(12-12-2020, 11:59 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Fung you're preachin' to the damn choir bro...
https://www.sectual.com/thread-17464-pos...#pid131034
I just had the PERFECT shit...
The kind you didn't even know came out.
I was just sittin' there like "WTF is going on?" and then I look down and I'm like DAMN!
That's the perfect shit right there.
It's not technically a ghost shit because ghost shits are where you cut that loaf of brown and there's NOTHING on the toilet paper.
But if I wanted to really iron out the terminologies, I'd reclassify the above described shit as a "phantom shit" and the shit I had today as a "ghost shit."
Dude I had some really good shits just then right, but now my arse is farting like a fog horn? Maybe that means its healthy? I mean it couldn't be anything else I ate good food only.
The bowel bacteria must make it fart like a bitch cos its happy? Like when you eat beans but I aint eat beans.
They don't even stink wtf?
Need to get to the bottom of this farting like a fog horn!
