12-11-2020, 05:15 PM
Here's another idea I'll probably regret...
*imagine a YouTube video clip here*
Now, I'm going to run commentary on this bitch... I know, you don't have to say it...
0:15 - Dude, if your boobs are THAT big, please, DO NOT leave the house dressed like THAT! *oy vey*
0:20 - Mother... Fucker... she actually left the house wearing THAT! Disgusting... *pauses, rewinds* lol
0:30 - Christ on a cabana! She's totally not going into the bank like that!? Is she!?!?!? *she did*
0:35 - Bwahhahahahahaha, that ten year old kid is a man now!! *his eyes bug out at the lady's boobs*
0:40 - That's right lady, turn your kid around, shoot that nasty harlot a dirty look for corrupting your
precious seed. She's all of 25 - 27, she KNOWS BETTER!!
1:20 - I'm pretty sure if that bank teller stared any harder she could file a sexual harassment suit, lol...
1:25 - Fuckin' chicken wings man, now the security guard is caught in a stare-down with her chest-meat!
1:40 - Oh thank God! She's leaving! Whew!! That old dude in line behind her was lookin' like trouble.
2:03 - Don't go in Subway, don't go in Subway.... aaaand she goes into Subway... *facepalms*
2:09 - That dude TOTALLY wants to give her extra cheese! Free of fucking charge!! Pervert.
2:35 - Well FUCK that dude! I never get my chocolate chunk cookies for FREE!! *outrage*
2:57 - Bwahhahahahaha, that old dude with the cane! Broke his fucking neck turning to look at her!!
3:24 - Is she seriously gonna sit on that bench to eat?? Uh, why not just stay IN Subway?? *shakes head*
3:31 - Hahaha, that fuckin dude nearly wrecked his bike staring at her! Goddamn fuck-pickle! lol
3:37 - So, dog-walker dude thinks he's gonna just walk up on this chick eatin' Subway on a wooden
park bench and throw down the mack of the century? Bitch please. Go scoop your doggie's poop!
3:42 - Well fuck me with an Amish rake, they exchanged digits. I must be getting old. : (
3:51 - Uh, BITCH, your sammich wrapper MISSED the fucking trash can, GO THE FUCK BACK and pick that
shit up!! 40 HH's don't give you no damn special rights to litter! Fucking Millennials...
4:00 - Dude, duuuude! That midget is totally out for one thing! NEVERRRR talk to a midget at a bus stop!
4:07 - If she gives that little motherfucker a piggy-back ride I'm gonna piss myself... *waits for it*
4:10 - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! SHE'S GIVING THAT LITTLE SHIT A PIGGY-BACK RIDE!!!
I'm not really sure what I just watched. But God bless YouTube man. For. REAL.
*imagine a YouTube video clip here*
Now, I'm going to run commentary on this bitch... I know, you don't have to say it...
0:15 - Dude, if your boobs are THAT big, please, DO NOT leave the house dressed like THAT! *oy vey*
0:20 - Mother... Fucker... she actually left the house wearing THAT! Disgusting... *pauses, rewinds* lol
0:30 - Christ on a cabana! She's totally not going into the bank like that!? Is she!?!?!? *she did*
0:35 - Bwahhahahahahaha, that ten year old kid is a man now!! *his eyes bug out at the lady's boobs*
0:40 - That's right lady, turn your kid around, shoot that nasty harlot a dirty look for corrupting your
precious seed. She's all of 25 - 27, she KNOWS BETTER!!
1:20 - I'm pretty sure if that bank teller stared any harder she could file a sexual harassment suit, lol...
1:25 - Fuckin' chicken wings man, now the security guard is caught in a stare-down with her chest-meat!
1:40 - Oh thank God! She's leaving! Whew!! That old dude in line behind her was lookin' like trouble.
2:03 - Don't go in Subway, don't go in Subway.... aaaand she goes into Subway... *facepalms*
2:09 - That dude TOTALLY wants to give her extra cheese! Free of fucking charge!! Pervert.
2:35 - Well FUCK that dude! I never get my chocolate chunk cookies for FREE!! *outrage*
2:57 - Bwahhahahahaha, that old dude with the cane! Broke his fucking neck turning to look at her!!
3:24 - Is she seriously gonna sit on that bench to eat?? Uh, why not just stay IN Subway?? *shakes head*
3:31 - Hahaha, that fuckin dude nearly wrecked his bike staring at her! Goddamn fuck-pickle! lol
3:37 - So, dog-walker dude thinks he's gonna just walk up on this chick eatin' Subway on a wooden
park bench and throw down the mack of the century? Bitch please. Go scoop your doggie's poop!
3:42 - Well fuck me with an Amish rake, they exchanged digits. I must be getting old. : (
3:51 - Uh, BITCH, your sammich wrapper MISSED the fucking trash can, GO THE FUCK BACK and pick that
shit up!! 40 HH's don't give you no damn special rights to litter! Fucking Millennials...
4:00 - Dude, duuuude! That midget is totally out for one thing! NEVERRRR talk to a midget at a bus stop!
4:07 - If she gives that little motherfucker a piggy-back ride I'm gonna piss myself... *waits for it*
4:10 - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! SHE'S GIVING THAT LITTLE SHIT A PIGGY-BACK RIDE!!!
I'm not really sure what I just watched. But God bless YouTube man. For. REAL.
