlo: *looks at Rocco, shakes his head No and rubs his bad knee*
Carlo: [1:29] "Place the thighs going outward? I LIKE THIS GIRL!!" *claps loudly*
Rocco: *shoots disapproving look*
Rocco: [1:39] "Ooooooooh!!! Bobby Calinetti! Poor prick!"
Carlo: *looks over questioningly*
Rocco: "Nuthin, nevermind! Forget it!" *BUSTED* lol
Carlo: [2:10] "Look at those sweet chocolate pillows just bouncin' would ya??"
Rocco: *pauses video* "Aay, you gonna watch dis thing or be a friggin' pervert here?"
Carlo: "Sorry! Just, they look good is all."
Rocco: "Keep ya eyes in ya head, Dr. Strangefuck!"
Carlo: [2:15] "Oooooh, you stay away from MY back cavity little lady!"
Rocco: "I don't disagree witchu, but can you? Please?"
Carlo: [2:20] "Every single crevice honey, you got it!"
Rocco: *gives another look of anger*
Carlo: *shrugs*
Rocco: [2:33] "Oooooooh, Vito Salatone! And dat's what happens when ya can't cover da spread!"
Carlo: "And I'M the bad one???"
Rocco: "Shut up, I didn't say nuthin!!"
Carlo: [2:45] "Come on now! You can't tell me that don't look sexual!?!?"
Rocco: "Just tuh you!"
Carlo: [2:55] "Yeah sweetie, use those fingas! Juuust like dat!"
Rocco: *pauses video AGAIN* "Ya know, I'm starting to regret even comin' ova heeuh!"
Carlo: "I can't unsee things, Rock."
Rocco: "Jeezus..."
Carlo: [3:14] "Holy Mother Mary! AND da back end!"
Rocco: "I'm just ignorin' ya now!"
Carlo: [3:30] "Oh I'm already makin' gravy ova heeuh sweethart!"
Rocco: *ignoring him*
Rocco: [3:51] "I bet dis broad could make a Hell of a marinara!"
Carlo: *sits salivating*
Rocco: [4:35] "Good lookin' bird! Make a damn good sangwich!"
Carlo: "Betta sangwich would be me, her and Dr. Melfi..."
Rocco: "Fuck you Carlo."
Rocco: "Dat's wunna da most important things about cookin' chicken, crispy skin!"
Carlo: "Yeah, nuthin worse than bitin' into dat rubbery shit!"
Rocco: [4:50] "Oooooh, Charlie Gastone! Fuckin' dead beat!!"
Carlo: *looks over again*
Rocco: "Just watch the fuckin' thing!!"
Carlo: [5:17] "Oh you are IT sweethart, yes! Do it! Those sounds are beautiful, keep goin!"
Rocco: *clears throat very loudly*
Carlo: "Look how she shakes dat hair, oof Madon!!"
Carlo: [5:40] "Thank you young lady! You've made my day!"
Carlo: [5:44] "Oh I'm leavin' you a comment! You betta know dat!!"
Rocco: "You're gonna get ya channel deleted and maybe arrested, you fuck!"
Carlo: "Take it easy, I'll keep it classy!"
Rocco bursts into laughter and rolls around on his end of the couch.
Rocco: *catching his breath* "Yeah, OK, you DO dat!"
Hahahaha, I'm thinkin' if this becomes a thing, three to four minute videos are gonna better.
