12-31-2020, 10:29 AM
New Year, New Boss?? [Nope!] lol
Chick walks by Boss's door... you know the rest...
Boss: "Hey!"
Chick: "Uuurrgh!"
Boss: "C'mere!"
Chick: *walks into office, stands, stares*
Boss: "So, ya have a nice Christmas?"
Chick: *stares, tiny squint*
Boss: "That bad?"
Chick: "I'm Jewish."
Boss: "Well did you have a nice Jewish Christmas?"
Chick: "Sweet crazy Jesus..."
Boss: "He's the reason for the season!" *goofy smiles, both thumbs up*
Chick: *makes tormented face*
Boss: "Whatcha got goin' for New Years?"
Chick: "Drunk."
Boss: "Right now?"
Chick: "No, dipfuck, I'll be getting drunk... tonight."
Boss: "Want some company?" *does the eyebrows*
Chick: "Sure. Just not You."
Boss: "Ouch."
Chick: *condescending smile*
Boss: "How 'bout you come over to my place?"
Chick: *turns to walk out*
Boss: "No! I don't mean for that!"
Chick: *stops, turns back around*
Boss: "I mean, unless..."
Chick: *starts to walk out again*
Boss: "Wait! I just meant so we could do stuff! Non-sexual stuff."
Chick: "What could you possibly do for me that my two bottles of rosé and quart of Dazs can't?"
Boss: "I thought we could build a fire, roast some hot dogs, have a few beers, ya know, hang..."
Chick is actually giving this some thought. She did hate spending holidays alone. How bad could it be?
Boss: *makes the ol' puppy dog eyes*
Chick: "You promise to keep your hands off my ass??"
Boss: *raises right hand* "Scout's honor!"
Chick: "That literally means nothing..."
Boss: "OK, jeez, I'll swear on a stack on Jewish bibles, fuck!"
Chick: *closes eyes, shakes head*
Boss: "So do we have us a New Year's Eve partaaay???"
Chick: *quietly* "Goddamn me..."
Boss: "YES!! You're gonna love it! I just rebuilt my fire pit, got a new grill that lays right down into it..."
Boss continues gushing about all the cool stuff he's got ready for their night. Chick stands there, listening.
It wouldn't be a total loss. She could still take her wine & ice cream along. Maybe there was hope after all?
Happy New Year guys! ; )
Chick walks by Boss's door... you know the rest...
Boss: "Hey!"
Chick: "Uuurrgh!"
Boss: "C'mere!"
Chick: *walks into office, stands, stares*
Boss: "So, ya have a nice Christmas?"
Chick: *stares, tiny squint*
Boss: "That bad?"
Chick: "I'm Jewish."
Boss: "Well did you have a nice Jewish Christmas?"
Chick: "Sweet crazy Jesus..."
Boss: "He's the reason for the season!" *goofy smiles, both thumbs up*
Chick: *makes tormented face*
Boss: "Whatcha got goin' for New Years?"
Chick: "Drunk."
Boss: "Right now?"
Chick: "No, dipfuck, I'll be getting drunk... tonight."
Boss: "Want some company?" *does the eyebrows*
Chick: "Sure. Just not You."
Boss: "Ouch."
Chick: *condescending smile*
Boss: "How 'bout you come over to my place?"
Chick: *turns to walk out*
Boss: "No! I don't mean for that!"
Chick: *stops, turns back around*
Boss: "I mean, unless..."
Chick: *starts to walk out again*
Boss: "Wait! I just meant so we could do stuff! Non-sexual stuff."
Chick: "What could you possibly do for me that my two bottles of rosé and quart of Dazs can't?"
Boss: "I thought we could build a fire, roast some hot dogs, have a few beers, ya know, hang..."
Chick is actually giving this some thought. She did hate spending holidays alone. How bad could it be?
Boss: *makes the ol' puppy dog eyes*
Chick: "You promise to keep your hands off my ass??"
Boss: *raises right hand* "Scout's honor!"
Chick: "That literally means nothing..."
Boss: "OK, jeez, I'll swear on a stack on Jewish bibles, fuck!"
Chick: *closes eyes, shakes head*
Boss: "So do we have us a New Year's Eve partaaay???"
Chick: *quietly* "Goddamn me..."
Boss: "YES!! You're gonna love it! I just rebuilt my fire pit, got a new grill that lays right down into it..."
Boss continues gushing about all the cool stuff he's got ready for their night. Chick stands there, listening.
It wouldn't be a total loss. She could still take her wine & ice cream along. Maybe there was hope after all?
Happy New Year guys! ; )
