I support the long pocket idea. You should patent that shnit. It's almost like a subtle purse hidden in a garment! Maybe add "fashionably wide", if that's a thing. Rofl!
Here's my problem with pretty much ALL pockets, regardless of the number:
If I dare to place more than one item in any given pocket, when I go to pull one of them out, the other one invariably rides it like a clip-on panda and then immediately detaches once it senses that gravity+physics will allow it to tumble down to the earth in a sloppy freefall. That's when I enter "old man screams at cloud" mode, except it's screaming at the clusterfuck of physics that results in me having to bend over or squat down and pick up whatever the (bleep) it was that fell.
Here's my problem with pretty much ALL pockets, regardless of the number:
If I dare to place more than one item in any given pocket, when I go to pull one of them out, the other one invariably rides it like a clip-on panda and then immediately detaches once it senses that gravity+physics will allow it to tumble down to the earth in a sloppy freefall. That's when I enter "old man screams at cloud" mode, except it's screaming at the clusterfuck of physics that results in me having to bend over or squat down and pick up whatever the (bleep) it was that fell.
