Have you ever shat out what looked like some type of creature??

[Mister Obvious]

This morning I gave butt birth to what looked like a little shit-covered alien golem type creature...

I didn't touch it or anything, I just flushed it with the rest of the doo, but I can't help but wonder.

I just can't help but wonder... where'd that little feller come from?? How long is incubation time??

There are a lot of nights recently that I don't remember too clearly... was I alien abducted??