Welp. Last night Fox aired the TMZ segment which was billed to show "game changing" new footage.
All the same fuckers who we are all now totally sick of seeing due to rampant overexposure were present to be interviewed by the main TMZ dude. Jeremy Corbell. George Knapp. Lou Alezhandro (I'm not even going to bother to spellcheck, sorry). And all those people who are retired but once held "important" positions in the government or military. The same fucking talking heads we've been seeing for years on this subject. And we finally get to the footage after it's teased for half a fucking hour, and it's just like...
"Game changing". Seriously? Fucking GAME CHANGING? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
At what point do WE become absurd by fucking PROXY, just from having spent time listening to these assholes?
HEY UFO TALKING HEADS:
GO FUCK YOURSELVES.
The grainy horseshit "Footage" looks like a couple of helicopters filmed at night on a Cricket cellphone from 2005 by a one-armed, heavily-ovulating girl strapped to a horny, coked-up bull. God bless her for trying, but fuck you guys for calling it game changing. And fuck you guys, period.
Dear Jeremy, George, Lou, etc. Until you have footage that actually depicts an exotic craft with something even vaguely resembling clarity, please, for the love of fucking GOD, just go absolutely FUCK yourselves. Get off of my television and internet. Go away. Stop. You're past done; you're burning in the fucking skillet and stinking up the house. The fire alarm is going off. You plateaued three fucking years ago. I almost miss Tom DeLonge at this point. Jesus fucking christ.
Lou is whining nonstop now about being 'discredited' by the pentagon as part of some conspiracy, and yet the only person I'm aware of who is talking about Lou is fucking LOU. Dude, NOBODY GIVES A SHIT. STOP WHINING. You are doing enough to your reputation ALL BY YOURSELF by continuing to be associated with "Filmmaker Jeremy Corbell" and this mounting ocean of fucking absolute trash they're calling "compelling footage". Newsflash, motherfuckers: it's not compelling.
All the same fuckers who we are all now totally sick of seeing due to rampant overexposure were present to be interviewed by the main TMZ dude. Jeremy Corbell. George Knapp. Lou Alezhandro (I'm not even going to bother to spellcheck, sorry). And all those people who are retired but once held "important" positions in the government or military. The same fucking talking heads we've been seeing for years on this subject. And we finally get to the footage after it's teased for half a fucking hour, and it's just like...
"Game changing". Seriously? Fucking GAME CHANGING? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
At what point do WE become absurd by fucking PROXY, just from having spent time listening to these assholes?
HEY UFO TALKING HEADS:
GO FUCK YOURSELVES.
The grainy horseshit "Footage" looks like a couple of helicopters filmed at night on a Cricket cellphone from 2005 by a one-armed, heavily-ovulating girl strapped to a horny, coked-up bull. God bless her for trying, but fuck you guys for calling it game changing. And fuck you guys, period.
Dear Jeremy, George, Lou, etc. Until you have footage that actually depicts an exotic craft with something even vaguely resembling clarity, please, for the love of fucking GOD, just go absolutely FUCK yourselves. Get off of my television and internet. Go away. Stop. You're past done; you're burning in the fucking skillet and stinking up the house. The fire alarm is going off. You plateaued three fucking years ago. I almost miss Tom DeLonge at this point. Jesus fucking christ.
Lou is whining nonstop now about being 'discredited' by the pentagon as part of some conspiracy, and yet the only person I'm aware of who is talking about Lou is fucking LOU. Dude, NOBODY GIVES A SHIT. STOP WHINING. You are doing enough to your reputation ALL BY YOURSELF by continuing to be associated with "Filmmaker Jeremy Corbell" and this mounting ocean of fucking absolute trash they're calling "compelling footage". Newsflash, motherfuckers: it's not compelling.
