Eyebrows should be brushed straight up...

[Mister Obvious]

I just gotta make more pictures and videos with my eyebrows in their CORRECT, aware, mindful natural state.

I have a VERY pronounced eyebrow fetish and I never turned my sights onto my OWN eyebrows until recent years...

Now I hear their cries!!!

BRUSH US UP!!!

STRAIGHT UP!!!

Then I acquiesce and they say, MORE, MORE, brush us up MORE!!!

And I'm like but you're already brushed all the way up.

They're like YOU COULD DO BETTER.

And I'm like shut up, I know what's best here.