05-09-2021, 01:44 PM
Quote:So far, it's gotta be one of the most accurate birth charts I've ever seen.
I feel like he's the one of those people who would draw ALL major Arcana in a tarot reading, lol.
Quote:https://imgur.com/a/uJHCUr8
That opening line about racing toward the sun while being observed by two dudes chilling on a unicorn and a dragon made my taint feel like it was being tickled by a feather. Beautiful stuff.
Quote:Then one of the next aspects says he's a sex perv, and/or super religious.
Can we just get a collective eye roll here? I mean how unsurprising is this? LOL. Sigh.
Quote:"Rockets and space ships"...
https://imgur.com/a/IjHhDzh
And to my earlier point: "precious gems and metals". I mean... dude... it says it right there.... fucking SCARY accurate.

Quote:https://imgur.com/a/PLswGaC
Jesus Christ. This reading is insane in its accuracy. I wonder who the person with the high pitched voice is, though? We need to look into this so we can give Elon a heads up.
I'm dying to see the shit you're leaving out, but I respect you for respecting the man's finer info. It's mostly just because I would love to hear your assessment of it.
Quote:I totally believe he has ESP though!!!
I wonder if people with ESP will reap greater rewards from augmented brainpower tech, or if it'll be hampered by it?