I am protesting cleaning my body and hair

[Randy]

I think i already feel better after 5 days of no soap or shampoo. People are aleady telling me i stink . I believe the smell is part of the beneficial bacteria and scum building up all ober. My dog and cat do not shy away from me instead they embrace the odors and this is a big vote of confidence . Perhaps all this layers of smells will keep me from getting bad virus idk but i am all in for the rest of 2021. You go ahead and embrace celibacy i choose funk