12-13-2020, 12:54 PM
I'm gonna stop littering the "Actual Thoughts..." thread with my bullshit and just post my
dumbass stuff in here. It falls under the heading of "silly musings" so it should be on-topic.
So, I just implemented a pretty cool fix to my "I need more candle holders" problem.
I have this really cool resin bowl that totally looks like some oooooold school ass ceramic shit
from Africa or something. Got it years ago in a UK charity shop [thrift shop]. And I don't like to
put the tea light candles down into it because if the flames get too intense they might lick up
onto the bowl and fuck it up. SO, I had the genius idea of putting a mason jar lid, open-side
down, into the bowl and THEN putting my three candles on top of that! Worked out awesome!
As soon as I did, my inner little old black lady voice chimed in with:
LOBLV: "You purteh smart for a white boy!"
Me: "Thank you! I have my moments..."
It was cute. My heart: Warmed. The little old lady: Still kinda dislikes me. But it's not racial.
She's super cool. And sweet. Like my grandma. Only more melanin. And wisdom. She's wise as fuck.
I'm too much of a lamer to do it now, not to mention the current phone I use for taking videos
SUCKS DONKEY NOSTRIL from the bowels of glitched-out Shitoria, but I'll video or photo the results
and share them here eventually. Cuz who doesn't like free pics??
Your Mom... *shrugs*
dumbass stuff in here. It falls under the heading of "silly musings" so it should be on-topic.
So, I just implemented a pretty cool fix to my "I need more candle holders" problem.
I have this really cool resin bowl that totally looks like some oooooold school ass ceramic shit
from Africa or something. Got it years ago in a UK charity shop [thrift shop]. And I don't like to
put the tea light candles down into it because if the flames get too intense they might lick up
onto the bowl and fuck it up. SO, I had the genius idea of putting a mason jar lid, open-side
down, into the bowl and THEN putting my three candles on top of that! Worked out awesome!
As soon as I did, my inner little old black lady voice chimed in with:
LOBLV: "You purteh smart for a white boy!"
Me: "Thank you! I have my moments..."
It was cute. My heart: Warmed. The little old lady: Still kinda dislikes me. But it's not racial.
She's super cool. And sweet. Like my grandma. Only more melanin. And wisdom. She's wise as fuck.
I'm too much of a lamer to do it now, not to mention the current phone I use for taking videos
SUCKS DONKEY NOSTRIL from the bowels of glitched-out Shitoria, but I'll video or photo the results
and share them here eventually. Cuz who doesn't like free pics??
Your Mom... *shrugs*
