02-08-2021, 07:11 AM
0:24 - 0:52: I walk into a grocery store, slow-motion, heading to the Little Debbie aisle.
Close-up of concentrated expression on my face. I high-five the produce guy. I wink at an
elderly female customer, she gives me a creeped out look.
0:53 - 1:07: Hot vampyre-goth chicks swing from the ceiling doing sexy trapeze stuff.
1:08 - 1:23: I clumsily gather an armload of Fudge Rounds, dropping a few, then turn to walk
to the cashier. People stand and stare in awe; not knowing how such a full-on retard could
carry that many boxes of snack cakes. By himself...
*reeeaaally needs a hobby*
