What are buttcheeks for?

[Mister Obvious]

I mean that video where you modeled the T-shirts you made was pretty fucking hot, and you didn't even turn your butt to the camera.

Thank you, that means a lot to me, because it means a lot to me that I didn't show my butt straight up!!!

I think we're going forth into a time of modesty and covering up (stylishly and sexily) rather than showing so much!!!