01-20-2021, 07:48 PM
2:57 - Michelle's like "Jeezus Chryst, Matty's a LOT of work!" lol
"Put yer feet up, kick yer boots off..." Bahahahaha
"Pat off the brow..." pffftttt lmao
"In the face!!" Goddamnit Matthew. You funny bastard.
ROFL!! Michelle's face at 5:43 - Worth the price of admission! lol
Michelle's face at 8:18 - "I'd kill this fucker if I didn't need this job..."

"Cookin' ain't easy!" [in that voice] roflcopter
"Look at this little son of a bitch..." lol
11:04 - Saran Wrap. On meat FRESH OUT the gotdamn oven. Mattyhew, no son... no.
13:03 - Under done. Come on. 115'F? Dude, at least respect your mom enough to get that
thing up to 140'F. Or whatever the fuck medium is. Myoglobin gravy ain't sweet. S'all I'm sayin...
"FUUUUCK!!" lol - Another successful episode Matty. But that meat looked gross. Still funny though.