Charlie's Angels - Review & Commentary
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Alright, just so you can understand where I'm at right now and where I'm coming from, just so you can understand my frame of mind here...

I'm eating a bowl of spaghetti, but I used Manwich sauce. Yes. That's right. I sauteed some onion, some frozen peppers, browned some ground beef, mixed in the Manwich... and I am eating it over pasta. Is it good? I dunno. I haven't taken a bite yet. But I'ma let you know.

Season 1 - Episode 2 - "Hellride"

https://www.amazon.com/Charlies-Angels-P...B08DQTY4BV

Oh this one sounds good. It's free with ads on the Amazon Prime through IMDB TV. I prettymuch hate their ads. But it's better than paying.

Just so you know...

I haven't even gotten past the first IMDB TV ad yet and I already got sidetracked and paused to go off on a search to see how astrologically compatible I am with Bill Hicks. This is why it takes me HOURRRSSSS to finish commentating on shows and movies.

It's kinda weird how Charlie refers to them as "little girls" who went off to the police academy in the intro. I didn't know Charlie was like a ladies' man... but I noticed in the pilot episode he had tons of fly bitches handing him drinks by the pool and stuff.

So about the Manwich pasta. Listen, it's good. But after giving it some pretty intense thought, the only way I can describe the difference between this and your typical spaghetti sauce is to say that the Manwich is... "blunted." It's blunted. It just seems blunted. And it is NOT for lack of seasoning. I season my food well, I am all about flavor. That's just my preference. But there's something about the Manwich TEXTURE that is... dulled. Am I enjoying it? Absolutely. Would I make pasta using Manwich as sauce again? No. Okay, maybe. I can't say I'll NEVER do it again as long as I live... I probably will if I live long enough. But generally, no.

00:28 so I guess what sorta perplexes me is Charlie's standoffishness toward the Angels. He's like some weird kinda private eye sugar daddy to them or something. Like he takes care of them, but he doesn't wanna meet them or actually get close. Like I said, he's clearly rolling in a lot of other fine pussy. But you'd think he'd want to at least meet them and have a four-some or something.

And I think they're all pretty, but Jaclyn is obviously the hottest.

My favorite tidbit of info about Farrah Fawcett is the "Kentucky Castle" connection... back in the day it was said that Lee Majors wanted to live there, and that they visited the place. Dunno if any of that is true though. Could have just been publicity for the property. It last sold for $8.7 million (2018)... Versailles/Lexington Castle: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Castle

There was a time when I really wanted to live there. But I got over it, just like everybody else!

1:53 WUHUHUHUHOOOAAA, look what a cutie this chick is!!!!!!!! OMG who is she!? I've GOT to know!!!

Hmmm, apparently her name is Rosanne Covy and this is basically all she was ever in. She gets killed off in this episode, OMG!!!!!!!!

Why kill off the hot and likable one right away? The Angels aren't even as attractive.

4:58 - 5:20 lmao ummm what the fuck was that? Charlie starts talking "How have y--" and it sounds like he either burps or farts and grunts, then he starts in again, "How have your practice runs been going, Sabrina?" LMFAOOOOO.

5:18 ooo, look at this baller sideboob shot of Jaclyn... I feel like I can see nipple under that shadow.

5:53 BAHAHAHAHAHA oh my gosh... well that explains it.

7:33 gah this Bloody Mary chick is a cunt.

8:15 whoa it's super lame that they'd kill that other chick over a totally ghetto small time racing operation like that.

9:00 WTF, what is their scheme here? I don't get it. This is kinda stupid.

11:20 fucking LOL, what the hell?

13:45 see this is why I wonder why the fuck they go undercover instead of plainly telling people they're investigating. It would be helpful in SOME instances, like this one.

19:15 if this guy doesn't wanna be found out, he's doing a really bad job.

19:30 their cover story isn't believable at all... it's too cheeseball.

20:40 whoa I didn't even recognize that was Don Gordon, the sunglasses in his previous scene totally threw me off. He was pretty hot, but it's hard to tell with this character.

24:45 I don't really approve of them making fun of believin' in the Lord!!!

27:35 lmao I'd totally have to slap her. Jaclyn is leagues and leagues beyond the sexiest.

31:12 roflmfaolol.

35:01 dude's like hella creepy.

44:00 I'm like barely watching at this point.

47:03 great music in this show though, love that 70s sound.

47:13 that's a pretty baller jean jacket.

49:00 AWWWW, I LOVE TROPHIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well it was fun commentating on that episode... I'll probably revisit Charlie's Angels in several weeks or months.
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