Interstellar Bookmark

[Mister Obvious]

Things I've used as bookmarks over the years.

Popsicle sticks
Tooth picks - [UNused]
Band-Aids - [new, IN the wrapper]
Sandpaper - [small pieces folded up]
Pens
Pencils
Candy bars - [in the wrapper]
Kleenex - [folded up, UNused]
Toilet paper - [folded up, UNused]
Old losing lotto tickets
Lotto ticket slips
Beef jerky - [small flat piece]
Receipts 
Junk mail
Twig from a tree
Used ketchup packet
A clean sock
Handkerchief - [new, clean]
Small piece of cardboard
Screwdriver
Allen wrench
Your mom


All but one of those things is true.

I know which one it ain't!